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Jack Schimmelman

Jack Schimmelman

Posted: July 10, 2010 10:30 AM

I Am Hobo

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As our culture wades deeper into an ever-deepening plume of darkness, Congressman Heller, Republican from Nevada, tells us that those who cannot find work are hobos. Obeying authority I cover my face with soot, choose the darkest, tattered rags I can find in my small closet and sail off remaining unemployed. I am Hobo. I am legend in Congressman Heller's mind and, I suspect, the minds of millions of others who worship at the feet of denial.

I am one happy truant from the corporate universe. Two plus years ago, I was fired by a multi-billion dollar international law firm whose sun never sets. No hobos worked there. I had gone to HR to ask about claiming disability for a physical condition that had almost immobilized me. I explained I was having trouble walking, breathing, but other than that I was an Olympic athlete. Three days later I was fired. This was in April 2008, before the big crash. They had started eliminating employees in January of that year and later I was informed that they had a "bloodbath" at the firm, thereby creating thousands of hobos. Must not cut into Partners' profits. That is against the law of nature. No soot on those faces.

I recovered, but being out of the job market for such a long period of time basically eliminated me from consideration. My story is common. Our Hobo society grows exponentially as the sun sets on our spirit. The first time I went for an interview during my newly created poverty, I walked through Pennsylvania Station in New York City and noticed there were more ghosts than people. The uninvited were Hobos unable to make the trip in their former occupations. The texture of the atmosphere had changed. Going to work was never easy, but now competing with the phantom of the disappeared were the terrorized eyes of the employed. When they exhaled, the sky would fill with shadows. The only thing that prevented night at high noon was that few people dared to exhale lest they catch the attention of their managers. Being a Hobo does have one advantage. You learn to breathe through the grime.

I want to reassure the good Congressman from Nevada that you serve your constituents well. Never mind that your state has the highest unemployment rate in the country. You are fearless, brave. How do you ease this tragedy? You make the ring tighter and ensure that those who aren't in remain out. It takes guts to name a problem! And you have guts in abundance. I saw your picture. No unemployment insurance for you. And if you can't have it, then why should anyone else. So keep on keeping on, secure in the knowledge you are preventing the lazy, uncouth, threadbare women, men and children from sipping from the shiny, clean well of taxpayer funds.

I Am Hobo. I am stealth, aligned with anonymous neighbors who have lost their jobs, their homes, dignity. Yet, within such sorrow resides a glimmer of delight, for we know that one day when this storm has embodied its full fury a tidal wave will rush in and wash away our fear, leaving us free. Eyes steady, we will stare through the opaque minds of Congress, hear empty echoes, and finally exhale. Hobos have a way of surviving. We live in shadow, but we see, clearly guided by the exquisite spark that is each and every soul's birthright.

Sun Rise

Shiver

in the center of a transparent rose.

The new visitor slowly heats walls of hunger.

She yearns and stretches her head shrouded in a red veil, watching.

Without Sight

Naked, uncloaked, unwashed and unseen.

We are bathed in mirrored, majestic pools of love.

A simple song plays.

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Hobos Unite! We have nothing to lose but our soot (suit)!

 
 
 
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HUFFPOST COMMUNITY MODERATOR
propitiousmoment
the journey is the destination....
03:02 PM on 07/10/2010
Brilliant!
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Gordon Cinco
12:25 PM on 07/10/2010
Very powerful and well written! This resonates with an ever increasing number of us these days.
02:40 PM on 08/10/2010
Haha, are you glad that you didn't go to law school and chose an MPA instead?
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WASanford
I think, therefore I am mad as hell!
12:09 PM on 07/10/2010
We are quickly becoming a country that has traded its collective mind for a putrid ideology that has proven itself incapable of fulfilling what it promises and of course, hobos. Every time we try this "supply side" economic experiment we end up in the dumpster. There is something very wrong with the people who once in charge repeat this sad failure. They must expect a brighter outcome this time around but repeating the same procedure and expecting a different outcome is the definition of insanity. At the very least it is belief in magic.

I was born during the Great Depression, I remember people knocking on our kitchen door, the back door usually led directly into the kitchen, asking for something to eat. My mom would give them a sandwich and a glass of milk. Then she'd get my dad's bathrobe out a tell the stranger to take a bath while she washed his cloths. When the stranger left, she'd sit down and cry for awhile.

You see dear hobo, your plight does not just affect you. It saddens all of us. Good luck to you and if you're hungry don't hesitate to knock on my back door.
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propitiousmoment
the journey is the destination....
03:01 PM on 07/10/2010
where do you live?
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Jack Schimmelman
09:04 PM on 07/10/2010
Well written and true. However, I believe Republicans do not expect a different outcome. I believe their purpose is to keep control of wealth in the hands of their friends, the few. Their rhetoric transcends Orwell and moves into pure fantasy. Your memory of the Depression is quite moving. Why do we forget these things?

Thank you for your kind wishes.
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Paul Baack
Knower of things, speaker of gibberish.
11:58 AM on 07/10/2010
I guess you can add "hobo" to "drug user" to how the GOP would describe an unemployed person. We are, and becoming even more so, a profoundly uncivilized society.

Thanks for this powerful, and beautifully-written piece.
GHarry
Kitty wrangler
11:35 AM on 07/10/2010
I'm amazed at the tremendous generosity of Republicans. They are so willing to share our tax dollars -- tens of billions at a time -- with foreign dictators who promptly deposit much of that loot in private bank accounts. And, bless them, the Repubs do this without expecting any return on our money, and usually get none, except a lot of dead U.S. troops and countless dead foreign civilians. None of this deters the Republicans, so dedicated to helping the whole world in their own special way. Of course, even the Republicans can't be expected to spend tax dollars on hungry unemployed American families, who probably deserve their problems anyway because they don't pray enough. God bless America. And let's invade Venezuela next. That Chavez guy looks like an illegal immigrant.
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WASanford
I think, therefore I am mad as hell!
12:15 PM on 07/10/2010
And they actually have the hutsba to call this patriotism!
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FirstGame72
The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters
10:43 AM on 07/10/2010
Someone remind me again. How did congressman Heller get to his seat of power in Washington? Was it some kind of military takeover at gun point? Was he simply placed in his position by a tin pot dictator? Or did the good people of Nevada vote him in to represent their interests?
Now remind me, is Heller's seat in congress a lifetime appointment?
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Jack Schimmelman
10:49 AM on 07/10/2010
With 14% unemployment in Nevada (as of May 2010) and still the worse in the country, perhaps you can educate us as to how well the Honorable Congressman represents his constituents.
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FirstGame72
The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters
11:04 AM on 07/10/2010
I never said he did. He's a Republican so he'll never truly represent more than the top 5-7% wealthiest citizens of his district.
Why don't you tell me why anybody would vote for him. That's the real question.