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Hedge Fund Managers: Sex Talk and Prostitutes

Posted: 06/12/2012 9:16 am

When performing due diligence, investors consider capacity, capital and character. Investors will develop a subjective opinion of character informed by their own standards and those of the society in which they live.

PSYOPs

If Novak Djokovic, Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal showed up for Wimbledon sporting Speedos, they'd look outstanding and get a lot of publicity. Yet they don't cite their fame and high player rankings to argue they should be exempted from the dress code. They show up in appropriate tennis outfits. Why? They're top professionals who understand the spoken and unspoken rules of the game. Hedge fund managers who want special exemptions would be better served to follow the example of tennis champions.

According to Mannet Ahuja's book, The Alpha Masters (P. 115), Bill Ackman, head of Pershing Square, addressed students at the Wharton School and claimed sex is the primal driver that motivates people to succeed and most people won't admit it. This isn't the first time he's pushed his theory. Does Ackman believe he can read minds? Perhaps others simply disagree that it's the most important primal driver.

Abraham Maslow's 1943 treatise, "A Theory of Human Motivation," posits a hierarchy of needs and puts sex somewhere in the middle. Maslow views hunger for food (among other things) as a more basic primal driver. The more than 46 million Americans on food stamps might side with Maslow.

Even with a mixed track record, Ackman is riding high charging hundreds of millions in fees on billions under management. One would think he could show more public decorum. Investors may merely have a good chuckle at Ackman's student psyop, if he delivers alpha (excess return over the market, adjusted for risk) and stays away from past hard-to-defend fund strategies.1

Other hedge fund managers may have a tougher time getting a laugh. Investors may not think a hedge fund manager is a catch, if they worry he may have something catching.

Prostitution: Illegal in Most of the U.S.

Illegal behavior, and often even the appearance of illegal behavior, is usually a deal killer. Except for a few counties in the state of Nevada, prostitution -- and being the customer of prostitutes -- is illegal in the United States. The New Yorker reported that the insider trading investigation against Galleon included an anonymous tip from an untraceable source:

[A]n anonymous letter arrived at the S.E.C.'s offices, postmarked Queens, March 13, 2007. ". . . . Prostitution is rampant for executives visiting Galleon. You will find that the Super Bowl parties for the executives, paid for by Galleon Group, include prostitutes and other forms of illegal entertainment. In return, the executives provide Galleon the unfair edge that the fund leverages so well." ("A Dirty Business," by George Packer, June 27, 2011.)

Whether or not the anonymous allegations against Galleon are true, they made the news because they are consistent with the alleged sleaze surrounding Galleon's business practices.

Some hedge fund managers feel they are above appearances, if not the law. Some investors believe prostitution isn't a big deal, too. But there's a large cohort of investors that won't go near a hedge fund manager with a reputation for using prostitutes.

What else could go wrong? If a prostitute is in a hedge fund manager's apartment when he's not home, what is she doing? Who else is she letting in? Does she have friends who are good at hacking computers? What if the hedge fund manager gets caught up in a legal sting? That could distract him from fund management for a while. Investors have a tough enough job performing due diligence without these potential problems.

Prostitution: What if It Were Legal?

Would due diligence be easier if prostitution were legal? Consider the European allegations against Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Strauss-Kahn is a Frenchman, and prostitution is legal in France. His current wife (his third) seems fiercely supportive. If the law is okay with this, and his wife is okay with it, why should anyone care if he spends his free time with prostitutes? It's all about the potential fallout. If you have a high profile and you hang out with people who aren't too particular about how they earn their money, bad things tend to happen.

Strauss-Kahn is a very high profile public figure and was involved in a highly charged political situation. He was also the head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF). Prostitution is legal in France, but aggravated pimping is not, and Strauss-Kahn now faces allegations of this illegal behavior (among other allegations). This particular case seems to hinge on evidence provided by the prostitution ring with which the former IMF head associated. Would it surprise anyone if his accusers were bribed to provide false evidence, because that's how they roll? From a business standpoint it doesn't matter anymore if Strauss-Kahn is innocent or guilty. He's embroiled in cross-continental legal battles.

It's Like "Buying Kidneys"

A European fund manager raised the most uniquely-phrased objection to prostitution I've ever heard. I'll call him David (not his real name). He invests in hedge funds and lives in a city where prostitution is legal and seems to carry no stigma. David's objection to investing with hedge fund managers that frequent prostitutes is based on his perception of strength of character:


"I have the same reaction to it as buying kidneys. The kidney sellers cajole and flatter the buyer and fight for the first place in line. The kidney sellers are compliant and ever smiling. The kidney buyer never asks himself whether it is in the interest of these people to sell a kidney, and he doesn't care. When a seller can't spare another kidney, they are gone. The kidney buyer is basted with insincere adulation and fake power as long as the money lasts."

David believes weak men surround themselves with petitioners that reinforce a self-serving point of view, and he suspects they crave flattery and mental comfort too much. One needs to hear opposing points of view. It takes character and guts to pull the plug on a strategy that's too early, too late, or just plain wrong. Yet the market includes outside actions based on opposing points of view that may -- temporarily or otherwise -- adversely affect investment returns.

If a hedge fund manager's audited returns are consistently large and show he generates high alpha, David is willing to overlook a few missing kidneys. But there are very few hedge fund managers who can claim that kind of track record.

Fair Game

People are sometimes unfairly judged by their age, race, birthplace, gender, height, deformities or handicaps. Those are factors that are completely beyond their control. Yet some hedge fund managers complain about being judged for behavior that is completely within their control. Their complaints fall on deaf ears, because judgments are all part of the game they signed up to play.

It's as if the complainers were Speedo-wearing tennis players shouting "unfair" as the Wimbledon crowd boos them -- an interesting tactic, but no one buys this act. The players can't pretend that the problem is that others are too easily shocked. They aren't. The problem is everyone thinks they're acting like spoiled brats. If hedge fund managers want to flout convention they can exercise that choice, but investors may choose to tell them to play with someone else's money.

Whatever one's opinion about a hedge fund manager's behavior, the fact remains that it will be judged -- unfavorably or favorably -- by investors. Character judgments aren't just fair game, they're a necessary part of due diligence.

1 Note added June 14, 2012 via Value Walk: "We are not sure why Ackman omitted the May numbers, [This refers to Ackman's first quarter Pershing Square letter dated June 12, 2012. Perhaps it was only meant to encompass the first three months of the year and will be addressed in the next letter.] but someone was kind enough to send us the stat sheet for May. The quarter was likely one of the worst ever for Pershing Square. The flagship, Pershing Square, L.P., was down 8.4% gross and 7% net. The year to date return is 3.6% gross and 2.6% net respectively."

Endnote: Readers may be wonder where I personally stand on the issue of prostitution. In the venues in which I reside and work, it's illegal. I uphold the law and don't endorse the actions of those who do not. Even if the U.S. has a spotty record of enforcing these laws, the U.S. is still a country that claims rule of law. If you're in the camp that feels there is an argument that trumps this law, you are free to lobby to change it. I'll oppose your argument.

This post originally appeared at New Economic Perspectives.

 
 
 
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06:21 AM on 06/13/2012
Ackman's assertion is older than he. It's neither a fact nor wrong, just a perspective. I last heard it from a bohemian arty-type.

Why would someone want to get into this article? Random discussion by people who matter?

Sex can be bought irrespective of legality and fund managers tend to have money. There's no mystery.
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12:15 AM on 06/13/2012
When you make something illegal, you push it underground where there is no regulation and people that are abused won't report it, for fear of repercussions. It harms everyone, both the Johns and the Janes, but I think it does far more harm to the women, which is pretty sad considering the people arguing for keeping it legal pretend the women are their #1 reason for doing it. It simply isn't true and it is obvious.
08:50 PM on 06/12/2012
As usual provocative and thought - provoking commentary from JT. However, whether or not "financial service industry" hot dogs avail themselves of prostitutes for recreational purposes does not concern me nearly as much as does the blatant harlotry that takes place as a matter of course in our national governance. Far too many individuals in both the House and Senate, having sold themselves via the K Street pimps to the highest bidder, are fully engaged servicing their corporate/banker clients rather than looking out for the best interests of their constituencies. Of course, in a culture where everything is for sale, it's inevitable that our governance would be at the top of the list.
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FogBelter
Illegitimis non carborundum
07:22 PM on 06/12/2012
Nothing makes the worthless feel worthy like the ability to buy and exploit another human being.
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06:26 AM on 06/13/2012
so their worthlessness is intrinsic to what they seek to attain worth. interesting. statically speaking, you'll have to destroy each other for value.
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06:50 PM on 06/12/2012
"Investors may merely have a good chuckle at Ackman's student psyop, if he delivers alpha (excess return over the market, adjusted for risk) and stays away from past hard-to-defend fund strategies."

"If a hedge fund manager's audited returns are consistently large and show he generates high alpha, David is willing to overlook a few missing kidneys."

So basically the point is don't be a hedge fund manager that frequents prostitutes or buy kidneys unless you are also making a boatload of money. Got it.
06:42 PM on 06/12/2012
Why was this article written in the first place? It seems like a back handed attack on certain aspects of male sexuality. Someone has a problem with men buying prostitutes and I don't think it's the investors.
09:34 PM on 06/12/2012
Which aspects of male sexuality are you talking about? Prostitution is not an aspect of sexuality. Buying anything is not an aspect of sexuality.
01:52 AM on 06/13/2012
Please, post-modern feminist, tell us how prostitution is about power and not sex.

Never mind the snoring coming from over here, I'm listening - really I am.
01:35 PM on 06/13/2012
Pursuing sexual pleasure by any means would be a aspect of sexuality. Sexual behavior in general is a expression of sexuality no matter how you do it. We should be no more concerned with this than we are with a persons diet. They can cook their own food, have food cooked for them, or buy cooked food. They are just trying to eat because their body tells them to do so. We need not judge their character by their diet or sexuality.
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doquestioneverything
11:48 PM on 06/12/2012
wrong, many investors would have a problemwith this behavior if they knew....
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yukonsam
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05:29 PM on 06/12/2012
Far be it from me to judge, but if your date wants cash up front, it might be time to rethink your game. I'm a huge fan of sex, but it's a lot more fun with somebody with whom you share more than a fiscal connection.

Oh great, now I've got Olivia Newton John in my head... "Let's get fiscal, fiscal, I wanna get fiscal, let's get into fiscal, Let me hear your money talk, money talk...."
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soma77
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05:29 PM on 06/12/2012
To be a good Republican you believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own with the help of a good prostitute.
ThinkCreeps
Seriously, it's time.
04:34 PM on 06/12/2012
Insider trading's illegal too.... so what?
ThatsTheTheWayItIs
religion, ideology, partisanship are delusional
04:28 PM on 06/12/2012
Self-preservation is #1 instinct. Species-preservation, aka sex, is #2.
09:36 PM on 06/12/2012
The article isn't about sex. It's about prostitution. Not quite the same to most of us.
ThatsTheTheWayItIs
religion, ideology, partisanship are delusional
04:25 PM on 06/12/2012
Re the endnote: so once something becomes the law, we have to respect it?
Prostitution became illegal after women got the vote. The WCTU also gave us Prohibition, same thing.
04:12 PM on 06/12/2012
I bet it's going on at many hedge funds, wall street firms and not just Galleon. Power-sex-money are old buddies, you cannot separate them however many laws are enacted against such activities.
03:34 PM on 06/12/2012
Why do you disrespect sex workers so...by putting them in the same article as hedge fund managers. Disgraceful!
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Watersisland
Broadcasting from somewhere in the Caribbean
04:51 PM on 06/12/2012
LOL! Excellent.
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solid
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09:02 PM on 06/12/2012
Sex workers actually provide a valuable service to society. Hedge fund managers, not so much.
03:11 PM on 06/12/2012
Marriage is a form of prostitution where a man pays indirectly for sex by financially supporting a woman. When a person pays for a service indirectly, he is still paying for that service. Marriage is state sanctioned prostitution. The real crime is paying for services not rendered.
ThatsTheTheWayItIs
religion, ideology, partisanship are delusional
04:27 PM on 06/12/2012
No, sex is no longer a required part of marriage. Women cannot be divorced because they won't give it, or can't bear children. At least not now, here in the US.
04:52 PM on 06/12/2012
Of course sex is not legally required. It's an unwritten agreement.
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Jeremy Perron
07:35 PM on 06/12/2012
Yes and no. Just because sex might not be a legal marriage requirement any more does not change that it once was and with ‘no fault’ divorce laws people can get divorced for sexual incapability and infertility they just no longer call it that.
09:38 PM on 06/12/2012
So sorry to hear that that's the view of marriage you acquired in your life.
02:55 PM on 06/12/2012
"According to Mannet Ahuja's book, The Alpha Masters (P. 115), Bill Ackman, head of Pershing Square, addressed students at the Wharton School and claimed sex is the primal driver that motivates people to succeed and most people won't admit it."

If he is referring primarily to men, he is absolutely correct.