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Jackson Williams

Posted: April 26, 2010 05:03 AM

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Fox News founder Rupert Murdoch and network honcho Roger Ailes have a decision to make about an employee.

Glenn Beck's the name; tearful televangelism's the game, and his latest on-the-road routine is straight out of Pat Robertson's The 700 Club.

Beck spent years as a cocaine-addicted morning "shock jock," drifting through various radio markets around the country, as reported in a bracing Salon biography last year. He once phoned a rival's wife on the air for laughs, without her prior knowledge or permission, and cruelly asked if it was true she'd recently had a miscarriage. It was.

Overt racism was also a regular bit of his in those days.

More recently, he's turned into Elmer Gantry on TV, radio and in personal appearances. For those unfamiliar, Gantry is a con-artist evangelical preacher in the famous 1927 novel by Sinclair Lewis. A 1960 film version starred Burt Lancaster, who won an Oscar for Best Actor.

Last Saturday night, Beck brought his shtick to the Oil Palace, an aging concert venue in deeply conservative Tyler, Texas.

The Tyler Morning Telegraph reports that he was introduced to 4,500 disciples by the state's Republican governor, Rick Perry (the guy who threatens secession from the Union). The views expressed were worthy of some desert tent revival hosted by an Imam in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia (just substitute Allah for God).

According to Beck, "It is time to say things that need to be said -- the only way to solve our problems is if we fall to our knees and thank God for the blessings of this country. Do you believe this is God's land? Do you believe our constitution was divinely inspired?"

He went on: "We must remember who we are. We must remember what brought us here. We must remember what protected us. We must remember these rights do not belong to us -- they come from God."

At this moment, the newspaper reports, "the crowd rose in unison to its feet applauding loudly and yelling."

Beck and his acolytes should read the U.S. Constitution's preamble: "We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

The word "ordain" -- then and now -- means "to order by virtue of superior authority," meaning "We the people" are the superior authority. Unlike what Beck says, the Constitution's preamble means that our rights come from -- and belong to -- us, the people.

The earlier Declaration of Independence was as clear: to secure our rights, governments are instituted, "deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed" (through elections).

Poor God shouldered an awful lot of weight at Beck's event. State representative Leo Berman, as a warm-up act, told the audience, "I believe that Barack Obama is God's punishment on us today..."

In other words, we duly elected Obama, but it was God who controlled our decision, out of anger and spite.

I'm no Doogie Howser, but isn't this medically certifiable in the real world?

Meanwhile, the charlatan from the "fair and balanced" network concluded: "I don't know what is supposed to happen on this land. I have no idea what God has in store for these people, our children, our grandchildren and great-grandchildren. He just asks you to stand in place and that is our job -- to stand where he wants us to stand."

By his own admission, Glenn Beck is merely an entertainer, and spent much of his adult life doing mean, drug-induced things on the radio. Now he's shamelessly appealing to the religious right for personal profit ($32 million last year alone, according to recent reports).

Do his Fox News bosses, Murdoch and Ailes, really want to remain part of this unseemly business, especially since Beck has lost major advertisers over the past year and is down to hawking gold coins?

What Beck traffics in is not legitimate news, and it's not even legitimate commentary about news. It's just gibberish, with fundamentalist Christianity thrown in.

 
 
 
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charon
Censorship is the betrayal of democracy
11:19 AM on 04/28/2010
The nice thing about turning all power over to God is that then, whoever gets to define what "God" is, what "God's" will is, what "God" wants, etc, possesses all the power they allegedly turned over to "God."

This is how theocracies work. "God" is a term without any concrete referent, completely abstract and user-defined. Perfect for the worst of tyrannies to use to justify their actions.

In the case of Beck, it is a projection of his own weak ego into an omnipotent being that just happens to agree with Beck on everything, a sock-puppet that his sick ego uses to justify his evil. It is a symptom of his psychopathy.
06:48 AM on 04/28/2010
"I believe that Barack Obama is God's punishment on us today..." Is he really serious? Isn't that statement subversive, treasonous, and disloyal to our nation? Are all these tea-klan commentators trying to start a race war? And how can a major networks give them a forum to spew this hatred?
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way2sunny
04:25 PM on 04/27/2010
Glen Beck reminds me of the crooked televangelists who were so popular in the eighties. Their rantings seem so ridiculous to those of us who don't believe, and their followers seem so blind to the con that makes their leader richer by the day. It seems pointless to speculate about what Beck actually believes himself, is he snickering behind the backs of the devoted or is he really as crazy as he appears? Does it matter? The crash will come in some form or another. This guy and Sarah Palin are like the Jim and Tammy Fay Baker of this decade. The real question is will any of their followers gain any awareness as a result, or just switch their allegiance to whoever shows up to replace them.
03:43 PM on 04/27/2010
"We must remember these rights do not belong to us -- they come from God."

To me, this is the most harmful result of the teachings of Christianity. Ever since I was a little girl watching all those Oscar and Grammy winners thank god for their own talents, I've always wondered why. Why are we constantly giving "god" the credit for all the amazing things humans have done. Sorry, Beck, but the rights you speak of are a human accomplishment! They were imagined, recorded, and enforced by the people (for the people). International declarations of human rights are some of the greatest human accomplishments in history. God can take credit for every one of Britney's Grammys, but the people imagined and fought for their rights.
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joeblow
07:37 PM on 04/27/2010
Do bank robbers thank God for helping them? Do boxers thank the good Lord for "allowing me to rupture my opponent's spleen and then splitting his face wide open....and putting him in an irreversible coma"?
Where does it end? No disrespect to God, but at a certain point He becomes trivial with this endless piety.
12:20 AM on 04/28/2010
Imagine a post game interview of the Superbowl champs thanking god for making the other team lose.
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M Cubed
My shampoo is gluten-free!
11:24 AM on 04/28/2010
Mark Twain wrote the best comment ever written on this issue--try to find his "War Prayer," if you can. I guarantee it will leave you totally stunned and disgusted at all those righteous Pharisees who ask God for aid in a decidedly immoral cause.
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mansterEZ
searching for secular humanist fact-based truth
02:53 PM on 04/27/2010
I could agree with what he says IF he presented ANY evidence or names assosiated with his dribble. He is a really bad comedian posing as an opinion artist promoting himself as a journalist. The only advertisers willing to support him seem to be those promoting investing in gold. In essence, he's just another throw away door hanger or business card stuck in the door jam or under your windshield wiper. His time is running out and he knows it. Rational reasonable people will wake up to the lunacy of his rhetoric as being nonproductive. Let's just hope it's sooner rather than later.
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AussieEconomist
02:28 PM on 04/27/2010
Mr Beck is a genius in my opinion. He has elevated the great art form of the charlatan to an entirely new level which fully utilises all the various modern forms of communication that were unavailable to the nerve tonic vendors of old. Combining this with televangelism and hideously distorted diatribes on political history and theory is a master stroke. As for whether he believes what he says, I can't tell if the whole thing is malignant narcissism or an intentional scam. Either way, my hat's off to the man.
02:09 PM on 04/27/2010
Glenn Beck thinks he is hearing messages from God. He went to the Vatican and met someone, who he implies was an church official, that told him him he was "wildly important."

http://www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=1626

Beck has come to believe in his own divinity. He is leading his audience into a state of discipleship. He isn't a TV host, he's a wannabe cult leader.
04:04 AM on 04/28/2010
We can only hope he moves to Guyana.
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kathy001
Don't bogart that duck
01:17 PM on 04/27/2010
Beck is still doing "mean" things on the air. They may or may not be drug induced. I'd wager they are simply induced by the thought of all the money he can make. Greed. I wonder what Beck's God thinks of that?
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01:38 PM on 04/27/2010
given that Glen's God is likely Glen's own colossal self regard, I'd bet Glen's God is perfectly fine with what Glen is up to.
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healthanalyst
Banned from commenting, so?
04:11 PM on 04/27/2010
In the name of the Rush, the Glen and the Holy Faux, Amen.

See, the GOP does want prayer in schools.
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zxrod
Why don't you?
11:37 AM on 04/27/2010
The supreme irony in some of the posts coming from Beck defenders on this thread is dizzying, to say the least.
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06:38 AM on 04/27/2010
Extremists like Beck and Phony Palin want to go too far, to stir up hate by people concerned about their hate mongering, and inflame their own nutty base.

We should channel that energy into defeating their Republican's in the fall.
Start now to give what you can spare, in time and/or money.
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MajorKong
If the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally
01:20 AM on 04/27/2010
Glenn, you're a Mormon. These fundamentalists believe that you're going to burn in hell for all eternity.
Seriously.

I sure hope the speaking fee was worth it.
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06:40 AM on 04/27/2010
Funny that the Mormon's investigated in Texas about 1-2 years ago were let off the hook, I think
by the big shots in the GOP that feared this scandal bleeding onto them. These families,
supposedly so conservative, were living off of welfare !!!
And likely they still are, anyone know?
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healthanalyst
Banned from commenting, so?
04:13 PM on 04/27/2010
Mormons get a TON on money from the state and the Feds for all their kids. WIC, AFDC, Medicaid. Momma's like a US mint. Tax breaks.
01:19 AM on 04/27/2010
I have heard how difficult it is to post a dissenting view on this site so I won't hold my breath on getting selected but here goes anyway...I have never been politically active until this year and that is due in great part to Obama's socialistic agenda and to Glenn Beck. I started watching some time last year and found Beck to be exhaustingly hyper at first. Then once I got past his mannerisms and actually listened to what he was saying, I was hooked. Everything he has "crazily" said since last year has proved to be true and I am a very objective, rationally-minded thinker. An independent if you will. You can denounce him all you like and attack him Alinsky-style, but that's not going to make people like me stop listening to him. And I'm not a religious fanatic...not by a mile. Your premise is off, you are scared silly of this one man and this one network, and your fear is palpable. You reak of fear. As does President Obama with his racial plea today to Latinos and Blacks. Seriously, how racist was that? Yet the mainstream media won't bother to cover that. You can "shoot the messenger" all you want, but that's not going to change the fact that he has a point and the majority of Americans agree with his point. We aren't racist. We aren't violent. We just are no longer silent. And we definitely won't be silent in November.
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efffox
The truth is NOT halfway between right and wrong
02:38 AM on 04/27/2010
Your paranoia begins when you say that you heard it's hard to get a dissenting view on this site - because that's patently false! Then you proceed to explain your paranoia and insist that it's we libs who are afraid of Glenn Beck and Fake news - wrong and wrong again. We think Glenn Beck is hilarious! We just happen to be into things like "truth" and "facts" and that's why we don't pay attention to Fake News or their talking-heads! For someone who thinks they're so enlightened, you sure seem exactly like the other teabigots we've all watched make fools of themselves!
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ColFoley
03:10 AM on 04/27/2010
I think you just proved his point.

GOD its good to be on this site again.
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thehuff
05:40 AM on 04/27/2010
If Glenn Beck is so honorable, and brilliant, perhaps you can explain why all of the following have pulled their advertising from his show: Allergan, Allstate Insurance, Anheuser-Busch, Apple, Applebees, AT&T, Bank of America, Bell & Howell, Bestbuy, Best Western, British Airways, Campbell's Soup, Capitol One, Clorox, CVS, Dannon, DirecTV, Discover, EggLands Best, Equifax, Farmers Insurance, Geico, General Mills, History Channel, Honda, HSBC, Infiniti, ING DIrect, Jack Daniels, Johnson & Johnson, Kraft, Lowe's, Marriott, Mercedes Benz, Nestle, Proctor & Gamble, Progressive Insurance, Radio Shack, Sprint, Starkist, State Farm Insurance, Subaru, Toyota, Tavelocity, UPS, Verizon, Virgin Atlantic, Vonage, Volkswagon, Walmart, Weight Watchers.....to name but a few.
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
10:09 PM on 04/26/2010
From what I've heard about Tyler, Texas, it's a giant fundamentalist Christian town. I wonder why they allowed a Mormon in.
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ColFoley
03:08 AM on 04/27/2010
Because Mormons are Christian? Or they believe in someones First Amendment rights? Pick one.
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LCRover001
12:23 PM on 04/27/2010
Mormons are Mormons.... I couldn't tell you how many times I have heard them referred to as a cult in Christian Churches.
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Yellowstonedemocrat
lives in Yellowstone
08:20 PM on 04/26/2010
As Chris Matthews said today, "Glenn Beck is a person who makes money by lying."
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06:45 AM on 04/27/2010
isn't that basically the entire Fox channel ?

How can they sleep at night, especially if there is any decency in a few of them ?

Fox is guilty of being at the front in the charge to start Iraq.
Without Fox over 4,000 US troops would be alive,
over 31,000 would have their arms, legs, eyes back,
and over 300,000 Iraqi's would be alive.

AND YOU would not have to pay higher taxes to the tune of $ 10,000 !
or $ 40,000 for an average family.
That is what it will cost because Bush/Cheney did not want to let the
voters see how incredibly expensive it would be, and put it on a Red China
credit card.
07:34 PM on 04/27/2010
Excellent reply, thank you cincinnati
01:10 AM on 04/28/2010
That's it get rid of the evil fox network. They're the cause for poor intelligence, numerous violations of the cease fire agreements , kicking out UN nuclear inspectors, trying to assassinate a sitting US president and indescriminate torture and murder of thousands of people
07:52 PM on 04/26/2010
The Andy Kaufman of news. The next step in pundit evolution. Extraordinary.