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Jared Freid

Entries by Jared Freid

Are You Kidding Me, Manti Te'o?

(2) Comments | Posted January 23, 2013 | 11:53 AM

I shouldn't be that surprised. Every male at Notre Dame has a 'girlfriend' that no one has met, and she's from 'a couple towns away,' and happens to be 'a J.Crew model' (I'm not sure if there are females at Notre Dame -- they all look the same. I suspect...

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The Problem with Jenny Johnson

(3) Comments | Posted November 29, 2012 | 2:24 PM

Jenny Johnson used to be just Twitter-famous. Now she's real-life famous because, over the weekend, she picked a fight with Man-of-the-Year, Chris Brown. But I'll come back to that. Jenny Johnson got Twitter-famous because she is very funny. She has an anarchic, rebellious kind of humor. It's intentionally confrontational, and...

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The Status of the Status Update

(2) Comments | Posted November 8, 2012 | 1:26 PM

My mom thinks Facebook is a harbinger of the end of society, if not the actual cause itself. Really. She called me last night and said (and I'm writing this in the year 2012 AD), "Are you on that... Oh, I don't even want to know," like she was about...

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The Tattoo Has Jumped the Shark

(13) Comments | Posted October 17, 2012 | 4:44 PM

'All Pigs Must Die' read the tattoo on the bearded man's arm.

There has to be a sense of irony in that, right? Surely, this intimidatingly bearded and overweight man does not actually believe that all pigs must die. Has he seen Honey Boo Boo's pig? That thing is adorable....

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