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Jake Goldman is a writer living in New York City.

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Additional Interrogation Reports Released Detailing Cheney's Personal Torture Techniques

Posted April 23, 2009 | 13:39:08 (EST)

Case No. 4689 - Former VP Dick Cheney v. Room Full of People Who Kind of Look Like They Have, At the Very Least, Thought About Al Qaeda.

Notes:

VP Dick Cheney was walking back from Chik-Fil-A after a hearty lunch, (Note: VP Cheney was very amused by...

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Howard Dean Must Be Losing It

Posted February 4, 2009 | 15:58:40 (EST)

Here is what probably happened at Howard Dean's home yesterday:

[Howard Dean is sitting in a chair in his underwear, eating a bowl of beans with a fork. His hair is really messed up. The TV is blaring an interview between President Barack Obama and NBC News Anchor, Brian...

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Making it Work

Posted November 5, 2008 | 13:32:56 (EST)

As I boarded the F-Train last night at 34th street around 2am, bleary-eyed and worn, a heavy-set man plastered in Cynthia McKinney pins and stickers, poked me in the chest, right on the Obama button affixed to my coat.

"Hold him accountable. Stop the war." He said and dashed out...

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Canvassing Through Allentown

Posted September 15, 2008 | 16:31:57 (EST)

It's not often that I'm awake at 5am, stumbling through sidewalks looking for a cup of coffee to clutch. Most of the time, I couldn't think of anything I'd rather do less. I don't even like coffee.

However, after attending the RNC and witnessing hordes of delegates bellowing the...

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My Minneapolis Getaway!

Posted September 4, 2008 | 12:21:05 (EST)

Greetings, Internet!

Now, as many of you know, I like to take some R&R every August in the Midwest with my cousin Glen. Ah, the Midwest. Fried foods, great accents and suspenders EVERYWHERE! This year was going to be hard to top after last year's Quad City Bender Glen and...

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Follow-Ups to Barack Obama's "Dignity" Ad

Posted July 2, 2008 | 09:59:54 (EST)

Barack Obama rolled out his new ad yesterday targeting the working class in 18 states--many of which went to Bush in 2004...

SCRIPT - "Dignity"
Obama: I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
Announcer: He worked his way through college and Harvard Law. Turned down...

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Kanye West, Angry Again

Posted June 26, 2008 | 00:43:56 (EST)

Kanye West has written one of the best humor pieces I've read in quite some time., and he doesn't even know he wrote it: (via his blog)

...this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life. This is the most offended I've ever been... this...
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