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How Texas May Accidentally Legalize Some Same-Sex Marriages

Posted: 04/26/11 05:45 PM ET

Republican legislators in the theocratic Republic of Texas have once again demonstrated that they are dumber collectively than they are separately. They are in the process of passing a law that would refuse to recognize sex change operations for transgendered people when it comes to marriages, without thinking through how it may actually legalize same-sex marriages for some.

The legislation is sponsored by a particularly dim-witted Republican, Senator Tommy Williams. Sorry, people, but it is hard to take a grown man who calls himself by the juvenile derivative of his name seriously. Little Tommy says he is sponsoring the legislation to repeal a 2009 law that recognized sex change operations for gender reassignment. County clerks would be prohibited from recognizing court orders recognizing a sex change. Tommy says this is to clean up a loophole because Theopublicans previously passed a constitutional measure to ban marriages for gay people. As Little Tommy says, "The Texas Constitution clearly defines marriage between one man and one woman."

Governor Rick Perry claims he only signed the previous legislation recognizing sex changes because it "sneaked through" in legislation regarding marriage licensing rules. Governor Perry seems to be confessing that neither he nor Republican members of the legislature actually bother to read legislation they pass into law. Perry spokesman, Mark Miner, repeated the mantra of the zombies of the Religious Right: "The governor has always believed and advocated that marriage is between a man and a woman."

Now, let me explain how this measure can actually legalize same-sex marriage.

Let me use the example of a friend of mine who is transgendered and has had sexual reassignment surgery to become a woman. She is also a lesbian. With this law she would be able to go to Texas and marry another woman. County clerks would be forced to ignore all legal documents regarding her sex change and would have to recognize her male status at birth.

My friend came to visit me for a few days for vacation and was not feeling well, so I took her to the clinic. The physician checked her out and then needed to put an address on the prescription form. I was called in to give mine. I gave him the information and he dismissed me but my friend said it was fine for me to stay. The doctor had a few questions for her including some that clearly indicated he thought she was born female. I didn't say anything. As we left the office my friend told me: "I find it easier to answer the questions without explaining because it takes less time."

This was a physician who assumed she had always been a woman. Little Tommy says he is passing his law because recognizing sex change operations, something Texas was at the end of the line in doing, was confusing county clerks who were unsure whether to accept court documents regarding sex changes. Little Tommy says, "They shouldn't have to resolve these issues. We have confused them."

Apparently, this law unconfuses them. So let us imagine this scenario. My friend meets a lesbian from Texas and runs off to Dallas to marry. The couple walks into the county clerk's office for a marriage license. The clerk sees two women standing there and informs them that under the Texas constitution, blah, blah, and more Baptist blah. They hand over a document showing my friend had a sex change and inform the clerk that under Texas law she has to ignore the evidence of her senses and assume that the woman standing in front of her is actually a man. Little Tommy says this will remove the confusion? Hilarious!

The inspiration for the law appears to the case of Nikki Araguz, who had gender reassignment, and later married a man. Her husband, Thomas, was a volunteer firefighter who was killed in the line of duty. The day after his burial his family filed a lawsuit to strip Nikki from her husband's will and claim his estate for themselves. They argued that since Nikki had undergone sexual reassignment she was really a man and the relationship violated the laws of Texas forbidding gay marriage.

They claim, as hard as it is to believe, that Thomas never knew of the surgery. I might note that if Thomas Araguz was married to Nikki in a typical, loving, relationship, and died "thinking" she was a woman then apparently Little Tommy's law will not remove confusion from the clerks.

Two different cases, one theoretical and one real, illustrate the absurdity of the legislation in question. Under the law, Nikki, who is transgendered but straight (that is, sees herself as female but is sexually attracted to men) would be forbidden from marrying her husband. So the county clerk would have to reject the license for what appears to be a male/female couple.

If my friend showed up with a woman the same clerk would have two people standing before her, who both appear to be women. Even an anatomical inspection would seem to indicate they were. But under the new Texas law the clerk would be required to give them a marriage license.

The clerk would send away the male/female couple while handing a license over to the female/female couple. And Little Tommy Williams says the purpose of this is to stop same-sex marriage and end confusion. There is an iron law of state bureaucratic interference that indicates that legislation they pursue has consequences entirely unintended by the central planners. This Republican legislation would allow gay couples to marry, provided one of them is transgendered, while forbidding straight couples to marry, if one of them is transgendered. And this, they think, makes matters less confusing.

 
 
 
Republican legislators in the theocratic Republic of Texas have once again demonstrated that they are dumber collectively than they are separately. They are in the process of passing a law that would ...
Republican legislators in the theocratic Republic of Texas have once again demonstrated that they are dumber collectively than they are separately. They are in the process of passing a law that would ...
 
 
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03:25 PM on 05/18/2011
I have read James Peron's well-written report and it made me smile because I am European and have only been in recent years exposed, mainly in Texas, to the mindless laws and the inept and corrupt legislative officials from the, so called, police officer right up to the, so called, Governors of various States. While you have these ignorant officials, fuelled by a corrupt and bigotted church system, in office, you will never get justice. I can't wait to get back to civilization in Europe where the judiciary can, at least, spell. The majority of Americans are not aware of it but Europeans refer to North America as The United States of Hypocricy. It is shameful that Gay/Lesbian and Transgender people have had to endure such a struggle to obtain the basic rights of a human being from a Country that continually bleats about Freedom. Freedom? In a Godless country? I don't think so. I doubt whether the Huffington Post will print this but they know that I am right.
02:15 PM on 05/14/2011
Why mock Thomas David Williams for wanting to be called Tommy, and acquiesce in James Richard Perry's desire to be called Rick? (If you think Tommy is more juvenile than Rick, what about Jimmy Carter?)

A minor point, you may think, but it too is a matter of tolerance. If people should be accepted as being of the sex they believe themselves to be, they should also be accepted under the names they wished to be called by.
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Patricia Harlow
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10:47 PM on 04/29/2011
Texas already legalized same-sex marriages when they pushed Littleton on us, I'm in one now.
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Zariana
For SCIENCE!!!
07:45 PM on 04/27/2011
Very well written.

Sadly, my guess is that this is a play to prevent transsexuals from marrying *anyone*.

Consider the case of the Estate of Monks (described on wikipedia under Loving v. Virginia). One side in that case argued that Mrs. Monks was "one eighth negro blood" and thus unable to marry under the laws preventing interracial marriage. The defense thought they were going to be clever and argued that under that law, because she was biracial, she couldn't marry anyone of any race because it would always be interracial.

The court basically ruled, "That's right. Sucks to be you."

The Supreme Court wouldn't hear it in the 30's, but hopefully they might take the case today.
03:27 PM on 04/30/2011
Whatever happened to the "inalienable right" to the pursuit of happiness? Why does America shit on its 'promises' to SOME of its citizens?
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lolablev
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02:47 PM on 04/27/2011
I am beginning to suspect that these particular Texans have some deep seated gender issues :-)
02:34 PM on 04/27/2011
I'm a gay transman living in Dallas, and this has been on my mind ever since I heard of it a few days ago. I've been putting off getting my paperwork changed because I thought it would be nice to be able to get married. If this legislation goes through, I'd be able to get married even if I DO get my paperwork changed, which amuses me to no end.

My concern, though, is that this will all get to be too much for conservatives, and they'll decide to just not allow legal sex reassignment at all.
02:09 PM on 04/27/2011
As Ann RIchard once said in response to the ACLUs complaint about the Nativity scene on the State Capitol grounds during Christmas. She observed that the scene was as close as any wise man would ever get to the place! Leave it.
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01:46 PM on 04/27/2011
To me, there is a far more fundamental issue. The idea that one cuople's marriage might be weaken, because of the gender and legal technicalities of another couple says to me that this this couple has an insecure, empty marriage. It's really a shame that so many Texas couple are so insecure with their relationship!

Of course, there's another basic rule of life at play here, too. The mind is such a powerful instrument that people are in practice whatever they perceive themselves to be. Thus, they will live in harmony with their own self-images. Again, it's sad that so many Texans feel threatened by people who have a different gender identity than outsiders perceive.

A person has to be pretty small and bigoted to feel so threatened by people seeking to peacefully form a stable family different his/her own that he/she insists on using the force of the state to prevent these family units from existing legally.

Just look at how easily Canada has adapted to inclusion of diverse family units (and marriages) for an adult society. America faces far bigger problems than mere financial & economic problems. The vast bulok of people are intentially closing their minds to anything going on in the world, except their own national fantasy. And this fantasy is being resoundingly rejected around the world.
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01:44 PM on 04/27/2011
One day, after football practice at Sam Houston High School (San Antonio 1965), these guys came up to me and said, "Hey Phil, we're going to get some beers here tonight, drive up to New Braunsfels, and beat up some mess-kins. Duya wanna come?" My father was a very dark-skinned Hispanic and my mother was a blond, blue-eyed German. I got the "anglo" traits. I said, "No guys, there's some chick I gotta f#ck tonight (false), but thanks anyway." My oldest sister still lives there and has been in a gay relationship for over 30 years. UT, Austin in the late 60's and early 70's has a special place in my heart. But the de facto segregation and ignorance of Texas that still exist today is incredible. Look at the State School Board. I lived in Marin County/SF Bay Area in the 70's. At Smitty's Bar in Sausalito, people seldom even asked what you did for a living. White, black, rich, poor; it didn't matter. Compared to Texas, it was another planet. I've been back on the island of Kauai for 10 years. People smile here alot. And locals are regularly saving tourists from drowning, even Texans. Small town Texans can have the aloha spirit. But they can also be ignorant bigots. Anyway, Aloha and Peace from a democratic socialist, atheist on Kauai.
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Angie Tyne 1
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05:25 PM on 04/27/2011
Read some of your other comments and looking forward to more. Ma-halo! Fanned!
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Comeplayinmyreality
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11:59 AM on 04/27/2011
Leave it to Texas to confuse even themselves. LOL
10:23 AM on 04/27/2011
Irony and confusion in Texas, say it ain't so. As a Texan myself this comes as no surprise at all, last year in an attempt to make gay marriage impossible to get made into law in Texas our congress nearly outlawed marriage all together. For these good christian people to fight so hard against homosexuality enough so it comes back to bite them doesn't surprise me one bit as short sighted as they are. I think like many others confusion would be ended quickly with equal rights and equal protections under the law, but good luck showing some of lawmakers how fair that might be.
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TRex86
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10:01 AM on 04/27/2011
To inject a little science into the conversation, sexual identity is a more complicated matter than "a man and a woman." Most animal species have homosexual as well as heterosexual pairings. Among humans a number of conditions defy simplistic classification. Denying these people marital rights is blatant discrimination--probably subject to the ADA. For example cross-over (genetic) errors result in Turner's syndrome (xo) and Kleinfelter's (xxy). Neither of these is "male" or "female." A rarer condition, testicular feminization results in a genetic male (xy) with a perfect female phenotype due to resistance to androgens. There are dozens of other such conditions.

Of course, the genetic identity can have no bearing on one's sexual identity. Trans-gendered people feel trapped in the wrong body and liberated by sexual reassignment. How is it that a low level public official should decide what someone's sex is? The point is that enforcement of these brainless laws would require genetic testing before marriage and result in legal challenges as odious discrimination and a grievous invasion of privacy. It's simpler (and much more fair) to permit people to label themselves any way they wish and allow them to live their lives with all the rights and benefits afforded those whom we ASSUME are genetically what they say they are.
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01:15 PM on 04/27/2011
fanned and faved!!!!
03:12 PM on 04/27/2011
Very well said! I wish more scientists and anthropologists would come out and educate people about these issues. I know that it happens in the academic circles but more of a media centered campaign to educate is vital.
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AnotherTry
Tell me again why we can't be equal?
07:20 AM on 04/27/2011
To truly end confusion, all genders must be treated equally under marriage laws. If the age of consent is 18, then it is 18 for everyone, regardless of what is or is not between your legs. Why is this so hard?
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Robert Frank
My last name is FRANK so thats what I am..
06:58 AM on 04/27/2011
dont worry people ..the republicans plan on tackling the jobs problem ..eventually...someday...maybe...nahhh its just too hard...
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kevinbr38
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06:07 AM on 04/27/2011
The poor confused county clerks. Were they all home schooled? Texas wants to now legislate a person's gender. how utterly hysterical. The idea of 49 states becomes more appealing with every passing day.
07:48 AM on 04/27/2011
48, because Arizona needs to go too.
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Michael F
10:32 AM on 04/27/2011
Let's not get greedy. Start with Texas and work from there.
10:31 AM on 04/27/2011
They were educated in Texas I imagine which has one of the worst school systems in the nation. And all the talk from Perry he probably would agree until they got on their own and he didn't have a clue how to fix things without a huge input of federal money.