Madonna Goes Shopping For Another Black Kid

Madonna's private plane landed in Malawi so she could bring home another black kid. Apparently, she's not satisfied with just the one. Maybe it's a matched set kind of thing. Or maybe she's trying to paper the house for her next movie premiere. Or maybe, just maybe it's part of a friendly competition between her, Mia Farrow, and Angelina Jolie, over who can adopt their own U.N. When I was growing up, everyone collected baseball cards. We'd sit on the porch and play "got 'im, need 'im," which went along the lines of someone naming a player and everyone flipping through their stack to see whether they had 'im, or needed 'im. Is that what this is?

African kid?

Madonna: Got 'im.
Mia: Got 'im.
Angelina: Got 'im.

Asian Kid?

Angelina: Got 'im.
Madonna: Need 'im.
Mia: Got 'im.

Adopted white kid?

Angelina: Need 'im.
Madonna: Need 'im.
Mia: Got 'im.

Natural White Kid?

Angelina: Got 'im.
Mia: Got 'im.
Madonna: Got 'im.

And from there it just goes on...

Still with the father of the natural white kid?

Angelina: Got 'im.
Mia: Need 'im.
Madonna: Need 'im.

Film career?

Madonna: Need it.
Mia: Had it. Need 'it.
Angelina: Got it.

Pseudo religious affectation to show I'm not a filthy rich narcissist but truly
a spiritual person?

Mia: Need it.
Angelina: Need it.
Madonna: Got it.

Genius filmmaker ex husband/boyrfriend?

Angelina: Did you see Slingblade?...
Madonna: Did you see Snatch?...
Mia: What, are you fucking kidding me?

Ridiculously young boyfriend to show I've still got it?

Mia: Need it.
Madonna: Got it.
Angelina: What, are you fucking kidding me?

Comments

[Holypat777]

What? Are you f#$#% kidding me? I'm the only comment post? Funny story! :) Thanks!