Since the Internet provides very few ways to trick you into thinking that your shoelace is untied, I thought it far more convenient to trick you into thinking the following ten headlines somehow represented reality. Which we know, of course, that they never will. But if you can't dream on April Fool's Day, when can you dream?
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