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09/07/2011 05:12 pm ET | Updated Nov 07, 2011

Top Ten Benefits of a Rick Perry Presidency

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See, people fear change. That's all it is. So they say certain politicians are "crazy" or "reactionary" or whatever silly label they want to put on them. But, hey, guess what? In doing so, they close a door. A door to new possibility, to new horizons in public policy and sociological discourse. Come on, what's say we open that door together? Maybe some of you are worried about what might happen if Rick Perry becomes president. Well, I found ten other ways of looking at that eventuality. And I'm sure you will agree with me that they provide some welcome perspective!

Top Ten Benefits of a Rick Perry Presidency

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