Goodbye Grand Old Party; goodbye Boy Genius. At least for now.
Goodbye to George Bush's vision for America (and the world), goodbye to Don Rumsfeld and his vision for the US military (and the world).
Goodbye Dick Cheney and the Imperial Presidency: when the Saudis say jump, will you still ask how high?
Goodbye Scooter; sorry, but someone has to be the patsy, and it ain't gonna be Dick.
Goodbye, John Bolton, and thanks for leaving the floors of the building intact.
Goodbye Karen Hughes, wherever you are and whatever you're doing: are you ready to go home now?
And goodbye, Jim Baker: your boy still thinks he knows better.
Goodbye Tony Blair; will there still always be an England?
Goodbye Kofi: you were right about a thing or two, but Condi won't miss you.
Goodbye to the hunt for Osama, goodbye to the New American Century.
Goodbye to the birth pangs of a new Middle East; condolences on the miscarriage.
Goodbye to missions un-accomplished, goodbye to staying the course. Goodbye to Iraq: we hardly knew you.
Goodbye NPT and IAEA: welcome to our club, India, and how dare you, Iran?
Goodbye to sticks; we've still got some carrots left, but hurry; they're turning moldy fast.
And goodbye Darfur; goodbye Somalia: sorry, but we just can't handle the truth.
Goodbye to Judith Regan and all the other culture terrorists: perhaps money isn't a cause after all.
Goodbye, CBS News: sorry Katie. But I think we still like you.
Goodbye Britney, K-Fed, Lindsay, Paris, and Nicole: please.
Goodbye Mel Gibson: you'll never work in this town again, unless, of course, you make movies we'll pay to see.
And goodbye Michael Richards: too bad they weren't ragheads, we could have forgiven that.
Goodbye to Global Warming worries: we might buy smaller cars, but will we go back to living in smaller houses?
Goodbye, General Motors; I guess what's good for you isn't good for America.
Goodbye to Made in USA, really: goodbye forever.
Goodbye Gerry Ford; sorry we teased you so, but we didn't know about W at the time...
Livin' in America: Goodnight and goodbye, James Brown.
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