If you're the parent of young children and you aren't freaked out and running screaming through the streets, I can't relate. Oh, maybe you're the relaxed type, calmly removing the lead-coated Sarge trucks and the Polly Pocket dolls -- with their intestine-shredding magnets -- from your child's damp clutches. Maybe...
Posted August 17, 2007 | 10:23 AM (EST)