For the past ten years, Jeffrey Shaffer contributed essays and opinion columns to The Christian Science Monitor. His work has appeared in numerous other venues including The New Yorker, The Wall Street Journal, and A Prairie Home Companion. He is the author of I'm Right Here, Fish-Cake (1995) and It Came With The House (1997) both published by Catbird Press. His favorite TV show of all time is The Prisoner.

Blog Entries by Jeffrey Shaffer

Our National Journey? Get Out A Map

Posted November 4, 2009 | 03:02 PM (EST)


Once again, Iraq and Afghanistan are making headlines nearly every day. But while most media attention focuses on car bombings and combat casualties, other disturbing events in the region are slipping through the news cycle almost unnoticed.

A short item that caught my attention on October...

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By George, His War Views Sound Like Mine!

1 Comments | Posted September 8, 2009 | 04:26 PM (EST)


The newspaper pundit who is squarely on target these days when it comes to speaking the unpleasant truth about Iraq and Afghanistan is George Will, and I hope all war hawks are paying close attention to his columns.

Unlike many commentators, he understands that historical facts can't be...

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The Iraq War: Too Important for Town Halls?

4 Comments | Posted August 12, 2009 | 12:15 PM (EST)


Nothing like a town hall meeting about health care reform to get people all riled up. This is what life in a free society is all about, you know, public forums where citizens can wave signs of protest and shout "You're a liar!" at their elected representatives.

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Hey War Hawks: What Are You Thinking These Days?

3 Comments | Posted July 20, 2009 | 03:22 PM (EST)


As Iraq continues its tumultuous journey into the post-Saddam era, I can't help but think back to a now-famous assertion made by former Vice-President Dick Cheney. Appearing on the March 16, 2003 edition of Meet the Press, Cheney and host Tim Russert were discussing what kind of reception our troops...

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No Limelight For Me, Thank You

1 Comments | Posted July 8, 2009 | 05:23 PM (EST)


I've made it through the first half of 2009 without being tainted by
scandal, sparking a controversy, or otherwise stumbling into the glaring
spotlight of unwanted public scrutiny.

In this era of instant news cycles and global media coverage, it's not
easy to lurk unobtrusively...

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The Creature Walked Among Us

Posted July 6, 2009 | 03:43 PM (EST)



U.S. District Judge Denny Chin cited the unprecedented nature of the
multibillion-dollar fraud as he sentenced (Bernard) Madoff to the maximum of
150 years in prison.......

"Here the message must be sent that Mr. Madoff's crimes were extraordinarily evil..." said Chin.

(Madoff) showed no emotion......

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Judgement Day -- One Final Request

Posted June 25, 2009 | 10:22 AM (EST)


Greetings! This is your official check-out notification. We hope your
stay on the world has been pleasant. Now it's over. Finito. No more
tomorrows for the human race. Sorry for the lack of any prior indication
the end was near, but in our experience we've found...

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Tough Talkers Get Windy Over Iran

Posted June 23, 2009 | 03:01 PM (EST)


Right now would be a good time for President Obama to install some gigantic fans outside the White House so he can blow away all the hot air coming from critics who think he's wimping out on the Iranian election conflict.

Obama has called for President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad...

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People and Policies End; History Never Does

Posted June 9, 2009 | 04:45 PM (EST)


By now, millions of Americans are familiar with a question posed by General David Petraeus back in 2003, not long after coalition forces had toppled Saddam Hussein. Patraeus was talking with a reporter and said, "Tell me, how does this end?"

While Congress and President Obama navigate...

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The Driving Force of Fear

Posted May 11, 2009 | 11:11 AM (EST)


An intriguing number flashed through the mainstream media a few weeks ago and caught my attention. According to estimates from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, 37,313 people were killed in motor vehicle crashes during 2008.

Some reports gave that statistic a slightly positive spin; it's the lowest number of...

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It Was A Wonderful (Dog's) Life

Posted May 9, 2009 | 01:47 PM (EST)


May 17th to 23rd is National Dog Bite Prevention Week. It's a safety campaign that gets a big push every year from the US Postal Service and pet-friendly organizations like the Humane Society. If my first dog was still around, he would be the perfect mascot for this nationwide...
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Torture: Do You Say Use It, or Lose It?

Posted April 27, 2009 | 11:31 AM (EST)


Now that previously secret Bush administration memos have been made public, we all know that terrorism suspects were repeatedly brutalized during interrogations. Former Vice-President Cheney is on the record saying the harsh treatment was justified (although he still won't call it torture). So here's what I want to know:...

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Some Hard Truth About Hard Times

Posted April 15, 2009 | 11:36 AM (EST)


I'm not calling anyone a liar, but I've got to explode a popular myth that's been circulating in this country far too long. Here's how it gets passed around: in a casual conversation, someone will mention an elderly friend or relative who has a habit of never throwing anything away....
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Special Hints for Home Buyers

Posted April 11, 2009 | 12:11 PM (EST)


With mortgage rates at historic lows and "For Sale" signs displayed on almost every street in America, 2009 could be a great year for house hunters to snap up big bargains.

Just remember to take your time. This isn't the Oklahoma land rush. In the real estate...

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The Summer Fun All Kids Deserve

Posted April 4, 2009 | 02:53 PM (EST)


As winter slowly loosens its grip around the country, many parents suddenly experience a chilling realization: It's already time to think about summer camp for the kids.

The selection process demands an early start. Sifting through all the options can take weeks. Long ago summer camp stopped...

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Reality Checklist for Aspiring Home Improvers

Posted April 3, 2009 | 11:09 AM (EST)


So you're finally going to tackle that big weekend project you've been putting off. Spring is the time for new beginnings, right? All winter long your confidence level has been rising. Perhaps you've been inspired by those TV commercials for a hardware chain that promotes the mantra, "You can do...

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Off You Go, Bloodsuckers!

Posted April 1, 2009 | 01:21 PM (EST)


I had a gigantic blow out with my daughter last night and she didn't like it one damn bit but hey, it's my house and my rules, and I just said, "Pal, you can scream and yell until your face turns blue but from now on this place is a...

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The Times Are, and Always Will Be, Changing

Posted March 31, 2009 | 05:39 PM (EST)


Now that all the presidential election rants and chants have quieted down a bit, I want to rescue the word "change" from becoming trapped in the arena of politics.The Obama and McCain teams both used the term relentlessly during the campaign because it's a compelling one-word slogan that resonates...
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Help Wanted? Not So Much These Days

Posted March 25, 2009 | 05:11 PM (EST)


I remember the early 1980s, when the country was struggling through an economic slump and President Reagan tried to put some positive spin on the situation by holding up a newspaper in front of reporters and displaying the "help wanted" ads. He was trying to show that plenty of jobs...

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My Imitation Future Lifestyle

Posted February 17, 2009 | 11:02 AM (EST)


The spam filter on my e-mail system works great. It turns away about 97-percent of junk messages, which is perfect for my world. If the filter blocked all the mass mailings I'd feel isolated from one of the most vibrant sectors of the cyber-universe. Maybe I'm just an easy mark,...

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