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Author and writer Jeff Sorensen was born in Detroit, Michigan. He's been writing for years and has recently published the novel, Zombies Ruined My Weekend. Jeff grew up pretty impoverished and moved around quite a bit, but it gave him his dark sense of humor.

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12 Reasons That Prove Kids Don't Know How Lucky They Have It

(0) Comments | Posted August 8, 2014 | 7:04 PM

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I'm only 29 but I'm starting to feel my age with teenagers running around looking like it's the 80's again. Just a bit ago I saw a commercial for a local school district that said that all the students get iPads. That blew...

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Must-Watch Netflix Streaming: The Killing Season 4

(10) Comments | Posted August 4, 2014 | 4:01 PM

Just when I get done binge-watching one great series on Netflix, Netflix has to go ahead and release another season of a show that I have to watch. Netflix just released the last season of The Killing and I have to say, it has a better home on...

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Must-Watch Netflix Streaming: Knights of Sidonia

(13) Comments | Posted July 28, 2014 | 12:28 PM

There are so many shows that you can watch or already have watched on Netflix or whatever streaming device you use, but what if you branched out a bit? Animation can take ideas that seem too expensive and make those ideas come to life.

Picture this: You're laying in bed...

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5 Reasons to Hate-Watch the Golden Globes

(0) Comments | Posted December 22, 2013 | 9:44 AM

Awards shows are mostly pointless exercises in which millionaires give each other trophies to reward themselves for playing pretend. If I were to be awarded a Golden Globe, it would be for best performance by an actor pretending to care about what a girl is saying in a bar. Naturally,...

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5 Movie Reboots or Remakes That Could Be A Disaster

(0) Comments | Posted December 19, 2013 | 4:58 PM

The majority of the time that I look on the internet and see a movie is being remade or rebooted makes me roll my eyes. Some movies were awful and could maybe be remade into something better (Dredd 3D), and others are classics that don't require a remake, but money...

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Whoop Dreams: The Gathering of the Juggalos Documentary You've Always Wanted

(0) Comments | Posted December 18, 2013 | 6:20 AM

I'm from Detroit, so knowing about Juggalos and Faygo soda pop is integrated into my DNA. I can't drive a mile in Metro-Detroit without seeing a car with a Hatchet Man decal on a back window. Just yesterday, on the last day of my college experience, a Juggalo girl made...

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Dads Is the Worst New Show of the Year

(7) Comments | Posted September 18, 2013 | 2:15 PM

Watch the new sitcom Dads, but not because it's good, far from it, but because it's an example of being incredibly offensive without being clever. You know when a white guy tells racist jokes in front of an audience of black people? He does so because he isn't being insultingly...

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A Sad Look at the 2013 Fall TV Premieres

(66) Comments | Posted September 6, 2013 | 7:05 PM

Well, summer is over, folks, so now it's time to hang out with our real best friend: Television. I'm always interested in what could be the next big show, and even interested in a show that is not only big, but actually good. But sadly, most of the shows that...

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Sanjay Gupta Is Decades Too Late on Marijuana

(14) Comments | Posted August 26, 2013 | 3:25 PM

Sanjay Gupta recently changed his position on marijuana by admitting that it indeed has beneficial medical properties and isn't as bad as he previously thought. Gupta is the resident doctor at the much respected 24-hour news network, CNN, which recently had breaking coverage of a wood door for a pointless...

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Under the Dome Is Your New Worst Show on Television

(19) Comments | Posted June 25, 2013 | 12:26 PM

Story Synopsis: An invisible force field descends upon a small town in the northeastern part of the United States.

Stephen King was inspired to write Under the Dome when he wandered into a theater and watched The Simpsons Movie after huffing paint and yelling at park benches on a cool...

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4 Complaints of Man Of Steel (and Why They're Bullsh*t)

(67) Comments | Posted June 19, 2013 | 11:45 AM

I recently watched the Donner cut of Superman 2. The original was so cheesy that even watching it when I was little made me think Superman was kind of not right for the screen. The Donner cut made it a little better, but then he flew around the world and...

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Get to Know Man of Steel's Henry Cavill

(10) Comments | Posted June 14, 2013 | 1:43 PM

With Man of Steel coming out, and an iconic superhero being the main showcase, people always want to know about the person playing that superhero. Christian Bale was an established actor before Batman Begins, but it really shot him to super A-list. Robert Downey Jr. was a popular cult actor,...

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5 Ways to Stop Procrastinating

(3) Comments | Posted June 13, 2013 | 6:16 PM

Everyone procrastinates. Whether it is going to the gym, doing homework, running errands, remembering to buy something on your anniversary, doing your taxes, and a number of many things, people just put it off. If I had 16 weeks in college, you better believe I didn't look at that project...

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The Five Fan Favorites of Game of Thrones

(26) Comments | Posted March 26, 2013 | 12:28 PM

The book series of A Song of Ice and Fire is what nerds wished The Lord of the Rings was; It's more violent, there's less decorating and dinner parties, there's a ton of sex, and it's longer... way longer. There are a vast amount of characters in the series, and...

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The Crushing Truth on How to Lose Weight and Get Healthy

(10) Comments | Posted February 20, 2013 | 1:14 PM

Losing weight isn't easy. It requires dedication and effort for a long period of time until you're satisfied with the results. All of that crap you see on television about miracle weight loss pills, liquid cleanses, and pretty much anything on Dr. Oz, is all crap. When I tell you...

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The 10 Worst Super Bowl People

(2) Comments | Posted February 1, 2013 | 4:31 PM

If you're a guy, Super Bowl Sunday is what you've been looking forward to all season. If you haven't been looking forward to it, you're probably wondering why girls look at you weird and giggle when you walk by them. You'll notice some people at this special time, people who...

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A Review of the Academy Awards Best Picture Films

(7) Comments | Posted January 18, 2013 | 5:58 PM

A few days ago, the Academy Award nominations were released, and if you lean your ear into the air and listen closely, you could hear the sounds of dismissive wanking on the wind. I could write numerous articles on how Tarantino and DiCaprio got the shaft, how Christopher Nolan got...

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The Worst Popular Bars in America

(14) Comments | Posted January 7, 2013 | 10:16 AM

It's Friday night, and you and your friends want to go have a drink or two, so you are looking for a place to go. There are some bars you should avoid altogether unless it's required by a friend's birthday, or a first-date decision by a girl you like. If...

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The War on Christmas Doesn't Exist

(50) Comments | Posted December 6, 2012 | 9:11 AM

It's that magical time of year again, and America is buzzing with that feeling of buying thousands of dollars' worth of crap for their kids who won't even remember it two years later. Then they'll give credit to some fat bearded fellow who covers the Earth in an illogical amount...

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The 2012 American Music Awards Made America Look Bad

(3) Comments | Posted November 20, 2012 | 1:59 PM

I quit smoking in February of this year, but after I watched the 2012 American Music Awards, I wanted to go buy a pack of cigarettes, rip the filters off, and smoke it like my Father is making me smoke the whole pack as punishment. There were literally no winners...

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