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Jack Helmuth
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Jack is a TV and film writer/producer who worked at “Saturday Night Live” for three years, regularly contributing jokes to Weekend Update. Jack has been a staff writer at “Who Wants To Be a Millionaire” and MTV’s “Video Music Awards,” as well as for shows on HBO,VH1, MTV, Spike TV, FUSE, Comedy Central, and ESPN. He was also the head writer at “McEnroe” on CNBC, something his manager angrily calls “a non-credit” whenever Jack brings it up. His movie “May the Best Man Win,” distributed through IFC, is currently available on iTunes.

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Bin Laden's Diary Found (Exclusive Excerpts)

(42) Comments | Posted May 11, 2011 | 3:18 PM

As I watched FOX News this morning to learn how Osama bin Laden's demise was in fact due to tax cuts for the wealthy, I got a call from a high level source I have within the U.S. government. Apparently included among the "treasure trove" of documents and intelligence information...

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Watch Out, You Bloodthirsty Liberals - I'm Voting Pro-Life

(5) Comments | Posted December 15, 2009 | 4:53 AM

While driving on the New York State Thruway last week, I passed a car with a bumper sticker that said, "I Vote Pro-Life." Always on the lookout for someone to tell me what to do, I rolled down the window and started screaming at the driver, "I love life! I...

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What You Can Do (To Help Obama Win)

(14) Comments | Posted October 22, 2008 | 1:11 AM

With the election now only 2 weeks away, it's all hands on deck for those of us who want to see Barack Obama become the next president. The question that so many people ask themselves is: What can I do to help? Well, it depends on who you are. Here...

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Palin To Skip Debate To Deal With Bake Sale Crisis (humor)

(12) Comments | Posted October 1, 2008 | 1:10 AM

In yet another stunning turn of events that has the political world on its heels, Thursday night's Vice Presidential debate may be cancelled.

Here is the story straight off the wire. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that it was completely made up by myself and a...

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The Worst 52 Hours Ever

(3) Comments | Posted September 10, 2008 | 11:50 PM

As we digest last week's Republican National Convention and that party's traditional small government platforms, such as a constitutional ban on gay marriage, as well as their staunch pro-life platforms, such as an unequivocal support of the death penalty and fewer restrictions on guns, now might be a good time...

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The Next Eight Weeks

(4) Comments | Posted September 10, 2008 | 11:48 PM

Now that the national conventions are over, our national political hibernation of the summer is finally over and the race to the White House is back in full swing. There's nothing like this season for a political wonk like myself. As the weather begins to cool you can start to...

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