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Janelle Hanchett
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Janelle Hanchett is a mother of questionable disposition to three children. She lives in northern California with those kids and a husband who thinks “getting dressed up” means shaving his forearm so his tattoo shows up more clearly. Janelle started writing her blog, Renegade Mothering, to determine if the rest of the parenting world was insane or she was. Though still researching this mystery, she’s been successfully waging war on helpful parenting advice for approximately three years, and that makes her happy. Janelle’s dream is to invent the first widely-accepted sarcasm font. She won't give up hope.

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Dear Son, I Hope You Stay Soft

(158) Comments | Posted October 11, 2013 | 12:26 PM

Hey son.

What I want for you is to stay soft.

It's really un-American of me. It's really against what "men" stand for, you know. All that macho.

The world will eat a soft man alive. For breakfast. Pathetic weakling.

That's what they'll say, but I don't care. I will...

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