What are the wildlife authorities going to do with Gingrich after he wakes up? Will they sling him under a helicopter and transport him to the back country, so he can no longer beg or rummage through wallets looking for campaign contributions? Alaska? Maybe not, that could cause conflict with Mama Grizzly Palin if their habitats overlap. I'm pretty certain Newt will be ear tagged (something nice from Tiffany's) and given a radio tracking collar to shed light on his migratory and mating habits.
rbenjamin: What are the wildlife authorities going to do with Gingrich
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