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Janell Burley Hofmann
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Janell Burley Hofmann is a writer and community activist. She leads empowerment programs for youth and families on Cape Cod and is a modern day abolitionist with the Made By Survivors Network. She is a lover of life and enjoys the wild ride with her husband and five children ages 12, 9, 7, 5, and 4.

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The iPhone Contract Heard Round the World

(8) Comments | Posted March 20, 2013 | 6:03 PM

On Christmas morning, we gave our 13-year-old son an iPhone. He dug through the refrigerator-size box to find it buried, wrapped and hidden under endless paper to keep him fooled. When he saw it, he looked at me suspiciously and asked "Is this real?" He smiled wide, his genuine boyhood...

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My Daughter, My Teacher

(45) Comments | Posted January 11, 2013 | 10:31 AM

I call over the stairs for the third time this morning, "Wake up! Get up! Let's Move!" Even with ten hours of sleep my third grade girl is sluggish and weary. I climb the stairs and pull myself up over her top bunk. I bring myself close to her warm...

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À mon adolescent: un contrat d'utilisation pour ton iPhone, avec amour

(17) Comments | Posted January 7, 2013 | 8:14 AM

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Mon cher Gregory:

Joyeux Noël! Tu es maintenant le fier propriétaire d'un iPhone. Ça alors! À 13 ans, tu es déjà sage et responsable et tu mérites ce cadeaux. Mais si tu l'acceptes, il faudra suivre certaines règles....

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Al mio tredicenne, un contratto per l'iPhone da tua mamma, con amore

(70) Comments | Posted January 6, 2013 | 11:00 PM

Caro Gregory,

buon Natale! Ora sei il fiero proprietario di un iPhone. Accidenti! Sei un tredicenne buono e responsabile e ti meriti questo regalo. Ci sono però alcune regole per accettarlo. Leggi con attenzione il seguente contratto. Spero tu capisca che il mio compito è di crescerti e farti diventare...

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A mi hijo de 13 años, de parte de tu madre: un contrato de iPhone, con amor

(82) Comments | Posted January 6, 2013 | 3:00 AM

Querido Gregory:

¡Feliz Navidad! Ya eres el orgulloso propietario de un iPhone. ¡Impresionante! Eres un chico de 13 años bueno y responsable y te mereces este regalo. Pero aceptarlo significa aceptar una serie de normas y obligaciones. Por favor, lee con detalle el siguiente contrato. Espero que comprendas que es...

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To My 13-Year-Old, An iPhone Contract From Your Mom, With Love

(1669) Comments | Posted December 28, 2012 | 4:15 PM

Dear Gregory

Merry Christmas! You are now the proud owner of an iPhone. Hot Damn! You are a good and responsible 13-year-old boy and you deserve this gift. But with the acceptance of this present comes rules and regulations. Please read through the following contract. I hope that you understand...

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At Home

(54) Comments | Posted October 4, 2012 | 4:26 PM

For more than a decade, I have given my whole self to my babies. My body gave birth to five of them in eight years. My spirit rallied in the depths of darkness and the break of dawn to care for them. My heart cracked open to love them like...

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To My Little Girl

(17) Comments | Posted August 13, 2012 | 9:39 AM

It is almost here. Soon I will put you on the bus and ship you off to school. You have waited for this day like no other. Just over five years ago, on a freezing March night, you raced (sans doctor) into the world. You were tinier than the others...

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My Son Takes a Punch, My Heart Takes a Beating and Everything I Learned in Between

(251) Comments | Posted May 22, 2012 | 10:52 AM

It is a warm spring Saturday night. My oldest son wants to hang out at the Little League fields for the late game after his own. This is something he does often and just loves. My husband and I both have fond memories of time spent at the baseball park...

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How I Found Joy in the Pain and Agony of Youth Sports

(12) Comments | Posted April 19, 2012 | 2:29 PM

Since the last time I coached my son's youth sports team, I have given birth to three daughters, his foot has grown larger than mine and now, not everybody wins. It has been six years, but it could have been yesterday, it could have been a lifetime ago. The days...

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Ode To Adolescence

(97) Comments | Posted March 15, 2012 | 2:44 PM

I have a dream that I am looking at a baby. He is mine, all wrapped up in a blanket on a hospital bed. He is hooked up to machines and I am worried. Every time I pick him up, his heartbeat gets weaker. When I put him down, it...

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The Gifts of Motherhood and the Ordinary Places I Found Them

(27) Comments | Posted February 15, 2012 | 11:23 PM

It is late fall. The sun is delicious and warm. I give my girls an early lunch and bring them out back. We are way ahead of schedule for the afternoon kindergarten bus and I want them to soak in this radiant day. I rake some giant piles of leaves...

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Backyard Boys

(101) Comments | Posted January 29, 2012 | 9:51 AM

To The Boys In Our Backyard,
 
I know someday I will glance out the window to check on you, my sweet sons, and I won't see a crowded patch of grass filled with neighborhood children.  I won't see the determined, innocent bravado of confident prepubescent boys.  In...

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"Mom, I'm Fat": How I Responded To My 7-Year-Old Daughter

(531) Comments | Posted January 13, 2012 | 11:51 AM

I am sitting, cross legged, on the bathroom floor trimming my 5-year-old daughters' toenails. My 9-year-old son showers his muddy body as I lean against the tub. My 3-year-old daughter wrestles herself into pajamas in her bedroom. My 11-year-old son bursts in from football practice and hollers upstairs about reheating...

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