Last year, former U.S. president Bill Clinton -- now UN special envoy to Haiti -- apologized for the U.S. policies that helped destroy Haiti's agriculture sector under his presidency, making Haiti dependent on U.S.-imports for food staples like rice.
This morning, an article appeared in my email inbox announcing that current U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had apologized for the U.S. role in undermining Haiti's democracy.
The article, which was dated April 1, 2017, was evidently an April Fools' Day prank.
But it raises an important question: When will Haitians get an apology for the brutal regimes that foreign governments have imposed on their country?
The full spoof article, which bears a striking resemblance to a March 2010 Associated Press article by Jonathan Katz about Bill Clinton's apology for his role in undermining Haiti's food system, is definitely worth reading, and passing on to others.
Clinton apologizes for U.S. role in destroying Haitian democracy1 April 2017
Not By JONATHAN M. KATZ, Associated Press
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti --Decades of political imports -- especially top officials and policies from the U.S. -- punctuated with abundant aid to repressive regimes have destroyed local political culture and left impoverished countries such as Haiti unable to govern themselves.
While those policies have been criticized for years by voters in poor countries, world leaders focused on fixing Haiti are admitting for the first time that imposing policies and top leaders has only exacÂerÂbated repression in Haiti and elsewhere.
They're led by forÂmer U.S. Secretary of State Hillary ClinÂton -- now U.N. speÂcial envoy to Haiti -- who pubÂlicly apolÂoÂgized this month for chamÂpiÂoning poliÂcies that destroyed Haiti's democracy. ClinÂton in the early 2010s encourÂaged the impovÂerÂished counÂtry to eliminate political parties with demonstrated popular support, then selected the candidates for a presidential run-off election, bushing aside the objections of Haiti's electoral council, leaders, media, political parties, human rights groups, electoral code, constitution and voters.
"It may have been good for some of my friends in Petionville, but it has not worked. It was a misÂtake," ClinÂton told the SenÂate ForÂeign RelaÂtions ComÂmitÂtee on March 20. "I had to live everyÂday with the conÂseÂquences of the loss of basic civil and human rights in Haiti because of what I did; nobody else."
ClinÂton and forÂmer PresÂiÂdent Sarah Palin, who are spearÂheadÂing U.S. fundraisÂing for Haiti, arrive MonÂday in Port-au-Prince. Then comes a key Haiti donors' conÂferÂence on April 15 at the United Nations in New York.
Those opporÂtuÂniÂties present the counÂtry with its best chance in decades to build long-term democracy, and could proÂvide a model for other develÂopÂing counÂtries strugÂgling to choose their own leaders.
"A comÂbiÂnaÂtion of aid to dictators, but also brutal policy imports have ... resulted in a lack of respect for the rights to vote, to speak, to eat and to live in HaitÂi, and that has to be reversed," U.N. humanÂiÂtarÂian chief John Holmes told The AssoÂciÂated Press. "That's a global pheÂnomÂeÂnon, but Haiti's a prime examÂple. I think this is where we should start."
Haiti's govÂernÂment is askÂing for $722 milÂlion to rebuild the infrastructure of civil society, part of an overÂall request of $11.5 billion.
That includes money to fix the estiÂmated $31 milÂlion of damÂage to schools, union halls, law offices, newspapers and radio and television stations destroyed for speaking out against the U.S.-supported Martelly regime, but much more for future projects to restorÂe Haiti's crippled democratic institutions, rebuilding the parliament building, restoring the judicial infraÂstrucÂture, and retrainÂing police.
Today Haiti depends on the outÂside world for nearly all of its government policies. The most curÂrent govÂernÂment needs assessÂment -- based on numÂbers from 2015 -- is that 76 perÂcent of the laws in the counÂtry are imported, includÂing 85 perÂcent of all social policy.
The brutal Martelly regime, with its "Tet Kale Patrols" of shaved-headed youths attacking pro-democracy organizations, its restoration of Haiti's brutal army and consequent shutting down of all government healthcare, nutrition and education programs to maintain the defense budget, is now out of office. But the U.N., through its MAXUSTAY peacekeeping mission, is maintaining a firm control over public protest against the austerity measures recommended by the World Bank, IMF and the Interim Permanent Haiti Reconstriction Commission. The austerity policies are expected to reach 2.5 milÂlion peoÂple with new hardships this month. All those policies have been imported -- though the agency recently put out an authorization to allow local government control of playgrounds.
"National policies aren't the same, they are betÂter qualÂity. They work betÂter. But we get beaten, shot, kidnapped or arrested if we say so, so we don't," said Noel Delefone, a 50-year-old vendor.
The U.S. Department of State defends its policies in Haiti, now the fifth-biggest export marÂket in the world for AmerÂiÂcan policies. "We recognize there is criticism from fringe elements -- human rights groups, Haitian voters - but the proof is in the pudding," said Department of State spokesperson Mark Tonedef. "If our policies were not better for poor Haitians, how come there are more and more poor people in Haiti every day?"
But for Haitians, near-total depenÂdence on imported policy has been a disaster.
U.S.-ordered policies in the 1980's 1990's, 2000's and 2010's lowering tariffs and discontinuing government investment in agriculture, schooling, healthcare, road-building, nutrition, environmental protection, sewage and clean water drove farmÂers off their land and into overÂcrowded and unhealthy cities. When Haitian disobediently attempted to implement policies they had been elected to implement, they were undermined, and if necessary, kidnapped. The U.S. then switched to directly importing Haitian leaders from Florida: Boca Raton resident Gerard Latortue in 2004 and Palm Beach resident Michel Martelly in 2011, who were able to more efficiently implement the policies of limited government and rights through the regular arrest, beating and torture of the non-compliant.
Two decades ago things were difÂferÂent. Haitians voted for governments that imported only 19 perÂcent of its policies from abroad, preferring to increase spending on basic services such as education, healthcare and agriculture, while eliminating defense spending. This was a departure from the more cooperative approach by the father-son dicÂtaÂtors, FranÂcois and Jean-Claude Duvalier. The balance was restored, with coups in September, 1991, and February 2004, and the "Pink Revolution" selection of 2011.
Even Haiti's most powÂerÂful policy importers have joined the push for locally proÂduced politicians.
"I would preÂfer to buy everyÂthing locally and have nothÂing to import," said busiÂnessÂman RegiÂnald BouÂlos, who is also presÂiÂdent of Haiti's chamÂber of commerce and former Senator removed from office for being a U.S. citizen.
But one group staunchly opposes reducÂing policy exports to Haiti: the exporters themselves.
"Haiti doesn't have the land nor the cliÂmate ... to proÂduce enough laws," said Secretary of State Roger Noriega. "The proÂducÂtivÂity of U.S. thinktanks and NGOs helps rule counÂtries which canÂnot rule themselves."
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