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The Man in the Chair Who Wasn't There

Posted: 08/31/2012 7:31 pm

So that happened. Clint Eastwood argued with an empty chair on national television for 14 minutes. Also, Mitt Romney accepted the Republican presidential nomination, but his Pinocchio speech (in which he tried to become a real boy by lying) isn't what people are talking about. When an old man arguing with furniture is what people remember, your convention didn't go so well.

A generation later, all that people will remember about the Tampa convention was the time Clint Eastwood mainstreamed performance art. But maybe he was being subconsciously brilliant. Republicans can't run against the man in the chair. So they run against the man who isn't there. Call it their Dr. Seuss strategy.

They can't run against the Obama who believes, in his words, "in the redemptive death and resurrection of Jesus Christ," especially after they nominated a Mormon. So they run against the Muslim schooled in an Indonesian madrassa who doesn't exist.

Republicans can't take on the family man with the smokin' hot wife and the cute daughters. So a Tea Party activist claims Obama is gay.

Republicans can't defend blocking Obama's jobs bill from getting an up-or-down vote in the House, so Romney says Obama "hasn't put forth a plan to get us working again," a statement that tortures the truth so badly that it should be banned under the Geneva Convention.

Speaking of international law, Republicans can't even admit that Obama is an American. Despite Obama releasing his birth certificate and the Honolulu newspaper publishing his birth announcement when Obama was, you know, born in Honolulu, many Republicans stubbornly cling to the canard that he's a Kenyan. Actually, his mother was a Kansan and his father was African, so Obama is a Halfrican American.

And clearly Republicans can't run against the leader who has vanquished Osama bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, and pirates. They can't acknowledge that he saved our banking, real estate, and automobile manufacturing sectors from the imminent insolvency. And they certainly can't credit him with the 4.5 million private-sector jobs created on his watch.

So they say he's not up to the job of creating jobs because -- stay with me here, it gets weird -- he's never had a job. As Speaker John Boehner told Fox News, "The president has never created a job. He's never even had a real job, for God's sakes. And I can tell you from my dealings with him, he has no idea how the real world that we actually live in actually works."

At the Republican convention, it was the same Mitt, different day. New Hampshire Sen. Kelly Ayotte said, "President Obama has never even run a lemonade stand." Maybe we should be grateful she deigned to call him president.

Before Eastwood gave us the world's strangest Bob Newhart imitation, Ayotte et al. did their best to portray a president who created the recession and the stimulus, exploded the deficit with Obamacare, and cut seniors' health care by reducing the growth in Medicare spending. Republicans at the podium described a president who opposed the Simpson-Bowles deficit reduction plan, did not give any of the stimulus to the middle-class taxpayers, and told small-business owners that they didn't build their own small businesses.

Most hilariously at all, Paul Ryan wasted some of his precious prime time by blaming Obama for a GM plant closing in his hometown of Janesville, Wis., even though the plant closed during the George W. Bush presidency. Ironically, even that reference by inference was as close as either Ryan or Romney came to mentioning the last Republican presidency.

None of this is what we used to call, in the good old days, "true." The Barack Obama about whom Republicans in Tampa were complaining does not exist. If you care about such archaic notions as facts, you can research all this yourself at FactCheck.org. Remember, you're supposed to be in charge. An uninformed voter is no better than the pointy-haired boss in Dilbert.

Pound for pound, Mitt Romney doesn't match up well with Obama, so they've unconsciously created an alternate presidency they abhor. Clint Eastwood manifested this dysfunction when he debated that empty chair on the stage in Tampa. But the man in that chair isn't really there.

 
 
 

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So that happened. Clint Eastwood argued with an empty chair on national television for 14 minutes. Also, Mitt Romney accepted the Republican presidential nomination, but his Pinocchio speech (in which...
So that happened. Clint Eastwood argued with an empty chair on national television for 14 minutes. Also, Mitt Romney accepted the Republican presidential nomination, but his Pinocchio speech (in which...
 
 
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UKGAL36
I am fair & balance
10:35 AM on 09/03/2012
Fab!
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Jason Stanford
Columnist for MSNBC and the Austin American-States
01:22 PM on 09/04/2012
thanks
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DJE12857
RAGING LIBERAL,ANIMAL LOVER&RECOVERING CATHOLIC!
07:25 PM on 09/02/2012
Perfect article. Eastwood's tirade was right up there with Brewer sticking her finger in President Obama's face,Joe"YOU LIE" Wilson and the fool in the rose garden endlessly interrupting President Obama's remarks.
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Jason Stanford
Columnist for MSNBC and the Austin American-States
10:10 PM on 09/02/2012
Thanks so much
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DJE12857
RAGING LIBERAL,ANIMAL LOVER&RECOVERING CATHOLIC!
06:12 PM on 09/03/2012
It was perfect. You hit every point. I added it to my favs!
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phillipgaohio
Lets push America into the 21st century
11:22 AM on 09/02/2012
Of course the Republicans have to run against a caricature. They have nothing else to go with because their own policies are regurgitated nonsense from the 80's.
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DJE12857
RAGING LIBERAL,ANIMAL LOVER&RECOVERING CATHOLIC!
06:53 PM on 09/02/2012
That's so true. But that wasn't even a "caricature." A caricature is based on some truth. President Obama was portrayed by Eastwood as a foul mouthed ignoramous.
Maybe he thought he had Trump in the chair.
07:59 AM on 09/02/2012
Poor Jason, you can't recognize Obama has already lost and no amount of rhetoric and flowing words are going to reverse the inevitable defeat Obama is headed to in November. You see, the American people have heard it all before, and they are tuning it out.. Unfortunately for you, Obama never had the ability to back his illustrious speeches.

One and done for the empty chair and the empty suit!
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numbers28
Hope always wins over hate
04:33 PM on 09/02/2012
Your lies no longer matter. Just get Mitt to release his taxes for ten years. Out with tbagger/rethuglikon lies!
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Harbinger08
You have the right to remain silent
12:56 AM on 09/04/2012
Please come back the day after the election, and do share your honest feelings with us. It will be interesting to observe your reactions.
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moviefantastic
The truth shall set you free
12:01 AM on 09/02/2012
Thank You!!!! Applause!!!! Standing ovation!!!!! Take a bow on a wonderful article!!!!!!!!
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Jason Stanford
Columnist for MSNBC and the Austin American-States
08:56 AM on 09/02/2012
Way. Too. Kind. But thanks.
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moviefantastic
The truth shall set you free
03:57 PM on 09/02/2012
Ok.  You're welcome.
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walkthewalk
Watch what people do, not what they say
10:48 PM on 09/01/2012
This article resonates with me and with so many who have watched the last few years with our jaws dropped.

Whenever I hear Republicans characterize our President, I think, "Who are they talking about?" They're certainly not referencing the Barack Obama who lives on the planet Earth and has been governing for the last 3 1/2 years. That President Obama would be challenging to defeat. So, instead, the GOP has created its own "President Obama," and attributed to him all the poll-tested negative qualities that would render him an easy opponent.

The GOP's "Barack Obama" is not the only vision they see that doesn't exist. They also see voter fraud where it doesn't exist. They see middle class tax cuts that never occurred.

What they don't see that does exist is the legacy George W. Bush gave to President Obama on Inauguration Day. What they don't see that does exist is the plot hatched by Republican leaders— including Paul Ryan—to willfully block every piece of legislation our new President and his Party would attempt to put forth.
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CTAndrews
I'm affraid that's not tea you've been drinking...
08:48 PM on 09/01/2012
Excellent article on the core subconscience of today's GOTP. The Obama they hate so much is not real, and Eastwood made it quite obvious on that stage. I look forward to the debates, when they will have to deal with the REAL President Barack Obama.
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Jason Stanford
Columnist for MSNBC and the Austin American-States
08:56 AM on 09/02/2012
thanks
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GroveGal10
chillin' on Biscayne Bay
05:14 PM on 09/01/2012
Excellent article, thank you so much for writing a complimentary article about President Obama. I am beyond tired of the TGOP's trying to reshape history and buy an office in the process.

Any American who values democracy should be furious at this party's blatant lies and attempts to coerce, deceive and suppress. I'd feel the same way if the Dems or any other party tried this.
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Jason Stanford
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07:22 PM on 09/01/2012
Thanks so much. And you're welcome.
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icanhazemail
Just say no to Fox
02:14 PM on 09/01/2012
Awesome article!
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Jason Stanford
Columnist for MSNBC and the Austin American-States
07:22 PM on 09/01/2012
Thanks!
01:49 PM on 09/01/2012
Clint Eastwood is a living icon, the envy of most of the Hollywood types.
At 82, he deserves to take a few more minutes.
All you far left liberals please stop throwing this man under the bus. Character assassination is worn out.
Outside of the empty chair routine, was he wrong to call out the fact that President Obama has broken most of his campaign promises?
So, when Clint Eastwood at 82 steps up to the podium and expresses his personal observation, in somewhat of an awkward way, and comments that when politicians fail at their job, you need to let them go.
I for one cannot vote for President Obama again. He has been a huge disappointment. He is a gifted orator; however, that is where it ends. He either lacks the skill or desire to cure the illness that plagues the majority of American. We cannot continue on this path. It is third grade math, 16 trillion and going up and annual spending spikes with no budget. We are working from weakness and the current level of spending is unsustainable. President Obama does not have a plan, otherwise he would have implemented the plan and we would have had measurable results by now.
Eastwood is right, America needs to wake up and realize that this is not a personality contest, we are in serious trouble.
11:17 PM on 09/01/2012
If the Republican policies and beliefs weren't so insane, I might agree with you. But the "I'm going to cut taxes for the rich in a deficit neutral way while beefing up the already bloated military" is mathematically impossible. Any party that has abdicated it's responsibility and dismissed truth because whatever they believe is the de facto truth, by definition can only be a disaster for America. How can you lead when you can't even get your facts right? And as bad as the last 2 years have been, the American people have seen just what the Republicans have in store for America by watching the Republican congress in action. The Republicans doubled down on crazy when they selected Ryan, the architect for VP.
10:40 AM on 09/02/2012
Fighting about which party has the magic formula is a waste of time. Republicans and Democrats are both at fault, both looting the treasury. Taxing the rich at 100% won’t put dent in the annual deficit or national debt. I’m a former business executive now retired. Whether you are running a multi billion dollar enterprise or a middle class household, you need a budget. Running a 17 trillion dollar economy without a budget is equivalent to a massive ship without a rudder. We have no budget. It is the responsibility of the President to lead and draw consensus from the Senate. I remain extremely disappointed in President Obama. If you truly listen to Clint Eastwood’s awkwardly delivered message he was taking to all Americans regardless of party affiliation. Clearly, I wish things were different–for all of us.
11:39 PM on 09/01/2012
In middle school civics I was taught we have a system of government wherein the head of state does not enact the laws. So unless Obama was the Hitler extremists claim he can't "implement the plan" as you suggest. However, to the extent he has managed to get things through the gNOp house we do have "measurable results" and they are in the positive column..

And as for character assassination, Republicans have been at it since 2008.
11:07 AM on 09/02/2012
What measurable results are you talking about? Are you indicating that there are plans and positive results that are hidden? If so, please tell me, I need to hear something positive, without the usual media embellishments. I didn’t mean to sound partisan when I referred to character assassination, sorry if I was not clear. I have zero interest in the partisan political process. I vote for whom I believe is the best equipped to lead based on the most significant challenges we face. Character assassination has become a political weapon of choice. It’s been going on for decades and it makes me sick. It really doesn’t matter whether it is a Republican or Democratic primary or general election, both sides use it as a method to disembowel each other; meanwhile, Americans are suffering from our out of control partisan political process, or should I say circus. Goodness knows, I wish things were different. It pains me to see our Country in shambles, the average American deserves better.
01:40 PM on 09/01/2012
While Obama deserves some credit for vanquishing OBL, I think the bulk of the credit goes to the intelligence community and the military for giving Obama the tools to make such a call.

And BTW: Any president with actionable intelligence would have ordered a drone strike or sent in a seal team.
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GroveGal10
chillin' on Biscayne Bay
05:11 PM on 09/01/2012
No, that's not true that any president would have ordered the seal team in. The risks were high - if their information was wrong and OBL was not there, it would have ended that president's career (regardless of who it was). Not to mention risking the lives of those men.

It took enormous courage to risk making that decision knowing the information was not totally reliable. Watch the documentary and you'll have a better understanding of what was at stake by going in.

Give the man credit he deserves. I'm tired of the disrespect.
05:55 PM on 09/01/2012
No. I got that it took courage; his cohorts made that abundantly clear when they went around telling people about how it was a "gutsy" call.

But as I said, any President with actionable intelligence would have 1) sent in a drone strike or 2) sent in a seal team. Either way, OBL would not be alive, but the reason we are even having this discussion is because of the tireless work of our intelligence agents and military personnel.
06:19 PM on 09/01/2012
What documentary?
05:56 PM on 09/01/2012
Bush didn't.
08:15 PM on 09/01/2012
schrub? too busy gitting them there oil fields secured for his buddies. what a disgrace!
pmlinnlv
Proudly Serving You Since 1953
01:07 PM on 09/01/2012
Clint's view of recent history can be excused due to age and rage, but why would to turn over the reins of the worlds most "Exceptional" country when he does not possess a firm grasp on reality. Eastwood was funny but Romney was scary. Picture McCain as Sec. of Defense and our involvement in Iraq, Egypt, Syria, Libya, Afghanistan and Iran all at once while facing down the Chinese and Russians to exert or new dominance in the region. No wonder the Republicans are worried about Sequester and potential defense cuts. How are you going to start all those wars without the funds. Oh, Bush/Cheney did it didn't they! Obama 2012!
12:53 PM on 09/01/2012
Clearly the debates are going to be interesting. All the lies they say about Obama will catch up to them. And the truths about Romney's past in Bain capital, his actual tax returns and Ryan's flip flop lies will show Americans that we are safer with the route Obama has than more taz breaks to make the rich richer and no higher taxes on the middle class, no new wars and re-investment in America instead of the welathy hiding their riches over seas.
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Jamie Schler
Writer at Life's a Feast & Huff Post blogger.
12:13 PM on 09/01/2012
Obama = an empty chair, Romney = an empty suit?
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sylviechen
04:44 PM on 09/01/2012
GOP = empty promises
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Jamie Schler
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03:13 AM on 09/02/2012
Oh good one! Thanks!
08:16 PM on 09/01/2012
perfect!
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Jamie Schler
Writer at Life's a Feast & Huff Post blogger.
12:13 PM on 09/01/2012
Excellent article. Thank you.
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Jason Stanford
Columnist for MSNBC and the Austin American-States
03:53 PM on 09/01/2012
Thanks so much.
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Jason Stanford
Columnist for MSNBC and the Austin American-States
07:22 PM on 09/01/2012
You're most welcome. Thanks for the compliment.