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Season 39 of Saturday Night Live may have come and gone, but the digital shorts will live online forever. Here, in no particular order, are our favorite shorts from the past season.
Forget the fox. Kerry Washington suggests that you should be more concerned with what your girl says, specifically about that collection of butt pics you're hiding in your smartphone. -- Sheila Dichoso
We didn't want to take our chances in disrespecting Queen B by omitting this short from the list. (Plus Andrew Garfield is totes adorbes - like, uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh na na na.) -- Richard Ogawa
"(Do It On My) Twin Bed"
That sexy washed-up quarterback from high school? Totally worth the risk of Aunt Ruth walking in on you. -- Katherine Rea
E-cigarettes have become a hipster trend this year, but SNL took the device a step further by offering methamphetamine addicts a chance to stay social while tweaking out. -- Liz Brown
"Dongs All Over the World"
Anna Kendrick rapping! And Sexual Pokemon seems like a fun summertime activity you can do with friends. -- Raef Harrison
"Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders"
This outstanding parody of a horror film in the style of Wes Anderson is so whimsical and accurate, it's almost frightening. -- Liz Brown
Kenan, Jay, and Sasheer gave us so many reasons to hug a black guy this Black History Month that you'll HAVE to dance about it! -- Nadia Vazquez
"We Did Stop (The Government)"
The government shutdown was actually pretty scary there for a minute. But thankfully SNL let us know it was all right to laugh again, and now we kind of want Taran Killam to run for political office. He'd get our vote. -- Raef Harrison
In all honesty, who hasn't wanted to slap a character from Girls across the face with a rubber hand? Tina Fey FTW! -- Raef Harrison
"Her Parody Trailer"
In Me, Spike Jonze's follow-up to Her, falling in love with yourself in a sartorial, pastel-colored, mustached future never felt so right. -- Sheila...
As the dust settles around the devastating news that Community has been canceled, we've taken some time to reflect on our favorite study group: the journey they've taken us on, the emotions they've shared with us, the random animated episodes based on Abed's alternate realities. And while we...
24 is back on Fox, giving viewers front row seats to the most action-packed 24 hours we'll ever bear witness to. We wondered what a season of some other popular shows would be like if broken down by the same, groundbreaking guidelines: 1 hour = 1 episode. Would we catch the beloved Rayna James secretly filling in her wrinkles with botox? Would we see Dr. Hannibal Lecter sneaking in a Doritos Locos Taco? Would Oliver Queen actually get some sleep? Let's tune in and find out.
One Season of Arrow:
02:00-03:00: Back from vigilanting. It's time for sleep.
03:00-04:00: 5,000 crunches.
04:00-06:00: 7,000 sit-ups.
06:00-07:00: Half a million push-ups.
07:00-07:30: Wax chest.
07:30-10:00: [censored for obscenity and sexual content]
11:30-15:00: [censored for obscenity and sexual content]
15:00-15:30: Read an article called "5 Exercises to Work Your Abs to Exhaustion."
15:30-18:00: [censored for obscenity and sexual content]
18:00-19:00: Orders green leather vests and emerald eye shadow from Amazon. Uses a gift card.
-- Sheila Dichoso
One Season of Cosmos: A Space Odyssey:
00:01-24:00: In what will no doubt be a controversial season, a paramecium wiggles.
-- Martin Moakler
One Season of Glee:
08:00-09:00: Mr. Shue realizes the glee club is $200,000 in debt for lavish sets and costumes they use just once in spontaneous musical numbers.
09:00-10:00: The club has a bake sale. Breaks into unrehearsed, spontaneous, fully choreographed number.
10:00-11:00: Realizes spontaneous number at bake sale has put them further into debt.
11:00-12:00: Plans bank heist with a musical montage.
12:00-13:00: Pulls off bank heist during lunch period.
13:00-14:00: Celebrates successful heist with another unrehearsed, spontaneous, fully choreographed number.
14:00-08:00: Lather, rinse, repeat.
-- Richard Ogawa
One Season of Revenge:
06:00-20:00: Emily schemes.
20:00-20:30: Emily practices ice-cold stare/fake Hamptons smile.
20:30-22:00: Someone's life unravels, exactly as planned.
22:00-24:00: Emily has a celebratory drink on her porch with Nolan while not revealing a shred of human emotion.
-- Raef Harrison
One Season of Game of Thrones:
00:00-23:30: Tywin, Cersei, Tyrion, Margaery, Varys, Littlefinger, Stannis, and Melisandre plot. Jaime mopes. Jorah and Brienne pine. Daenerys frees more slaves. Theon gets tortured. Sansa cowers. Arya stabs people. Bran wargs. Jon Snow tramps in the snow. White Walkers walk.
23:30-24:00: Everybody dies.
-- Kristin Knox
One Season of Hannibal:
00:00-00:30: Puts on plastic kill suit.
00:30-08:00: Carries out pre-planned murders of rude people. Harvests key organs.
08:00-10:00: Preps organs and leaves to marinade.
10:00-17:00: Helps Jack Crawford investigate the murders. Leaves evidence implicating Dr. Chilton.
17:00-18:00: Conducts regularly scheduled therapy and psychological torture session with Will Graham.
18:00-20:00: Finishes chopping, sautéing, etc.
21:00-24:00: Plans tomorrow's dinner. Matches recipe cards to business cards. Cleans kill suit.
-- Kristin Knox
One Season of Mad Men:
07:00: Don gets divorced.
08:00: Don remarries.
10:00: Bert Cooper makes an Ayn Rand reference.
11:00: Joanie wears something hot.
13:00: Don cheats on his new wife
14:00: Betty visits the beauty parlor.
15:00: General '60s protesting stuff.
16:00: Roger drops acid again.
18:00: Peggy gets underappreciated.
19:00: Peter Campbell re-slicks his hair
20:00: Don pulls a genius slogan out of his butt at the last possible moment.
-- Liz Brown
One Season of Scandal:
00:00-00:01: A high-ranking politician walks in as his scandal appears on the news.
00:01-00:02: Someone's long-lost father appears and wreaks havoc.
00:02-00:03: Shocking murder of one of the Gladiators.
00:03-00:04: The daughter of a high-ranking official is kidnapped.
00:04-02:04: Red wine break.
02:04-02:05: Fitz is shot and rushed to the hospital.
02:05-02:06: Quinn stabs someone and gets aroused.
02:06-02:07: The White House is held hostage.
02:07-04:07: Red wine break.
04:07-04:08: Mellie is revealed as Fitz's shooter.
04:08-04:09: The long-lost father hijacks a plane.
04:09-04:10: Cyrus sets off a bomb in the White House.
04:10-04:11: Olivia discovered that Mellie was set up.
04:11-06:11: Red wine break.
06:11-24:00: And so on...
-- Kristin Knox
One Season of Chicago P.D.:
07:00-07:15: The dectectives get a hot lead about a tough case.
07:15-09:00: They get stuck in traffic en route to investigate lead.
09:00-10:00: In a brief flurry of action, they solve the case.
-- Raef Harrison
One Season of Nashville:
10:00-11:00: Juliette attempts to wake up from whiskey-induced hangover from album launch after-party.
11:00-12:00: Shower and lounge.
14:00-15:00: More hair (it's gotta be big!).
16:00-17:00: Sound check.
18:00-19:00: Chill in the greenroom. Cat fight with younger or more beloved singers, depending.
19:00-20:00: More chilling, nasty family secrets/regrets from the past are brought up for no reason.
20:00-21:00: Nervous pacing.
21:00-21:20: Play a song or two!
-- Katherine Rea
One Season of Broad City:
09:00-10:00: Abbi and Ilana oversleep only to be awakened by a rabbit costume falling over. They go back to sleep. Rabbit costume gets up, steals their stash and leaves.
10:00-12:00: They sleep some more.
12:00-3:00: Abbi and Ilana, dressed in catering attire, are stranded on the subway. They pass the time acting out "Can't Hardly Wait" with a homeless person.
3:00-7:00: They end up working a kids' party alongside the same rabbit from earlier. They confront it about stealing their stash, but kids keep interrupting, so they end up singing the rabbit a song about how stealing is wrong.
7:00-9:00: Ilana and Abbi beat up the rabbit and get thrown out of the party, losing their pay. They take the head off the rabbit, and it's revealed to be their friend Taylor whose pot it was in the first place.
9:00-10:00: The trio smoke up in the alley.
10:00-12:00: Ilana has sex with Lincoln while skyping with Abbi about Scandal.
-- Martin Moakler
One Season of The Bachelorette:
06:00-09:00:A "Bachelorette" contestant wakes up in dorm-like bedroom surrounded by other dudes.
09:00-15:00: Walks around in boxers/swim suit, hangs out by pool, thump chests with other dudes.
15:00-15:30: "Stresses out" that Chris Harrison didn't call him for a one-on-one date.
16:00-24:00: Hangs out with a bunch of dudes while one girl circles the room. Someone makes an off-color joke about not really being into this whole thing, someone else tells, childish drama erupts, fade to black.
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Sometimes a night out can feel like it lasts forever, for better or for worse. In the case of Mixology, ABC's mid-season Hail Mary pass at the half-hour comedy genre, a single night out lasts (network fingers crossed) for 13 episodes. Created by the guys responsible for The Hangover, each episode of Mixology is a snapshot into the lives of 10 people on a single night of drinking, flirting, preening and generally doing whatever is necessary to find that right person... for the night or otherwise.
In the inaugural episode, we meet all the players as they collectively wet their whistles at The Mix (apparently NYC's most spacious and noise-level appropriate bar) but we only get the first two backstories -- Tom, the heart-broken sensitivo who was just dumped by his fiancé of eight years because he "looks like a beaver;" and Maya, the tough-as-nails sports lawyer who chews men up and spits them out for being sniveling little bitches (if Keyshawn Johnson can't hack it, does Tom stand a chance?). Is it a coincidence that these are the first two to cross paths at the bar? Will Tom's broken-hearted puppy dog act melt Maya's ball-busting exterior?
These questions and more don't get answered, but hey, it's only the first episode. While it's far too early to know who ends up with whom and who inevitably goes home alone, it's always fun to speculate, isn't it? So that's exactly what we'll do. With 1 being "A snowball's chance in hell" and 10 being "They're probably in a bathroom stall right now," we'll take a weekly look at our singles' odds of getting lucky.
Here we go:
Tom: Ah, the wide-eyed cherub of the group, white-knuckling the notion of True Love in this modern age of online dating and liberated women with Don Draper fetishes -- as he stands now the poor guy doesn't stand a chance. Not that he's totally hopeless, but the cards are stacked against him. The guy has been out of the dating scene for the better part of a decade, as we're told repeatedly, so you can't expect someone so doped up on true romance to jump back up on the one-night-stand wagon right away. While the full-frontal assault at the bar by Maya seemed to actually put a little wind in his sails, we're not getting ahead of ourselves. Unlike Tom. While he did walk away with Maya's number, that goofy, I'm-going-to-have-your-kids-later grin at the end of the episode leads us think he's not ready for any casual flings.
Odds of hooking up tonight: 3
Maya: She's the badass tomboy who normally leaves a trail of man-tears in her wake after ditching guys for being "too soft" (sorry, Carl). Craving a guy who isn't afraid of taking what he wants, she's the type of girl who's always on the prowl, but inevitably disappointed by what she finds (Keyshawn, we were rooting for you, bro). But, gasp, is that a spark of kindness we see after her interaction with Tom? Will his puppy dog mentality melt down her icy walls? We smell a plot twist later on, but for now she'll probably just grab the bartender who can't remember anyone's name.
Odds of hooking up tonight: 9
Bruce & Cal: At this early juncture, it's impossible to rate these two yahoos on their own merits, seeing as how they seemingly cancel out each other's worst qualities. Bruce, the wise-cracking, joke-wielding redhead, is too disgusting to get a girl in most realities (and will probably spawn a collective Liz Lemon-eye roll from girls proudly wearing ballet flats everywhere); Cal, while a smooth-talker and nice to look at, leans a little too far on the dull side so far. But together, they are the Jimmy Fallon/Justin Timberlake of this mythical bar in the Meat Packing District. Will this lead to any successful amount of "smashing" by the end of the night? Or just a lot of "barguments" and head cocking? Our bets are on the later, but let's see how this plays out.
Odds of Hooking up tonight: 4
Kacey & Dominic:
Kacey: Kacey, the bubbly sorority girl who thinks turning 30 is the worst, seeks out love and happy vibes from behind a cocktail tray (side bar: Vanessa Lengies was our favorite character in Stick It -- look it up). She swears her fling with Dominic is over, because he's too negative and "like, 34 years old." But in the closing montage we see she's already gone back on that vow and is actively de-shirting the bartender who can't remember her name. Maybe in her world a healthy amount of semi-naked groping doesn't quite count?
Dominic: Handsome, somewhat brooding, the right amount of designer stubble. The classic sexy bartender, until we inevitably get his back story and it turns out he's some kind of genius who's doing research for a doctoral thesis about the actual relationship between the height of a heel and the way a girl feels. Dominic's chances of going home with someone tonight are, as they probably are every night, pretty good. Chances that someone will be Kacey? Even higher.
Odds of hooking up tonight: 10
Odds of hooking up with each other: 11 (We see it happen, but we don't know to what degree of follow-through.)
On the betting sheet next week: Jessica, Ron, and Liv.
Mixology airs Wednesday nights at 9:30 pm EST/PST on...
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