Tom Cruise and Scientology: God, no, Eighth Dynamic Bless the Gossip Sites

01/15/2008 03:31 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The Scientologists may have pulled the YouTube video, but our beloved Defamer has posted it here for our viewing terror.

I used to think I was sick of hearing stories about celebrities in rehab, but now I realize I would be grateful to see Betty Ford filled with recovering cultists.