09/03/2010 04:05 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Review: Machete (VIDEO)

My very good buddy George 'El Guapo' Roush and I spend most of our time writing film reviews for our respective websites, but every once in a while, we just have to gab about them in person. This time we're taking on the Robert Rodriguez film Machete, based on the trailer he did for Grindhouse, starring Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Robert DeNiro and Don Johnson. This one is rated R and that may have something to do with the multiple decapitations, nudity and intestines used as an escape device. Just a guess. We'll give you the scoop on the flim. FYI, this is a long movie. Get extra popcorn and use the facilities before you see the film. If one more person climbs over me to hit the head during a movie, I swear I'm going to trip you. You've been warned. Machete opens in theaters today.

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