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The 10 Best French Villains

Posted: 10/02/11 09:36 AM ET

Villains make for good stories. French history, literature, and cinema are fascinating,
ergo there has to be a great cast of French villains, non?

Here are ten of them in all their villainous glory, but in no particular order. Keep in mind
that villainy is often in the eye of the beholder. If you liked your fries "à la liberté," then
that can amp up a villainous quotient. A French villain in the US is often a hero across
the pond. For a detailed look at what leads a great statesman to the hell of infamy, see my
biography "Éminence : Cardinal Richelieu and the Rise of France" (Walker & Company/Bloomsbury USA, 2011).

Before I begin, a word to les amis and the francophiles who like their history sanitized,
perhaps because they take too literally writer Ernest Renan's injunction that forgetting a
few pages of history is essential to national cohesion: get over it. Renan was wrong, and
that takes nothing away from France. Besides, there is no such thing as bad publicity.

1. Robespierre
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Villain for the Guillotine

Paris refuses to name a place after such a central figure of the French Revolution:
he only got the honor of a street in the suburb of Montreuil. No wonder: the
legacy of Maximilien Robespierre is controversial. This politician, whom his
contemporaries called "L'Incorruptible," first carried the dreams of the Revolution.
The works of philosopher Rousseau were his breviary. But the road to hell can be
paved with rationality and pure intentions, and largely thanks to his leadership in
the infamous Committee of Public Safety, it all ended in a blood bath called "The
Terror." "Uncertainty of punishment encourages all the guilty," he wrote. Robespierre's
speeches, at once gorgeous, paranoid, and chilling, are excellent material for lessons into
the psychological mechanisms that lead to dictatorship. He himself ended up under the
blade of the Rasoir National, as the guillotine was called (the National Razor).
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Villains make for good stories. French history, literature, and cinema are fascinating, ergo there has to be a great cast of French villains, non? Here are ten of them in all their villainous glory, ...
Villains make for good stories. French history, literature, and cinema are fascinating, ergo there has to be a great cast of French villains, non? Here are ten of them in all their villainous glory, ...
 
 
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chrysostomos
Zizek built my hotrod,
08:35 PM on 10/10/2011
A flawed and at times disgusting list: to put Général Paul Aussaresses, a truly evil villain on the same list with and right next to Le Chiffre, a fictitious caricature from an English spy novel, is to not only sanitize the real pain and suffering caused by this beast of a general, but also to offend the memory and legacy of those who struggled against him for the liberation of Algeria.
02:05 PM on 10/07/2011
Villepin, Strauss-Kahn? You could not find more villainous?
And for Robespierre, you should know that "his leadership in the infamous Committee of Public Safety" is a myth. The only evidence that Robespierre had more power than Barère is the claim of Barère himself after the death of Robespierre. It's actually very likely that Barère, Collot d'Herbois, Billaud-Varenne, Carrier, Fouché, Tallien, Rovère, Louchet, etc used Robespierre as a scapegoat for their own crimes.
Of course, Robespierre committed crimes himself but he faced a war with most of Europe and a civil war at the same time. Beyond that, he abolished slavery, established universal suffrage (only male unfortunately) and supported equal rights for all citizens... and he was one of the very rare honest politician to have ever lived. Surely, he deserves a little more credit.
pogo
My micro-bio is empty.
10:05 AM on 10/06/2011
Well, Savoir Faire is EVERYWHERE!
05:37 AM on 10/06/2011
Dominique de Villepin in second position (before Pétain !), it's a bit too much i think. By the way, where's Napoleon ?
09:01 PM on 10/04/2011
Give me Petain over de Gaulle any day.

What is braver: demagoguing from London or governing from Paris?

If Britain would have been taken by Germany does anyone really think de Gaulle would have returned to France to face any type of trial? Or would de Gaulle have been on the next boat/plane to Canada behaving snobbishly all the way to Montreal or Quebec City.
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HannahaS
Have great day!
01:37 PM on 10/03/2011
Orson Wells was an American.
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AJOHMSS
I came, I saw, I concurred.
12:47 AM on 10/05/2011
The 'character'.
Le Chiffre.
French.
12:39 PM on 10/03/2011
I'm not sure "opposing the Iraq War" qualifies Dominique de Villepin as a villain. That was literally for America's own good! Don't we want allies that will tell us when we're making a horrible mistake? I mean rather than yes men that will just go along and watch us merrily march right into a disaster. If anything he ought to be a hero.
11:37 AM on 10/03/2011
Le Chiffre? This seems an exceedingly odd list of people. For true evil, I would look towards French history including the two real Bluebeards: Gilles de Rais and Henri Désiré Landru. De Rais, a former companion in arms with Joan of Arc, who murdered scores of children in 15th century France and Landru murdered at least eleven women in the early 20th century. The Marquise de Merteuil is a mere amateur of nastiness compared to Madame de Brinvilliers, a 17th century aristocrat who visited the sick and indigent armed with a basket of freshly poisoned pastries. After carefully observing these helpless people die in agony; she then used the more effective poisons on members of her own family. And for those opposed to declaring Robespierre a villain, try Jean-Baptiste Carrier, his contemporary who massacred hundreds of people in Nantes and whose special area of cruelty was the “Republican Marriage” (please, no silly GOP jokes) where men and women were tied together and drowned in the Loire. I don’t object to the list per se but maybe searching beyond Glenn Close, Ian Fleming and the Three Musketeers might be more inventive.
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Chad Wheeler
04:07 PM on 10/03/2011
This may be asking a lot but do you have any recommendations for books about the people you mentioned in your very informative and interesting post?
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prfktstrngr527
Feeding trolls makes them grow. Flag and ignore.
07:12 PM on 10/03/2011
It was rather interesting. I'm curious as well.
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prfktstrngr527
Feeding trolls makes them grow. Flag and ignore.
07:20 PM on 10/03/2011
Found this on Wiki, Fictional accounts of her life include The Leather Funnel by Arthur Conan Doyle, The Marquise de Brinvilliers by Alexandre Dumas, père,[1] and Intrigues of a Poisoner by Émile Gaboriau.[2] Robert Browning's 1846 poem "The Laboratory" imagines an incident in her life.
10:39 PM on 10/03/2011
Love your criticism, do you blog somewhere else?
Satirist1
All 4 d best in the best of all possible worlds
09:45 AM on 10/03/2011
What, no Napoleon? A person responsible for deaths of millions, sacrificed on the altar of his imperialist ambitions and megalomania.
MtnGeek
Partisan thinking is an oxymoron
10:49 AM on 10/03/2011
But do the French consider Napoleon a villain?
Satirist1
All 4 d best in the best of all possible worlds
12:44 PM on 10/03/2011
They certain do.
Educated and anti-imperialist French clearly understand that Bonaparte cynically used and perverted noble French Republican ideals into limitless imperialist megalomania.
Satirist1
All 4 d best in the best of all possible worlds
09:43 AM on 10/03/2011
Surely, Fantômas.
09:04 AM on 10/03/2011
I have to put in a bad word for Arnold Amaury (Arnaud Amalric), the Cistercian abbot and leader of the Albignesian Crusade, who in 1208 said of the people of Beziers, "Kill them all; God will know his own."
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loutrerouge
Defending reason, secularism and equality against
12:26 AM on 10/03/2011
The mix of fictional and historical persons is a bit odd.

I love Les Misérables, so I have a soft spot for the Thénardiers (even as a non-villain, Éponine is my favourite character!).

Historically, Robspierre killed la Rèvolution, so I truly hate the man. I feel humanity would be much further along if the First Republic had been longer lived. Pètain is pretty loathsome too - he gives anglophones the awful stereotype of the surrendering collaborationist.
07:51 PM on 10/02/2011
Le Pen a real patriot that tried to save France from the Africans northern and southern, he failed and France will soon be history. As De Gaulle said it, I'll hate to see my retirement place, -Colombey des deux eglises- become de deux mosques, nightmare that is becoming reality fastest than expected.
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Thisbeautifulplanet
omnia vincit amor
11:17 AM on 10/03/2011
Jean-Marie Le Pen is a hateful, brutal far-rightist leader and never was a "real patriot" but one of the most dangerous figures in the French political arena. I scorn his daughter (his successor as head of the National Front) equally: a certain gene has been passed successfully that gives millions of French citizens acute nausea.
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Greg Uchrin
I need intravenous caffeine
07:40 PM on 10/02/2011
Clopin from the Hunchback of Notre Dame from various movies and in the original novel Notre Dame de Paris by Victor Hugo.
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henrypapillon
Mitt--free up the last 9 years' taxes
06:56 PM on 10/02/2011
What? No Napolean? No Marie Antoinette ? No De Gaulle? No Louis XVI ? Sacre Bleu?
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loutrerouge
Defending reason, secularism and equality against
12:32 AM on 10/03/2011
I am surprised de Gaulle is not on there as well. To the '68 generation, he was the embodiment of the establishment in Europe. Plus he ruffled some Anglo-American feathers (I think I am using that colloquialism correctly) so they have no love for him either.
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Thisbeautifulplanet
omnia vincit amor
11:30 AM on 10/03/2011
"To ruffle some Anglo-American feathers" is hardly enough to be regarded as "a villain" in that part of the world that is not Anglo-Saxon... I have some bad news for you: it has been quite a while since Rome fell. The ancient and the new.

Charles de Gaulle was the greatest French statesman of the 20th century.

Your (funny) comment reminds me of a message about "the Brits and the Yankees who sort out the world while the French sit around eating snails" that an English internet user had posted in a forum. Ah, humor!

Eagles are majestic birds. Pretentious p.r.i.c.k.s belong to another species, don't they?

This from an Americanophile and an Anglophile.