He emptied his bank account, and all he has is this Rasta banana.

Henry Gribbohm, 30, has filed a police report after he says he lost over $2,600 on a carnival game and won only a stuffed banana with dreadlocks, WLKY reported.

The Epsom, N.H., man attended...

Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.

Hearings have begun for the former Vice-Mayor of a Tennessee town accused of masturbating out of his open car window while speeding down the Interstate.

William Blakely, 30, was arrested in February after another driver claimed he had "fondled...

Look out, the cop is coming!

The lawyer for an alleged Pennsylvania prostitute says the undercover detective who arrested her got a little too invested in his cover, the Associated Press reported.

Homestead Officer Ronald DePellegrin, 48, admits that he allowed Diana Gross, 26, to...

Turns out masturbating at a St. Patrick's Day parade is a real lepre-can't.

Authorities in Saint Paul, Minn. learned Saturday afternoon that Steven Young, 39, was sitting on the sidewalk openly masturbating, according to a criminal complaint obtained by City Pages.

The alleged St. Paddy's whacker...

A dog in Oklahoma City came home on Saturday carrying a dead newborn in its mouth.

A house sitter, whose name has not been released, was at the home at the time, KOCO reported.

The house sitter told KFOR that the dog, a 6-month-old mixed-breed named...

Here's the real reason your pages were stuck together.

Tyree S. Carter, 20, was allegedly caught openly masturbating in the Racine Public Library in Racine, Wisc. Wednesday morning.

The employee who spotted Carter says he was "standing in the open, not trying to conceal the act," according to...

You've seen them without their clothes -- now see them without makeup.

Dozens of adult actresses and nude models truly bare it all in this amazing before-and-after photo series by Melissa Murphy, makeup artist to the (porn) stars.

See The Photos (story continues below):

Murphy, who...

HuffPost Weird heard through the grapevine that the a Scottish zoo has been cranking up the Marvin Gaye in an effort to get their pandas in the mood for mating.

Partially because female pandas are only fertile for about two days a year, zookeepers have a notoriously difficult...

Meet Nikki Lee. She's a 5-foot-5, 117-pound Caucasian woman with brown hair and a B-cup.

She is the average porn star.

At least, according to "Deep Inside: A Study of 10,000 Porn Stars and Their Careers," conducted by Jon Millward and...

Hey, it was just the tip.

Shoe salesman Daniel Anaya, 27, is accused of breaking into his ex-girlfriend's Santa Fe apartment and biting off the tip of her big toe, according to KOAT.

The girlfriend told police that on February 3, Anaya broke into the home the couple...

His girlfriend was unreliable, so he went out to find a stable relationship.

According to a signed -- though undated -- statement newly released by the Smoking Gun, Andrew Mendoza of Danavang, Texas, was waiting for his girlfriend to call one night and told himself that if...

Elizabeth and Frank Brazier's trip to Indiana in 1923 turned into every dog-lover's nightmare. Their beloved collie, Bobbie, disappeared. They returned to Oregon heartbroken, resigned to never again see their beloved pet.

Seven months later, Bobbie showed up at the Braziers' front door. "The Wonder Dog" -- as Bobbie would...

In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.

When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun....

A shooting has been reported at Taft Union High School in Taft, California, KERO reports.

The shooting suspect is in custody, according to ABC 7.

UPDATE: At a press conference held Thursday afternoon, Sheriff Donny Youngblood said that the shooter, a 16-year-old student at the...

Someone told cops he thought he saw the king of beasts loose on the street, and he wasn't lion.

Dispatchers in Norfolk, Va. received a 911 call Tuesday reporting that a baby lion was strolling down the street, potentially on the hunt for its next meal, The Virginian-Pilot...

That'll show him.

Police say Brenda Schumann, 51, defecated and urinated on the floor, then went on an armed rampage through the house after discovering her husband in bed with another woman, according to a case report obtained by TC Palm.

"I found him in bed with a...

A young British man was reported missing New Year's Day, but he got lucky.

It turns out Dale Rowlinson-Bates, 20, was simply shacking up with a newfound lady friend when he failed to contact his friends and family for a couple days, the Telegraph reported.

They're really putting the fur in chauffeur.

For the past two months, animal trainer Mark Vette has been teaching dogs to drive, New Zealand TV station Campbell Live reported.

The lessons are part of a campaign by the New Zealand Society for the Prevention of Cruelty...

Breaking up is hard to do.

Elizabeth McClain, 22, allegedly ran over her ex-boyfriend's mother with a car in Austin, Texas, after stalking the man for three months, the Austin-American Statesman reported.

As McClain drove away from the crime scene, she allegedly sent her estranged lover...

The cops came not a moment too soon.

Racquel Gonzalez, 24, has been arrested for allegedly assaulting her boyfriend, 30-year-old Esric Davis, when he had an orgasm and she did not, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.

The Manatee County, Fla. couple...