I Am Legend, Too

As anyone not in a vegetative state is aware, Will Smith stars in the new blockbuster, I am Legend. But, considering his campaign, it really should be called, I am Legend: The Rudy Giuliani Story.

You see, the movie is all about the last man standing in a post-apocalyptic Manhattan. And that was totally Rudy! He was the last man standing on 9/11, except for all those rescue workers and other people. But they are more like the vampires in the movie, all running around eating flesh and unfairly questioning other, greater peoples' accomplishments.

And much like Will Smith, it was up to Rudy to save humanity. He didn't have a German shepherd with him as a sidekick, but he had Bernie Kerik and that's almost the same thing. Both very loyal and sub-human.

The similarities are uncanny. So go see this movie and let the legend of Rudy live on!