Having taught English at Dartmouth for almost forty years, James Heffernan has left the classroom to concentrate on writing and outside lecturing on various topics. For the Teaching Company has has taped 24 lectures on James Joyce's ULYSSES and another 24 on great authors from Wordsworth to Albert Camus. His books include critical studies of literature and visual art such as CULTIVATING PICTURACY: VISUAL ART AND VERBAL INTERVENTIONS (Baylor University Press, 2006, www.baylorpress.com). His avocational addiction to political news periodically drives him to comment on it.

Blog Entries by James Heffernan

What Will We Do If the New York Times Tanks

Posted May 12, 2009 | 05:12 PM (EST)


The short answer is what I'm doing right now, which is Googling my way to other sources on a story the Times itself resolutely refuses to tell.

The latest and most reliable dispatch on this crisis comes from Richard Siklos of Fortune, who reports 1) that former Hollywood mogul...

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Exclusive: Why I Deserve My Bonus

Posted March 18, 2009 | 04:22 PM (EST)


Blogger's note: To preclude any misunderstanding, the following is a complete fabrication meant to portray a certain kind of mindset. Any resemblance to the mindset of any actual AIG bonus recipient is purely coincidental.

OK, so I bagged a chunk of change: $4,605,321.54, to be exact. But I'm here...

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Whoops! I Was Dead Wrong about Words and Deeds in the Middle East

Posted January 27, 2009 | 11:11 AM (EST)


In my last blog on this site, I wrote that Israel should drop its demand that Hamas recognize Israel's right to exist and start trading in real, crunchy carrots, such as blockade-free roads for rocket-free skies. "The name of the game," I argued, "is changing what the Palestinians DO. So...

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Memo to Israel -- Why Not Try Carrots in Place of Sticks

Posted January 13, 2009 | 01:34 PM (EST)


"Do you think I'm against them [Hamas] firing rockets now? No. I was against it before. Not anymore."
--Olfat Jaawanah, mother of nine, who moved her children out of their house in the Zeitun neighborhood of Gaza on Monday morning after Israeli shrapnel flew through a window and...

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OUR PRO-LIFE PRESIDENT'S FINAL GIFT TO NEWBORNS: POISONED WATER

Posted September 24, 2008 | 10:33 PM (EST)


While just about everyone is agonizing over the 700 billion dollars we're going to spend on bailing out financial institutions, our pro-life president is hard at work. He's making sure that just in case we survive this crisis, our babies will be carefully protected from mad scientists grumbling about...

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Why Can't I Be Pro-Choice and Pro-Life?

Posted September 15, 2008 | 10:41 AM (EST)


Now that John McCain has re-energized the Republican right by choosing a running mate who is ardently "pro-life," the topic of abortion will once again play a big role -- possibly a decisive one -- in a presidential campaign. See for instance David Kirkpatrick, "Abortion Issue Again Dividing Catholic...

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Twenty Questions for Sarah Palin

Posted September 9, 2008 | 10:52 AM (EST)


Dear Sarah,

As I write these words, Charles Gibson of ABC News is undoubtedly preparing a bag of softballs--or rather marshmallows--for his forthcoming interview with you. Before the campaign is over, I would dearly love to see you field any or all of the following hardballs.

1....

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At Last! The Immovable Object Meets An Irresistible Force

Posted July 19, 2008 | 03:10 PM (EST)


It's called democracy, and it's what we promised the Iraqis when we invaded and occupied their country six years ago.

While our two finalists for the White House slug it out here, Iraqi politicians are looking forward to an election of their own this fall, and the...

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Guess Who's Been Negotiating with a Terrorist?

Posted April 7, 2008 | 12:30 PM (EST)


While Senator John McCain has been tirelessly displaying his invincible ignorance of power and politics in Iraq, has anyone noticed who has just negotiated with an Iranian terrorist?

Hard upon claiming (repeatedly) that the Shiite nation of Iran has been arming al-Qaeda in Iraq (which is rather like claiming that...

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Guess What? It's the Fifth Anniversary of Lethal Hypocrisy

Posted March 17, 2008 | 10:34 PM (EST)


March 18, 2008 -- Five years ago today, just before dawn broke over Baghdad, U.S. forces launched the Iraq war by dropping four bunker-buster bombs and forty Tomahawk missiles on Dora Farms, a palace compound within the al-Dora farming community on the outskirts of the city. The bombs and missiles...

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Exclusive: Ashley Tells All About Client 9

Posted March 12, 2008 | 03:02 PM (EST)


He just has to be the weirdest trick I've ever turned, and let me tell you, I've seen more than my share of them.

Don't get me wrong. He wasn't into anything kinky -- no S/M, no bondage, no whips or chains, nothing risky. And the only...

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OK, Hillary, Let's Talk About Plagiarism

Posted February 22, 2008 | 09:01 PM (EST)


You don't give up easily, do you?

Earlier this week, just before the primaries in Wisconsin and Washington, you charged Barack Obama with plagiarizing a passage from a speech given by Deval Patrick, the Governor of Massachusetts. Though your charge fizzled (Obama won both of those primaries), you tried it...

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Does "Change" Mean Anything More Than Slight Adjustment?

Posted February 4, 2008 | 09:49 PM (EST)


Since "change" has become the mantra of this election, it's time we took a close look at the word.
It captivates millions of voters because it speaks to our restlessness, our loathing for the policies of the Bush administration, our longing to put them behind us. But unlike...

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In New Hampshire's Upper Valley, Obama Won

Posted January 9, 2008 | 10:32 AM (EST)


I don't mean to be grudging.

In all fairness, I must congratulate Hillary Clinton for winning the New Hampshire Democratic primary by almost eight thousand votes.

But in the Upper Valley, a cluster of New Hampshire towns that line the Connecticut River and that include my home town of Hanover,...

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Memo to U.S Catholic Bishops: Your Latest Ruling Means That Two Great Saints Could be Sizzling in Hell

Posted November 15, 2007 | 07:10 PM (EST)


They've done it again, folks.

In a resoundingly adopted statement called "Forming Consciences for Faithful Citiizenship," the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops has just ruled that Catholics risk eternal damnation if they vote for any candidate who supports "an intrinsic evil, such as abortion or racism."

Your excellencies, let me...

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Here's What Michael Mukasky Should Have Been Asked About Torture

Posted October 19, 2007 | 02:09 PM (EST)


Michael Mukasey is an artful dodger.

Though members of the Senate Judiciary Committee grilled him yesterday on two of the most objectionable practices of the Bush administration -- torture and violation of FISA rules on domestic wiretapping -- the president's nominee for attorney general failed to produce a single straight...

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Why is Hillary Greasing the Skids for Another War?

Posted October 8, 2007 | 06:25 PM (EST)


Curiouser and curiouser, as Alice once said.

While running for the White House on a pledge to end the war in Iraq, Senator Hillary Clinton has just voted to brand Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps a terrorist organization -- even before the Bush administration has done so.

Well now, is...

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Why Not Ask Presidential Candidates to Say When Schoolchildren Should Be Exposed to Stories About Divorce?

Posted October 1, 2007 | 05:48 PM (EST)


If anyone wants fresh evidence of just how far the religious right has warped political discourse in this country, consider the first question that Allison King of New England Cable News put to all three leading Democratic candidates for president last Wednesday night:

"Last year some parents of second-graders...
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Sally Field Channels Molly Bloom

Posted September 18, 2007 | 07:00 PM (EST)


"If mothers ruled the world, there wouldn't be any goddamn wars in the first place."
--Sally Field, uncensored, accepting an Emmy award on Sunday night for her portrayal of Nora Walker on BROTHERS AND SISTERS

"I don't care what anybody says it'd be much better for the world to...

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A Prayer to our President

Posted September 14, 2007 | 06:21 PM (EST)


Our Father, which art in the White House, hallowed be thy name.

Thy empire come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in the Oval Office.

Give us this day our daily dead,
And forgive us our trespasses against your credibility
as we attack them who...

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