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Food, Sex and Fifty Shades Of Grey , Part Six: Have You Ever Dreamed of Going To Culinary School?

Posted: 04/26/2012 10:53 am

I first heard about Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James, or the "triple-x trilogy," as described on the Today Show , from my best friend Stacey Pashcow, who has a knack for stumbling upon the next big thing. The book had been turning up at brunches all over the Upper East Side. Now that the hush has turned to a cultural roar, my advice is to skim the book, already too thin to be a main course, and get to the "spicy stuff" in between.

To me, nothing turns up the heat like Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke did back in the 80's in the kinky movie 9 ½ weeks. That movie rolled into suburbs everywhere and had us all running for the refrigerator. The cherries, the strawberries and honey -- all used as props in the ultimate foodie seduction scene (take that, Christian Grey!)

What is about food that's incredibly sexy? Simply put, it all boils down to chemistry. Whether it's a delicious rich, decadent chocolate cake or a hot, steamy night with your very own McDreamy, the feel-good firestorm set off in our brains is ignited by the same toe-tingling chemical cocktail.

As I stand in the kitchen with Lisa, showing her how to poach the perfect egg for our Eggs Benedict, she's still stuck simmering and waiting for her man to call. It makes me think some men are like a drug; with or without them, we seem to suffer through the same crazy highs and lows. In her case, she's officially in withdrawal.

After class this week, I've decided it's nothing a good hollandaise couldn't cure.

Lisa brings over a new poaching contraption from Williams-Sonoma and proudly places it on the burner. In the words of Chef Ray, to be a great chef, you have to learn the basics before you can start cutting corners. I bring the water to a boil in a saucepan and add two tablespoons of vinegar. I taste the water to make sure I've added enough vinegar. I break the eggs into a ramekin one at a time. It's important to keep them intact. The vinegar acts as a binding agent and helps to keep the egg from splitting apart. I release it into the water and Lisa watches in amazement as it swirls into a vortex and starts to form the perfect poached egg.

Caring for a new relationship is a lot like perfectly poaching an egg: You have to rely on chemistry and have faith that it's going to come together in the end. If you poke or prod it, it's sure to break. Like love, once it's broken, it's impossible to put the pieces back together again.

Tune in on Monday for Part 7 & for more on posts from Heidi Brod on culinary school, click here.

Excerpts inspired by the class, Serious Amateur, French Cooking, Culinary Techniques, Recipe for Hollandaise Sauce and Poached Eggs taken from International Culinary Center. Recipe for Eggs Benedict taken from Joy of Cooking.

Heidi Brod and Lisa Stolov have a daily newsletter/website DishInOutBeauty.com that focuses on health and beauty from the inside out.

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Eggs Benedict
Serves 4

4 Poached Eggs
Toast:
4 halves of English Muffins
Cover each with:
4 Cooked Slices of Canadian Bacon
Top each with one with a poached eggs
Serve them hot, covered with Hollandaise Sauce.
*Please click here for recipe for Hollandaise Sauce.

Optional
Steamed Asparagus are a delicious side.

Poached Eggs

2 Tablespoons of vinegar, per Liter of water
4 Eggs

1. Bring water to a boil in a sautoir or a russe and add 2 T of vinegar per liter of water. This will help set the white. Never salt poaching liquid; salt, unlike acid will break up the white, not set it.
2. Lower the temperature to 180 degrees Fahrenheit.
3. Break eggs into a ramekin, one at a time, to check the quality. Keep the yolks intact.
4. Carefully add the eggs to the water. Cook for about 3 minutes.
The whites should be firm, and the yolks should remain liquid and covered with a thin film.
5. When the eggs are cooked remove them to a basin of cold water to stop the cooking and remove the vinegar taste.
6. Place the eggs on paper towels and trim the ragged edges with a knife or scissors. To serve: Reheat quickly hot salted water and serve.

 

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I first heard about Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James, or the "triple-x trilogy," as described on the Today Show , from my best friend Stacey Pashcow, who has a knack for stumbling upon the next big t...
I first heard about Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James, or the "triple-x trilogy," as described on the Today Show , from my best friend Stacey Pashcow, who has a knack for stumbling upon the next big t...
 
 
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02:02 PM on 05/05/2012
I adore poached eggs &William Sonoma rocks!
but the truth is to FORGET ABOUT IT! It is so simple to produce the PPE.
You can even do 2 at a time if you use a a larger saucepan. Fill 1/2 way with water, bring to a boil and gently slide the raw egg (has been cracked and is in a custard cup or ramikin) into the water. Watch the white of the egg swim around ;a bit like a jellyfish at first. Use a slotted non-stick spoon to gingerly bring the white closer to the center. Watch it carefully because you will most likely have to lower the flame or the boiing water can suddenly boil into a volcano spuing egg stuff (white foam) all over your cooktop. Not to worry, just hover over it an be ready to lower flame once the boiling becomes too intense. I happen to like my PE with a thin wide spread white area around the center; that's no "yoke"! I lift the egg with the slotted spoon, let the water drain out then slide it on to your favorite slice of toast or English Muffin (which is slathered with creamcheese then a circle of Canadian Bacon), watching it ooze over onto the plate. yes, the joy of cooking; i get my joy by eating it immediately. If you like a thick round egg white that has no personality, buy that thing that promises a perfect poach every time! ): Anjulrose xo
03:43 PM on 05/02/2012
I see what you did there! Tried to use "50 Shades of Gray" to get decent, upright bondage fans to read a column that was nothing but FOOD PORN! I for one shall have none of it! Some things are unfit for the public eye, and I think recipes DEFINITELY are some of those things!

And may I add, Harrumph!
08:18 AM on 05/04/2012
Sounds like this was written by Winnie The Pooh (aside from upright bondage and Food Porn). Not something that would happen in the hundred acre woods...or would it ; )
10:58 AM on 05/01/2012
Great blog, can't wait until part 7
-BB
08:15 AM on 05/04/2012
Thanks for tuning in. Let us know if you have a great recipe to share!
10:56 AM on 05/01/2012
College food can get bland after a while; definitely no chemistry there. But my next weekend mission is to make a great breakfast with these Eggs Benedict!
08:15 AM on 05/04/2012
That's wonderful. Let me know if you love the recipe! I did. Do you cook Benedict with anything else?
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ginadeoliveira2008
Seen a shooting star tonight and I thought of you
01:26 PM on 04/29/2012
Thanks for the poaching an egg how to.
10:32 AM on 04/30/2012
let me know if if you try it...
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millebocca
veni, vidi, clicki
11:30 AM on 04/27/2012
i hear oodles of women who proudly say "i don't cook" "i can't cook"
why is this such a shunned ability/willingness these days?

whether it's a fancy recipe or comfort food whipped up with whatever's around, cooking and the willingness to make, eat n enjoy food and esp the willingness to feed your guy = nuture = please him w one of life's simple pleasures is a great step in the right direction to connection and basic sensuality that cannot help but lead to other connections. and preparing a meal together w a glass of wine on hand? nice, nice, nice, w/ or w/out kids around.

and i'm not even that crazy about the book, though i like it's intent and LOVE the fact that it's become so mainstream (christian is described time and again too much like a dimestore romance hunk - the unfairly vague references to his body plus that copper hair kept getting in the way of who was otherwise a spitting image of christian bale's bruce wayne. and ana is just too dull to be believable as that mesmerizing despite her ez-o's). i agree w 50 shades being the twilight to ann rice's vampire stories, and indeed, rice's work as rampling is still the edgier, more daring read, not to mention better literary endeavor.

anyone yet start up a conversation of which stars ought to be cast if and when the movie is made??
08:48 PM on 04/27/2012
Universal/Focus should do a good job and get it right into production. Maybe Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Olson?
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04:59 AM on 04/28/2012
Actually they cast Ian Somerhalder as Christian Grey.

Armie Hammer is too cheerful for that role. Elizabeth Olsen is too mousy. Maybe the girl who plays "Little Gray" on Grey's Anatomy.
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millebocca
veni, vidi, clicki
11:04 AM on 04/28/2012
aha - of course it's already planned!!
10:40 AM on 04/27/2012
The best parts of this series go far beyond the actual recipes. To me, the stirring up of old memories retained from watching movies like 9 1/2 Weeks is a welcome flashback. Heidi's humorous teasing of Lisa related to her love life and less than stellar culinary talents makes me feel like I'm not alone on days I feel doomed to strike out on whatever I try. The snippits about the Culinary Institute are a welcome window into a world far removed geographically from me. While my talents in the kitchen largely relate to my picking up the phone to call a caterer, the recipes give me real insight into what I should be asking about and will make me appear knowledgeable in an area far removed from my career. Bottom line - thank you for the series and I hope Huffington picks up more of your work in the future.
12:57 PM on 04/27/2012
On a personal note, you have no idea how much your comments mean to me. I've really put heart and soul into these posts with the hope that it would connect. As women, we are often so hard on ourselves and each other but at the end of the day it's really all about friendship, family and love. Your post makes me feel like all of the hard work has paid off. If at the end of it, we can laugh and connect over the universal truths, I feel like this series is a great success.
Thank you again. Your comment will inspire me to write the next post. From the heart, Heidi
Francois G
(S)trolling... don't feed me...
05:37 AM on 04/27/2012
"The vinegar acts as a binding agent and helps to keep the egg from splitting apart"

Replace egg with relationship/marriage and you have an interesting metaphor... what would be the vinegar ?
08:08 AM on 04/27/2012
Yes, if only relationships were as precise as the chemistry of cooking. Satisfaction guaranteed.
12:13 AM on 04/27/2012
i love poached eggs - can't wait to try this - vinegar??? who knew!
also just downloaded the infamous 50 shades - we will see ...
can't wait to read part 7
great job heidi!
08:01 AM on 04/27/2012
An interesting read. Great sex but as a foodie, left me still hungry for more.
12:01 AM on 04/27/2012
Food is love, for me. Cooking with my honey is our best bonding time outside the bedroom.
07:59 AM on 04/27/2012
Favorite dish. Hot or cold ; )
10:11 PM on 04/26/2012
I have to say, I never thought I would be so impressed by the making of a poached egg. Heidi you were so right about the hollandaise sauce...I think it could cure almost anything! Well, it did cure me that day! xoxo Lisa
07:33 PM on 04/26/2012
The metaphor of good food equaling good sex need not be so metaphorical afterall, huh? I too am such a fan of poached eggs (the texture and the rich yolk, no need for hollandaise in my opinion). And now I recently found out I have an allergy to egg whites! who knew? and what does that mean -- metaphorically speaking?
10:44 PM on 04/26/2012
Maybe you can have it every now and again...all of it ; ) metaphorically speaking.
06:52 PM on 04/26/2012
Please keep the great and fun to read articles coming. Looking forward to the next recipe and the update on Stacey"s love life.
04:26 PM on 04/26/2012
I just love these articles--and the recipes. Can't wait for the next one!
04:46 PM on 04/26/2012
Thank you. Do you have a favorite...recipe?
06:39 PM on 04/26/2012
French onion soup!
03:21 PM on 04/26/2012
I really can't get enough of this stuff. Beautifully written and very entertaining! This needs to be a TV show, book or SOMETHING! It's like Sex & The City plus food. Genius! Keep writing and never end! =)
03:45 PM on 04/26/2012
Will you marry me : )