Politics! Jokes! Now! Today's topics:
- Congressman Ron Paul blasts the Department of Education for "indoctrinating" children.
- Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez says capitalism may have destroyed life on Mars.
- Congresswoman Michele Bachmann explores a Presidential bid.
- Glenn Beck may move his show to the Internet.
- Iran debuts a flying saucer.
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