Dick Cheney Endorses Barack Obama

In the latest example of conservatives flocking to the Obama camp, vice-president Dick Cheney emerged from his secret bunker this morning to announce that he, too, is supporting Barack Obama for president. A pensive Cheney said that, like Colin Powell, Christopher Buckley, Kenneth Adelman, and numerous other conservatives, he had reluctantly concluded that Obama would safeguard American interests better than Obama. "I supported the surge in Iraq," Cheney said, "and now I'm supporting, if you will, the one for Obama." Cheney's home at the Naval Observatory in Washington, DC now sports an "Obama for President" sign on the front lawn. In Jackson Hole, vacationing oil executives said there was something "really fishy" about the endorsement.

Indeed, rIght-wing websites and talk radio shows are in an uproar with tens of thousands of bloggers and callers demanding that Cheney be purged from the administration in its final weeks. Meanwhile, John McCain has been seizing on Cheney's defection to show that he never really had anything in common with the Bush administration. "My friends," he said, "this is the simply the latest example of where I and the Bush administration part ways." According to sources close to the McCain camp, Sarah Palin will further accentuate the differences between the two by delivering a speech later this afternoon depicting Bush and Cheney as dangerous socialists intent on nationalizing much of the American economy. Passages leaked to the Huffington Post indicate that Palin will argue, "if you want four more years, then vote for Obama-Bush."

Comments

[maveri]

i'm sorry but is this a joke? i havent seen anything about it anywhere else...

[ValereP]

Well, a bright light attracts a lot of flies too.

[LALC]

Maybe he'd just like too see a family member in the White House (they'e 8th cousins)!
That way, he could still hang out with the Prez!
This is hilarious!!

[sunny123]

NOT Funny! I guess I lost my sense of humor. But this scared me to ...OMG, I hope it's a joke.

[ohioan73]

Dont be playing around like that, Helbrunn! My heart was pounding in my stomach. Bad, bad joke. LOL!

[dolphy]

Dick already endorsed Sarah. No waaaaaaaaa­aaaaayyyyy­yyyyyy!!!!­!!!!

[DuPageDem]

(breath) "Join me, my son, and together we can rule the galaxy." (breath)

[frustratedinohio]

Thanks for my first LOL experience today.

[asteven]

thanks but no thanks!

[nikhilodeon]

The way Failin' Palin has come down on the McCain campaign over pulling out (huh huh) of Michigan and the Robocalls, we will probably be seeing her waving the Obama flag soon enough.

By the way, yes, I understand this was a joke...

[halen43]

HA HA HA. Great joke and it isn't even April Fools Day. Thanks for my morning chuckle.

[leshanne]

is this for real?

[scorpioleidy]

This is a joke, right?

[BBDisk]

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

But extremely funny.

[MsDebate]

Shutup, I can't believe this. I am happy for Cheney he has gotten his guts back...