Hey everyone. I realize we are in kind of a shit storm right now. I do. And lots of times when I bring up "the gay thing," my cozy straight, liberal, white male friends get mad (to be fair, they have a lot going on: "What do you mean I...

There they go again. When will those beatnik hippies let the real men deal with our national defense!? When will Johnny Camouflage step out of the way and let the bureaucrats in Washington get some?! Put down the didgeridoo and peace pipe hippy! *

Hey Petraeus! I'm talking to you....

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately." -G.C.

Watching stand-up on TV today you would think the quote was "I think the duty of the comedian is to find the line, then run from that line as...

Debates are coming up again, which means we will finally return to my favorite pastime: The Great American Sad-Off!

This is where the candidates try to out-sad each other by telling horrifically heartbreaking stories about themselves, or people they met on the campaign trail, instead of dealing with the...

With George Bush out of office, the stand up comedy world is going to lose some hilariously awful "George Bush talks funny" and "George Bush choked on a pretzel" jokes. If you forgot those jokes still existed, just know that the Chuckle Hut in Boise didn't.

With bad '80s comics...

When I turned on the news this week I naturally assumed that tigers had taken over the planet.

Clearly, this would be the only reason to allot such a trivial story so much air time. Tigers have been plotting an armed revolt and have decided to strike, proving all of...

It seems like anything Republicans are publicly against they are secretly doing:

• Marc Foley introduced the "Child Modeling Exploitation Prevention Act of 2002" to outlaw websites featuring sexually suggestive images of preteen children. Which I only assume he did to get the web addresses.
• Larry Craig, who voted...