You've got two options: Call a naughty nurse, or get your hands on some doctor-recommended eco-sex playthings. Either way, prepare to end up on a gurney of pure pleasure.
Benefits:
* Keeping nature natural. Eco-sex toy manufacturers avoid hormone-disrupting phthalates (found in some "jelly" toys), which can end up in nature when toys get chucked.
* Increasing sensitivity, not irritation. Many conventional toys contain materials like PVC that can make your loins itch - just like that time you got crabs.
* Feeding your fetish. Get down and dirty while keeping the planet clean.
Personally Speaking
Ideal Bite co-founder Jen's Grey's Anatomy fetish extends to the bedroom. Ahem.
Wanna Try?
* Jonäno Anna Wrap Eco Scrubs - women's organic-cotton scrubs for playing nurse ($26).
* OhMiBod - vibrator that vibes to the rhythm of music from your iPod, made using non-PVC plastic ($69).
* Coco de Mer Spanking Paddle - fair-trade, sustainable wooden bum-beater ($35).
* InHerTube Dildo Harnesses - made from recycled tire inner tubes. Also: floggers ($30-$60).
* LoveHoney Rabbit Amnesty - the world's first vibrator recycling program (only available to UK Biters at the mo).
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> just like that time you got crabs.
speak for yourself!
What a totally preposterous article. Most sex toys are made of all sorts of nasty plastics, latexes, and vinyl's. There isn't a single thing GREEN about them.
Sex lubes often contain silicone, and other non-natural components. Where's the "green" angle to that?
Best I can tell this is a "made you look!" article.
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Posted February 15, 2008 | 02:53 PM (EST)