You see that dark-skinned fellow with the jacket and the beard?
He stood there for a minute and then kind of disappeared.
He looked all kind of nervous and something just seemed weird.
At first I saw him walking fast and then he kind of slowed
He spoke a foreign language, or maybe it was code
He's carrying a coffee cup as if it might explode.
There's something strange about the way he seemed to be engrossed
In talking on his cellphone, so I did what I'm supposed
To do and took his picture, sent it to the New York Post.
I saw something, I said something, on Facebook and on Reddit
On Tumblr and on Twitter and I'm very glad I said it
And when they catch him, just remember, I deserve the credit.