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The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting comes out in paperback April 22, 2014. It is available on Amazon.com and in bookstores around the world.

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Making Dinner With Your Toddler: An Activity Breakdown

(2) Comments | Posted April 22, 2014 | 4:05 PM

Making dinner with a toddler around is a lot like doing taxes: difficult, but your legal responsibility. Pay attention to the chart below and you should have no problems at all. Except for the problems listed. Have fun!

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Como colocar o seu filho para dormir em 100 passos

(0) Comments | Posted March 25, 2014 | 2:56 PM

1. Avise que chegou a hora de ir para a cama.

2. Espere até que ele(a) pare de chorar.

3. Explique que a hora de dormir não é uma punição.

4. Explique que a hora de dormir não é uma novidade.

5. Explique que, sim, a hora...

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How to Put a Toddler to Bed in 100 Easy Steps

(114) Comments | Posted March 21, 2014 | 11:34 AM

1. Announce that it's time to go to bed.

2. Wait for your toddler to stop crying.

3. Explain that bedtime is not a punishment.

4. Explain that bedtime is not a new concept.

5. Explain that, yes, bedtime will happen every night.

6. Console...

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The Honest Toddler Guide to Tantrums

(10) Comments | Posted March 13, 2014 | 5:46 PM

Hello. I'm the Honest Toddler. For those of you who are not familiar with my work, I am an ambassador between the toddler and adult communities. My passion is helping adults become better servants to the small children in their lives. Over the next few weeks I'll be sharing my...

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The Toddler Council's Official Statement On The Royal Baby

(14) Comments | Posted July 23, 2013 | 11:40 AM

Below is the official statement from The Toddler Council in response to the announcement that the royal baby has been born. At this time I am not on the council due to a falling out with the President over whose turn it was to sit in the red chair but...

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Recipes

(66) Comments | Posted August 23, 2012 | 3:17 PM

Dear mommy & daddy,

I recently read somewhere (I think the Bible) that you can't blame ignorant people for being ignorant if you refuse to help them stop being so ignorant. With that thought in mind, I've decided to write down a few recipes to make mealtimes easier for all...

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I'm Sorry

(82) Comments | Posted August 13, 2012 | 10:16 AM

Look mom. I can tell from the way you haven't looked me in the eye since fetching me from my crib well before dawn that you're upset about last night. Waking up every 45 minutes to 1.5 hours isn't easy for me either.

In my defense, my blanket really did...

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