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03/28/2013 07:20 pm ET | Updated May 28, 2013

11 Shocking Headlines for April Fool's Day

In honor of the day when everybody is encouraged to punk each other, here are the journalistic equivalents of telling someone his or shoelace is untied. Of course, these headlines could never really happen. But we can dream.

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