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Madonna Goes Shopping For Another Black Kid

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Madonna's private plane landed in Malawi so she could bring home another black kid. Apparently, she's not satisfied with just the one. Maybe it's a matched set kind of thing. Or maybe she's trying to paper the house for her next movie premiere. Or maybe, just maybe it's part of a friendly competition between her, Mia Farrow, and Angelina Jolie, over who can adopt their own U.N. When I was growing up, everyone collected baseball cards. We'd sit on the porch and play "got 'im, need 'im," which went along the lines of someone naming a player and everyone flipping through their stack to see whether they had 'im, or needed 'im. Is that what this is?

African kid?

Madonna: Got 'im.
Mia: Got 'im.
Angelina: Got 'im.

Asian Kid?

Angelina: Got 'im.
Madonna: Need 'im.
Mia: Got 'im.

Adopted white kid?

Angelina: Need 'im.
Madonna: Need 'im.
Mia: Got 'im.

Natural White Kid?

Angelina: Got 'im.
Mia: Got 'im.
Madonna: Got 'im.

And from there it just goes on...

Still with the father of the natural white kid?

Angelina: Got 'im.
Mia: Need 'im.
Madonna: Need 'im.

Film career?

Madonna: Need it.
Mia: Had it. Need 'it.
Angelina: Got it.

Pseudo religious affectation to show I'm not a filthy rich narcissist but truly
a spiritual person?

Mia: Need it.
Angelina: Need it.
Madonna: Got it.

Genius filmmaker ex husband/boyrfriend?

Angelina: Did you see Slingblade?...
Madonna: Did you see Snatch?...
Mia: What, are you fucking kidding me?

Ridiculously young boyfriend to show I've still got it?

Mia: Need it.
Madonna: Got it.
Angelina: What, are you fucking kidding me?