11/02/2011 04:43 pm ET | Updated Jan 02, 2012

New Tea Party Anthem?

The tea party folks must be feeling left out these days what with Occupy Wall Street garnering all the headlines. Some members of the tea party posted a resolution to stop hiring any employees in their businesses until this administration stop its radical anti-business socialist agenda. And furthermore, members of the Senate should stop yielding their congressional power to the new dictator (Obama). You can read about it here.

But even as these members of the tea party have resolved to stop hiring, me and the fellas in the band (Jeff Witzeman & The Jealous Housewives) are hoping that members at the top still want to hire a group of first rate musicians to pen a new tea party anthem. Think of the possibilities... it could be used at all tea party functions, maybe be played on radio and tee vee in the red states, and generally further the cause of those wishing more individual rights. So to that end, we're posting a new song here and hope that Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry are listening. Herb (excuse me,) Herm Cain, you're welcome to use it as well. But get ready to pony up some cash... we don't come cheap.