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Henry Blodget

Posted: April 5, 2010 10:51 PM

The Truth About the iPad

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I finally got my hands on everyone's latest religious experience.

I'll be road-testing it over the next few days. So let's start right in, shall we?

Here's the first truth about the iPad:

It's too heavy.

Seriously. It is. Just admit it.

Yes, I know, it's heavy because of that amazing battery that lasts 10X as long as the godawful battery in my iPhone.

And I'm in awe of that battery. I really am. But the iPad's too heavy.

And here's another truth: Typing isn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be.

It's bad when the iPad is out of its sheath, because then the iPad wobbles. It's also bad when the iPad is in its sheath but the little stand-thing isn't set up--because it wobbles even more. But when the little stand thing on the sheath is actually set up, tilting the screen a few degrees toward you, it's actually surprisingly easy to type on.

True, the decision to put the apostrophe on the second screen of keys was ridiculous. But other than that I can see getting used to typing pretty quickly.

That stand that tilts the iPad toward you is an unexpected positive surprise, by the way. That was one thing I was having conceptual trouble with--the idea that, to read it, I had to hold it or lean over it. It seemed to be a step backwards from a laptop, which has a built-in screen stand. Compared to a big screen on a desk, or compared to the mobility of the iPhone, it still is a step back. But it's better than having it flat on the table on the far side of your plate.

And another: The fingerprints all over the screen are pretty gross. I know that's not Apple's fault, and I know there's nothing to be done about it. But when I was handed the iPad, it had been fondled by everyone in the newsroom, and, well, it looked like it had been fondled by everyone in the newsroom. So much so that I didn't want to just polish it up on my pants, the way I do with the iPhone.

And another: The thing really is slick. Way slick. Uber-slick. I have a MacBook, and I have an iPhone, so I don't know that I'll want to use it much, but I can understand why Walt Mossberg slobbered his way through his entire review.

Alas, in the time it has taken me to write this, someone else in the newsroom has run off with the iPad, so that's all for now.

Okay. I just got it back. And I tried an app--the GQ app. The GQ app is horrible. I realize that magazines are just desperate to have the iPad save their butts, but is this really the best they can do? Clip on the app and you get the cover of the magazine. There are lots of interesting-sounding headlines on that cover. Click one... and what guess what happens? The cover zooms in to make the headline bigger. But I can already read the headline (that's why I clicked on it). I don't need the headline to be made bigger. What I need it to do is take me to the story. But of course GQ doesn't want me to go to the story (I now see.) It wants me to click through the pages one by one, as I might with a paper magazine. Well, screw that. I already read about how John Edwards jumped his mistress the moment he saw her. I don't need to click through dozens of pages of ads to read about that again.

I tried the WSJ app next. It blew, too. Specifically, it showed me pretty pictures of the paper, organized by date. I don't particularly care about reading newspapers organized by date (I'd rather just read articles), but if that's the way the WSJ people want me to think about it, fine. I tried to read one of the papers. All I got was a pop-up screen telling me to subscribe. Screw that.

I tried the Kindle app. Someone had loaded it up with War And Peace. That looked cool. I've always wanted to have read War And Peace. I read a page or two. But there were no page numbers. I really wanted page numbers. I flicked through a few pages and didn't get that cool page-turning effect that all the reviewers creamed over (that's the iBooks app, I guess). Still, it was readable. Which was cool. Now if only there were some way to just transfer the War And Peace file to me, so I could have read it without actually having to read it.

I tried the New York Times app.
It had a different problem than the GQ and WSJ apps. Unlike those apps, it opened to real content, which appeared to be clickable. But the content was old--at least several hours old. Tiger Woods is not "beginning" a busy day at Augusta with a quiet practice round. He's done. He just finished his press conference. So why is the New York Times app giving me stale content? Next...

The other apps look nice. Big versions of iPhone apps. They'll make my iPhone seem small. Otherwise, they're just the same, except bigger. I pressed the "where am I?" button and, bam, a nice huge map with a little icon showing me right where I am supposed to be.

The browser... oh, man, does Business Insider look great on the browser! This is why those big media companies really are hallucinating about how iPad apps are going to save their asses. Who wants an app when the browser works this well? I certainly don't.

Read more: 10 Things We Love And Hate About The iPod

 

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04:11 PM on 04/06/2010
If you want a better browser than Safari, check out iCab Mobile. AMAZING! It holds your page in either portrait or landscape and offers tabs. Best browsing experience! 1000X better than Safari.
03:02 PM on 04/06/2010
1. take the included shamois
2. clean the screen by wiping it with the shamois.
Done.

What's the problem dude? do you need a maid to clean your devices?
02:29 PM on 04/06/2010
rave reviews or negative reviews; i simply don't need it and do not want it. if other people do, fine and dandy. i don't.
12:28 PM on 04/06/2010
This is another "gadget" I can live without. This item seems to just replicate the functions of other gadgets that already exist. and adds nothing to the mix. Most of the folks I know who have I Phones go out of their way to load in applications to try to justify the use and cost of the thing.

I do like the idea of a battery that lasts ten hours, why can't they put those in regular lap tops, or cars for that matter?

And one more thing.....this whole Ebook concept....I like carrying a book around, turning the actual pages, highlighting and dog earing and I can borrow books from the library free of charge or pick them up at thrift stores for 99 cents a piece.
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01:41 PM on 04/06/2010
I love reading too. That being said I had the same opinions about ebooks, until my daughter got one. I wanted to see what all the fuss was about, so I borrowed it and was hooked. I bought one the next day and have loved every minute of having it. When I travel, I can just toss the Kindle into my purse and I have a whole library of books, with less weight than an actual hardback volume. . And the thing I love the most, which makes it better than a book for me, is the fact that I can enlarge the print!! I don't have to be bothered with eyestrain anymore from reading for hours, and I dont have to fork over the extra dollars for large print books. I can highlight text, I can turn the pages down on the corner... I dont have to, though, because if I set it down or turn it off , it goes directly to the page I was on when I turn it back on. Mine lasts ten days to two weeks on one battery charge and if I wake up in the middle of the night, and have nothing new to read, I can just search for and buy a book and it is there on the Kindle within minutes. No going to the store, or being stuck in traffic. It is wonderful.
02:59 PM on 04/06/2010
You make a lot of good points, I must say, but I'm still not sold. What do books cost to download? Do you get to keep the book or do you have a set amount of time to read it?
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02:19 PM on 04/06/2010
"I do like the idea of a battery that lasts ten hours, why can't they put those in regular lap tops, or cars for that matter?"

You can have affordability, performance or long battery life, but only 2 out of 3. As for cars... well, battery technology have not reached *that* level of efficiency yet.

I don't particularly like eBooks too. There's a very satisfying feeling when I look at my bookshelf and see a long line of Discworld books that I worked and paid for myself.
03:01 PM on 04/06/2010
I've yet to own a laptop where the battery lasted for more than an hour, no matter what they say about battery life. Still, it is hard to imagine that electric cars have not come to fruition as yet.
12:07 PM on 04/06/2010
It looks cool and Apple will sell a lot of them--mostly to people who already have Apple products; but the reality is that it does half as much (at twice the price) as a laptop.
11:55 AM on 04/06/2010
I absolutely love mine. At first I was turned off because of the proprietary "enclosed" nature of the system (I don't have an iPhone so I wasn't familiar with the structure of the OS), but now that I've used this thing for a few days, I find it worth every penny. For the best review of how the iPad will be used by lots of people (not just the techies-and I've been a techno addict since the days of the command line) head over to Read Write Web and read the review by Sarah Perez, "The First Real Family Computer." She's right on the money with her assessment of how the iPad will be used by MOST people.
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11:09 AM on 04/06/2010
Thanks for the review! If I didn't already have a Kindle and an iPhone, I might be springing for this already, but as it is, I think I can wait for another version later on. I am VERY curious to handle one though!
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10:55 AM on 04/06/2010
I think that the iPad is an entertainment device without compare.

It fills a gap between AppleTV, iTunes, iPhone and iPod very well.

Like many products, if your expectations fit the design, you'll like it.

If not, you'll complain.
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10:40 AM on 04/06/2010
Good stuff. Two questions from my end (please somebody help me):

1) How much did Apple pay for the product placement on MODERN FAMILY. Really, did I need to watch my favorite show and have it turn into an infomercial?

2) What's is with Kindle's refusal to supply page numbers and the number of pages until the end of a chapter? If it were not for that little problem, I would have gone electronic a long time ago. As for now I have an ipad, new kindle, old kindle and....a shitload of old fashioned books (which is what I read most).
10:14 AM on 04/06/2010
Mr Blodget:

I appreciate your honest and forthright review of the iPad. The thoughts and impressions of someone who has actually used the thing are of far more value than the speculations and rants of those who haven't.

But one sentence struck me as, well, remarkable. In reference to the New York Times app - Quote " But the content was old--at least several hours old."

Excuse me, but isn't that the way newspapers HAVE to be?

A newspaper column, by its very nature, is going to be different from a Twitter stream. There are implicit advantages: The time necessary to fact-check, spell-check. To contemplate on the larger meanings and implications of the developing story.

I suspect that there will be all manner of applications available for the iPad that will allow one to keep up with Tiger Woods progress around a golf course on a minute-by-minute basis.

But if I want to know the "bigger" picture, the back story, to revel in well-written prose - I'll take the NY Times story. Even if it is a couple of hours "old" by the time it shows up on my Pad.
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10:00 AM on 04/06/2010
Will it fit in a pocket?

If not, I need a backpack or briefcase to take it anywhere.

At that point, a laptop will do so much more -- and costs less -- that there's simply no contest.
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obtusegoose
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09:46 AM on 04/06/2010
The iPad is too heavy? It's only 1 1/2 pounds. Aren't laptops two to three times heavier? The Kindle is 1.2 pounds, and all it can do is display reading materials (in black and white). I think the extra 0.3 pounds are worth it, don't you? If Apple replaced the back of the iPad with lightweight plastic, everyone would complain that it feels cheap and flimsy. That's just not going to happen.
10:14 AM on 04/06/2010
I refuse to buy a kindle DX!

Bezos is a crook - $489 and it doesn't surf the web, no USB, no webcam, no lid to protect the screen, no FLASH and it's TOO light to hold.

I just don't see how it fits into the niche between my books and my magazines to be honest. What a piece of junk.
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Maxiesid
10:45 AM on 04/06/2010
I am curious. Did someone tell you that a kindle was a tablet computer? Or a laptop?
Did someone try to force you to buy a Kindle this way?? I wonder at this because those of us that want ereaders want them for the specific task of READING from, and storing READING materials so they can be accessed at any time for READING. If I want to surf the web, or use a webcam, or use flash or hold something that is heavy, I will buy an Ipad, or use my laptop, or my desktop computer. If I want to sit down on my comfortable chair, lean back and read for hours, that would be with a Kindle. Wait, I see, I read your other comment below.. you are just trolling ! Sorry, I mistook you for someone that really had something they wanted to say.
09:03 AM on 04/06/2010
You DO know why the iPad is heavy right? Because they will most likely be coming out with a slimmer and lighter version with a bigger hard drive next year, so they can make more money... i mean look at the iPods...
10:11 AM on 04/06/2010
Yeah!

I heard from a friend of a friend that they were stuffing it with lead at the factory in China, and will take that out for iPad 2.0 - voila, instant lightness.

Intel is in on the fix as well - they keep coming out with faster and faster processors - only so they can make more money. Crooks!
02:55 PM on 04/06/2010
that is just ridiculous.
08:55 AM on 04/06/2010
Don't own one. Never will. Print rules!!!!!
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raker
08:29 AM on 04/06/2010
I got my iPad on Sunday. Anyone want to buy a Kindle?
03:19 AM on 04/07/2010
What price are you selling it for?