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'The Real Housewives of Orange County' Recap: Reunion Part 3

(27) Comments | Posted August 26, 2013 | 11:08 PM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 21 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Reunion Part 3."

Here we are, my friends. We've reached the final chapter of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" Reunion Special. Parting is such sweet sorrow,...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: 'Reunion Part 2'

(32) Comments | Posted August 19, 2013 | 11:12 PM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 20 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Reunion Part 2."

"How do rumors get started/They're started by the jealous people and
They get mad seein' somethin' they had/ And somebody else is...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: 'Reunion Part 1'

(34) Comments | Posted August 13, 2013 | 2:21 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 19 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Reunion Part 1."

"Just when I thought I was out ... they pull me back in." -- Michael Corleone, "The Godfather Part III"

Oh, so you thought...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Season Finale Recap: 'Cold Shoulders'

(55) Comments | Posted August 6, 2013 | 2:15 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 18 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Cold Shoulders."

"In my beginning is my end. In succession

Houses rise and fall, crumble, are extended,

Are removed, destroyed, restored, or in their place

Is an...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: Far From A Winter Wonderland In 'An Immodest Proposal'

(12) Comments | Posted July 30, 2013 | 2:31 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 17 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "An Immodest Proposal."

What is this thing called "love" -- It is a mere form of chemical madness, hormones running furiously amok; Is it inexorable bonds formed...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: 'Crossroads'

(31) Comments | Posted July 23, 2013 | 1:34 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 16 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Crossroads."

Here we are, dear readers, at our 16th episode, cryptically titled "Crossroads." Does this refer to our cast members being at a collective crossroads in life,...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: 'Hold Your Tongue'

(12) Comments | Posted July 15, 2013 | 11:49 PM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 15 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Hold Your Tongue."

We're still in Canada, that frozen, foreign land to the north. In this strange, remote territory, napkins are called "serviettes." Police are "Mounties." M&Ms...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: Skiing, Hot Uncles And A Bongo Player?

(6) Comments | Posted July 9, 2013 | 3:09 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 14 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "The Cold War."

How was your holiday weekend? As the scent of BBQ fades from your preferred patriotic casualwear and our national four-day hangover subsides, let's check...

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'Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: Brooks Drama, Wedding Dresses And 'Malibu Country'

(14) Comments | Posted July 2, 2013 | 8:24 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 13 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Wedding Dress Stress."

It's a common truism that in life, and in reality TV, major upheavals like weddings, holidays, cross-country moves, and assembling IKEA furniture can turn...

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'Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: 100 Episodes Later, They Still Say The Darndest Things

(4) Comments | Posted June 25, 2013 | 2:18 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen "The Real Housewives Of Orange County: 100th Episode Special."

It's a historic day, America. Together, we forged a society in which a humble reality show, initially titled "Behind The Gates," permeated the pop culture consciousness and made it to...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: 'Chicks And Salsa'

(7) Comments | Posted June 18, 2013 | 1:00 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 12 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Chicks and Salsa."

Hola, friends! Due to my technical difficulties, last week's recap did not get posted. So, before we launch into this week's debauchery, I will...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: 'Viva Mexico'

(6) Comments | Posted June 4, 2013 | 12:40 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 10 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Viva Mexico."

Greetings, Orange County faithful! Alas, I was unable to recap last week's episode as I was hosting Memorial Day festivities at my very own "cohabitation...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: 'Hot In Orange County'

(22) Comments | Posted May 20, 2013 | 11:58 PM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 8 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Hot in Orange County."

It has come to my attention that many viewers dislike this show so intensely that they can't bear to tune...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: 'Whines By Wives'

(19) Comments | Posted May 14, 2013 | 2:49 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 7 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Whines by Wives."

Bonjour! This recapper is a bit jet-lagged, as I have just returned from a trip overseas, where I viewed a fascinating half hour of...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: 'A Star Is Reborn?'

(31) Comments | Posted May 7, 2013 | 12:34 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 6 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "A Star is Reborn?"

The ladies of Orange County have moved from 8 p.m. to 9 p.m. on Mondays, so we all must spring forward one hour...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: 'Little Rich Girl Problems' In The Wake Of Tamra's Party

(15) Comments | Posted April 30, 2013 | 12:24 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 5 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "The Party is DONE."

Sunday nights offer a cornucopia of cerebral television -- nuanced dialogue, multi-layered metaphors, and trenchant commentary on modern society as...

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'Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: Tamra Throws A Party And A Fit

(75) Comments | Posted April 23, 2013 | 1:21 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 4 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "It's My Party and I'll Scream If I Want To."

Before launching into this recap, I must divert your eyeballs to Huffington Post contributor/NBA legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,...

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'Real Housewives Of Orange County' Recap: Meet Lydia McLaughlin And Her Husband Jesus Abs

(43) Comments | Posted April 16, 2013 | 2:33 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 3 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Making Up Is Hard To Do."

What is the true measure of a "Housewife"? Is she merely the sum of her fame-gulping, idiom-murdering, Dysport-plumped parts, or is...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Season 8, Episode 2 Recap: 'Evil Eyes And Evil Faces'

(6) Comments | Posted April 9, 2013 | 1:08 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 2 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Evil Eyes and Evil Faces."

Spring is here at last, and just as the heady scent of lilac and peony floats through the fading April twilight, so...

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'The Real Housewives Of Orange County' Season 8 Premiere Recap: 'Bullies And Babies'

(16) Comments | Posted April 2, 2013 | 2:14 AM

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 8, Episode 1 of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Orange County," titled "Bullies and Babies."

Welcome, friends. Pour yourself a hearty goblet of nondescript white wine and recline on the nearest oversize chaise lounge as we dutifully recount the...

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