Ten Valentine's Day Cards From the 99 Percent

02/08/2012 03:18 pm ET | Updated Apr 09, 2012
  • James Napoli Satirist, author of The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

Now that it's officially halftime in America, perhaps we will see some changes soon. In the meantime, those of us who are struggling through, battling against or just doing our best still need to spread the love on the most romantic holiday of the year (well, apart from Groundhog Day, anyway). Here, then, are ten sentiments that might find their way into a Valentine's Day card sent by some of the more passionate members of the non-one-percent.

James Napoli is an author and humorist. More of his comedy content for the web can be found here.