Summertime, and the living is... easy? Mildly objectionable? Downright scary? America's theme parks will be crowded once again this season, and perhaps it is time for some of the attractions there to reflect the political turmoil in which our nation finds itself. If the fates are kind, perhaps you might be able to get in line for one of these warm weather diversions. Just be careful: this is an election year, and you may be in for the ride of your life.
James Napoli is an author and humorist. More of his comedy content for the web can be found here.