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Jesus Likes Halloween a Little Bit, Doesn't He?

Posted: 10/17/11 04:27 PM ET

Every year Christians face a cultural dilemma, beautifully articulated by a 5-year-old boy's announcement to his parents upon returning home from school one day.

"Mom and Dad, Jesus hates Halloween!" Then, pausing, he mumbled, "But He likes it a little bit, doesn't He?"

And therein lies the conundrum of the Christ follower -- what to do with Halloween. Traditionally, Christians and anything related to the horror genre have not mixed well. Like oil and vinegar. Church and State. Alcohol and tattoos.

Some Christians even go so far as to claim Halloween is, in reality "Devil's Birthday." Really? Never mind the Bible doesn't say that. Note to self: File under "Christian Superstitions."

What that little boy was really trying to communicate was, "Mom and Dad, can I dress up like a pirate and get some candy this Friday night?"

But the dilemma remains concerning this perennial predicament. What are Christians supposed to do with the hoopla and festivities surrounding this evil holiday? Are we to ignore it? Pretend it doesn't exist? Lob "Gospel Grenades" of condemnation at those who celebrate it? Hand out religious pamphlets instead of candy to trick or treaters? Or offer an alternative, like a Harvest Festival, Fall Carnival or even "Reformation Day Celebration"?

Unfortunately, many people's only exposure to Christianity is when the "religious right" is condemning or complaining about something -- culturally or politically. However, that's changing in a lot of communities. Christians are waking up and engaging culture instead of merely vilifying it. The apostle Paul was a master at observing culture and redeeming it for God's purposes -- using customs, practices -- even idols and quotes from secular poets to illustrate biblical truth. While in Athens, he used a pagan Greek word for 'God' (theos) to build a verbal bridge communicating who the true God (Jehovah) was (Acts 17:23).

In reality, a lot of church members are huge fans of the horror genre in books and movies, and untold numbers wait with baited breath to catch the highly anticipated second season of AMC's The Walking Dead (or TiVo-ing it to watch after Sunday night Church).

Enter a new book: "The Christian Zombie Killers Handbook: Slaying the Living Dead Within." Officially releasing this week worldwide, the title is sure to arouse curiosity, combining two seemingly contradictory terms. I wrote this book, in part because I've always been a fan of the horror genre. But anther dilemma: how to reconcile that to my faith without compromising or stretching the truth?

As it turns out, that part was easy as zombies are a powerful metaphor paralleling a core theological truth. George Romero, legendary director and godfather of zombie films, has said, "I've always liked the monster within idea. I like the zombies being us."

Bingo, George. And that's precisely why zombies are so disturbing. We see a mirror of humanity when looking into their dark sockets. They're messy, smelly and they want to consume our flesh and brains. They don't go away just because you wish it so. They don't even stop chasing you when you shoot them, unless of course you shoot them in the head. They're just pure evil and you never know when they're going to lumber up behind you and bite a bloody hunk of meat out of your trapezoid muscle.

But back to the idea of "stinky Christians." The bite of this zombie metaphor cuts even deeper now. There's a spiritual parallel in their insatiable craving for self-satisfaction. The Bible describes this as the "old man" or "old self" (Rom 6:6), also commonly referred to as the "sin nature." It's the part of us that resists God and runs from Him. It even hates Him. It's the immaterial, mystical part of our soul that wants our own way over God's way. And though as Christians this evil entity has no legal authority over us anymore (Rom 6:6-11), we still feel it creeping up on us. Like, every day.

This creates tension. And confusion. And frustration. But Christianity typically avoids messiness. We don't like friction in our faith. We prefer order and predictability. Smooth sailing is our journey of choice. But God likes to throw a wrench in the gears every now and then, to challenge us. To get us to think. To engage. And to find new ways to live out faith our in the marketplace. In doing this, we Christians discover we aren't really any "better" than anyone else. This zombie inside us smells as putrid as any portrayed by Hollywood. And though we have accepted Christ's atoning sacrifice on our behalf (Col 1:13-14), we still struggle with many of the same temptations and sins as the rest of humanity (Rom 7:15-25). We become acutely aware of an inner beast that constantly moans and gnaws at our spirit.

The Christian Zombie Killers Handbook offers escape, survival and a win over the zombie inside. This book shows you how to slay the living dead within. With its unique blend of fiction, graphic novel inspired illustrations, and spiritual guidance, it delivers a fresh, relevant look at the doctrines of sin, grace, salvation and the inner conflict we all face.

In the end, this annual Fall dilemma is much deeper than culture, Halloween, TV shows and trick or treating. The real issue is "What do I do with this rotting corpse?"

 
 
 
Every year Christians face a cultural dilemma, beautifully articulated by a 5-year-old boy's announcement to his parents upon returning home from school one day. "Mom and Dad, Jesus hates Halloween!"...
Every year Christians face a cultural dilemma, beautifully articulated by a 5-year-old boy's announcement to his parents upon returning home from school one day. "Mom and Dad, Jesus hates Halloween!"...
 
 
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12:52 PM on 10/31/2011
There isn't a kid in America that sees Halloween as anything but a fun day where they get dressed up in costumes and get all of that nice free candy.
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edgraham
There is no magic
02:58 PM on 10/31/2011
Even my 4 year old grandson has no problem with that. God is God, but Halloween is just a fun day.
04:43 PM on 10/31/2011
True, and the costume they want is from their imagination!
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Mr Charlie
Gravity is only a theory.
12:51 PM on 10/31/2011
Jewish tradition describes Satan not as a personification of evil, but as an accuser, similar to a prosecuting attorney. Christians came up with the "devil" concept on their own, and well after the time of the second temple, the era in which Jesus is thought to have lived. Halloween appears to be older than that, and from a different part of the world.
06:01 PM on 10/18/2011
Well done, Jeff Kinley! Sorry that all commenters so far have ignored your point, but I suppose you must have known that this would happen.

Closed circuit to my fellow Christians: Could we all take a moment and study Romans 14? esp. verse 13a: "Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one another." [NIV]

Finally, pedantically: "bated breath," not "baited."
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see-ellen2001
04:47 PM on 10/18/2011
One thing I dislike witches in Halloween. Mocking the slaughter of thousands of woman by ascribing to the stereotype is cruel. Dress up as Cruella instead.
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GDWhiteman
Christian mystic iconoclast
04:02 PM on 10/31/2011
Ewwww - no being mean to animals either!
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LiberalLee
Yes I am a witch. Deal with it.
04:01 PM on 10/18/2011
Why not?
Christianity stole so many other of our pagan holidays and rituals, what's one more?
They moved their savior's birthday to steal our Solstice celebrations, our Oestre celebration even our symbolism and revered mythologies got co-opted.
Why not this too?
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Dragontech
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02:38 PM on 10/31/2011
I second that. The Christian Right keeps calling us a false religion while stealing all our traditions, why not this too? FnF from another witch.
08:51 AM on 10/18/2011
Yes, because the complete and total destruction of various cultures throughout the world is not horrific in itself. Or the fact that one christian in particular forced a snake into the throat of a heathen refusing to convert to christianity. That same christian also placed a brazier of burning coals on another heathen's stomach. Nothing horrific about that.

How about a father who loves everyone so much he kills his own kid. And those other people find that to be an attractive trait. The slaying of one's own children has even been taken up by the devout and faithful. Nothing horrific there.

Of course, all of that aside, I do find it interesting that you have a book on zombie slaying for a religion that is dedicated to a god who supposedly rose from the dead. This borders on deicide.
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GDWhiteman
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08:41 AM on 10/18/2011
Although they attract the most attention because they're both vocal and weird, Christians who freak out over Halloween are very much in the minority. However, IMO, it's a minority that's far too large largely as a result of idolization of both the Bible and their own theology. If I wanted to costume as a "scary character" for Halloween, I'd go as a Christian fundamentalist.
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GDWhiteman
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09:15 AM on 10/18/2011
What was I thinking? It's one thing to dress up as a monster for some Halloween fun. It's quite another matter to emotionally scar kids for life.
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LiberalLee
Yes I am a witch. Deal with it.
04:01 PM on 10/18/2011
Good catch there!
12:28 PM on 10/31/2011
Every halloween reminds of a not too familiar realm, there are good costumes and bad costumes (good and evil), however you cannot afford to be in the bad costumes or even enjoy that way for a long time, thus the objection.

2 Corinthians 6:14 New King James Version (NKJV)

14 Do not be unequally yoked together with unbelievers. For what fellowship has righteousness with lawlessness? And what communion has light with darkness?
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10:20 AM on 10/31/2011
LOL
10:55 PM on 10/17/2011
Some weeks later, when we got together again, the mom's were designing costumes for the Harvest Festival which their church was hosting on October 31 as an alternative to Halloween. They were offering some complaint that their husbands didn't want them to participate. Even in my 20’s, I could see the hypocrisy and the irony of the whole situation, so I explained it to them like this…..

Dressing your children in costumes and participating in a church sponsored program with candy and all on October 31 is still akin to attending any Halloween party and or “Trick or Treating.” And it really isn’t any better or worse than playing role playing games. So don’t be in such a rush to condemn, while you are doing a similar thing. “But the costumes aren’t scary,” “they can be bible heroes,” etc. It doesn’t matter, I repeated, any celebration billed as an alternative to Halloween with the same trappings but sponsored by the church is still an Halloween party.

Personally, I don't see a problem with Halloween in and of itself, but Christians should research the history of Halloween before they are so quick to condemn others. And therein lies the problem.......
bampiesdude
Thats my story and I'm stickin to it
01:27 AM on 10/18/2011
I don't condemn or judge them, it just isn't for me. I probably would find it much more agreeable if the children dress up in costumes like a pirate, Tinkerbell, prince, princess, or something not of a ghoulish nature. Also, I think that if they are going to celebrate this day then they should also celebrate other holidays which are know to have a dubious origin. Also, I can understand their dilemma, how do they make a "nice" haunted house without all the evil underworld creatures?
10:54 PM on 10/17/2011
I must agree that it IS the same dilemma faced by Christians every Halloween. But I will put a new spin from an experience I had when my children were very young.

In my 20's, I played role playing games, I went to church on Sunday mornings for three hours because I was in the choir, and went to Sunday evening worship service, I got married and had my children, etc., etc., blah, blah, blah. I hung out with other young Christian mothers. Cool. And then....

At some point in our friendship I mentioned that I play role playing games. They were quick to condemn and pronounce judgment. "God will convict you....." was said. Well, other people in the group were Christian, including my husband. I really didn't think God had a problem. After all, Gof knew it was a game, and we knew it was a game and had no bearing on reality whatsoever.

to be continued.....
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c-tom
Badges we don't need no stinking badges
09:35 PM on 10/31/2011
Didn't see where you were going with this post. I thought you were going to say the 3 hours in church every Sunday was you role playing.
09:59 PM on 10/31/2011
This was part 1 of two posts. Part 2 was appeards prior to this post - I think.

The point I was making is that people use religion to justify condemning another person or group, but then use religion justify their own similar behaviors only called by a different name.
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rsttho557949
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08:58 PM on 10/17/2011
Going out for candy and being a part of dome socials fun is fine with Jesus. Now if you call on demonscs and dark forces- at any time of the year-you're going to have a big problem with Jesus. King Saul found out the hard way that Jesus isn't joking about divination, scrying or witchcraft.

Rule of thumb for Christians; if it's is a "black and "white" issue documented from the Bible, you're not supposed to compromise yourself and not support that issue no matter how backwards, "non progressive" or " culturally insensitive" it might be. IgbGod said it, it has to be right! You are supposedbto judge.
If it is "gray issue" then it's best not to judge and control those things that you can control. Halloween is a "gray area" issue that Christians should not be doing a "Pharisee" on.
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KitKat85
01:17 AM on 10/18/2011
*taptap* It's the year 2011. And just an FYI, Pagans/Witches DO exist. We are NOT bad people.
www.religioustolerance.org/witchcra.htm
Thanks for playing, come again!
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rsttho557949
What is Job's Crucible?
01:47 AM on 10/18/2011
Dear KitKat85 ,

I know you exist; I also know that I don't think you truly have a clue of what you're dealing with. It’s not a "gray issue" with Christians about calling on "spirits" to do "good things" for people. No, I wouldn’t call you bad people...just foolish and naive. You’re so full of yourself that you’ve tapped into something you feel that you have control over. As usual it is the rebellious, “I know it all:, “I’m a good witch/warlock” that has made up his/hers mind that divination is “good”. Tell that to the people in Mexico that are under the spell of Santa Muerte.


segment on Santa Muerte that in The Emissary by R. St. Thomas (Amazon.com)
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c-tom
Badges we don't need no stinking badges
09:39 PM on 10/31/2011
I refuse to believe only good people are Pagans/Witches.
There are bad people who are Amish, for pity's sake.
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iLdoRight
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02:05 AM on 10/18/2011
"rsttho557949 Christ" is that you?
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rsttho557949
What is Job's Crucible?
02:21 AM on 10/18/2011
Dear iLdoRight

Live and in 3D and Technicolor. What? You don't think of me as s balanced Christian. I'm consistent; with black and white issues I don't compromise; "gray issues" are another matter.
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GDWhiteman
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06:15 PM on 10/17/2011
If there's one thing that annoys this Christian pastor, it's the folks who've turned Christianity into a religion where anything that's fun has been added to the list that supposedly "proves" that everyone's a sinner and needs to be saved from eternal punishment by God and that the devil is hiding behind every bush and tree.

Our church hosts "Trunk-n-Treat each year where people decorate the back end of vehicles with various themes (most not remotely religious in nature) and welcome 4 times our church's membership from the community for kids to come out in costumes, get candy, hotdogs, hayrides, moonwalks, and plain old fun in a a safe environment. To those who criticize us for holding this event, I just smile and say, "Jesus never told us it was a sin to have fun".
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iLdoRight
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02:07 AM on 10/18/2011
What is that old saying, "They will do anything from money"?
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GDWhiteman
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07:03 AM on 10/18/2011
If you're talking about our Trunk-n-Treat, there is no charge whatsoever.
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iLdoRight
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11:28 PM on 10/18/2011
But could it be likened to the dancers in a drinking club where they entice some to come in, then the collection plate is passed could it not? If you get some to come to the regular services with this ploy, you do then pass a collection plate don't you? Is "Trunk-n-Treat" or Halloween in the Bible?
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Bill J4321
05:38 PM on 10/17/2011
Leave it to the religious to ruin absolutely everything involving sweet and delicious snack treats.
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06:22 PM on 10/17/2011
Really, Absolutely everything? So what you're saying is that any human being associated with any religion will inevitably take the fun out of all holiday candy including: candy canes for Christmas, Hanukkah Gelt, heart-shaped boxes of chocolates on valentines day, goodies found in Easter eggs strategically placed in the grass, Krishlat for Ashura Day in the Muslim culture, and so on and so forth? Please do not let your emotions toward a specific group of "the religious" blind you and allow you to embarrass yourself with ignorant comments such as this. If you seek answers, simply ask a question, but if you have your sights set on merely putting others down with your overflow of cynicism, I know many would appreciate it if you kept derisive thoughts like these to yourself.
07:26 AM on 10/18/2011
:) I think he was being deliberately hyperbolic, not genuinely generalising.
07:37 AM on 10/18/2011
putting others down? I lmao'd at his post, you religious people need to stop taking life so seriously ,after all don't you believe that heaven will be better than life on earth?
08:17 PM on 10/31/2011
Would you rather have on your tongue: a sweet miniature snickers bar, or a flat, stale, savory wafer?

It's your salvation that is at stake.