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Eleven New Slogans for Fox News

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If it weren't for all the people that got screwed over in the Murdoch phone hacking scandal, we might have been allowed some schadenfreude at the recent News Corp woes, but, alas, we were deprived even of that fleeting guilty pleasure. Nonetheless, the Fox News empire was brought into sharp relief by the revelations, and so it seemed time to re-imagine some marketing spin regarding everyone's favorite go-to network for fine reporting. And here it is.

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James Napoli is an author and humorist. More of his comedy content for the web can be found here.