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Pass the DUH Act

Posted: 02/23/2012 12:29 pm

Kudos to the House Oversight and Government Reform committee for assembling a much needed hearing on the infamous contraception issue and religious liberty. Five esteemed men delivered their well-informed positions on women's health, and Chairman Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) put freedom before politics and made sure to block any woman from testifying.

Wait, what?

Imagine that. Following the Catholic Church's declaration of war on contraception, the Republican-controlled House decided to delve deeper into the issue of women's health. Fair enough. But where were the women?

Perhaps no one captured it better than House minority leader Nancy Pelosi: "Imagine having a panel on women's health and they don't have any women on the panel. Duh."

Just recently, President Obama declared that insurance plans for employees of religiously-affiliated institutions will be required to cover contraceptives. Churches and other houses of worship will be exempt. The Catholic Church felt otherwise, and quickly shot back. The President compromised, and decided to shift the cost onto the insurance companies rather than the hospital or university. That, still, was not good enough.

But, as many prominent Republican leaders insist, this really isn't about contraception. Instead, according to Representative Paul Ryan, "it's about violating our first amendment rights to a religious freedom."

Just to clarify: it's an infringement on liberty to allow people to decide whether or not they wish to use contraceptives. But is is not an infringement on liberty to allow employers to exempt themselves from federal law and deny people contraceptives. If it's really not about contraception -- try telling that to the thousands of women who will no longer have access to the care they need.

The President's plan, to be clear, requires no one to use contraception. It simply recognizes that religiously-affiliated hospitals and universities, for example, employ many non-Catholic women, and that they should not be denied care simply because their employer has a religious objection. If people could exempt themselves from laws they disagree with, could I just stop paying taxes?

In fact, using contraception may not even be a religious issue after all. According to a widely-quoted study by the Guttmacher Institute, 98 percent of sexually active Catholic women have used contraceptives sometime throughout their life. If you ask women, it's really not an issue at all. But thanks to Representative Issa and the Catholic Church at large, the desires and experiences of women have been effectively suppressed, and seemingly mean nothing to them at all.

Which is why, in honor of Ms. Pelosi's candid response, I am proposing the Demolishing Unenlightened Hegemony, or DUH, Act. The DUH Act would make it illegal for men to speak on the issue of women's health. For too long, men have dominated the discussion over an issue that has no effect on them. Many women, who depend on contraception, have been kept quiet long enough.

So maybe it isn't about contraception -- to men, at least. Maybe it is about religious liberty -- even though virtually every Catholic woman disagrees. But none of that matters, because no one knows better than those brilliant men. Duh.

 

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Cuyahoga
I asked Hank Williams, how lonely does it get ....
02:14 AM on 02/24/2012
There is hope in the upcoming generation. The author writes an awesome paragraph:

"Which is why, in honor of Ms. Pelosi's candid response, I am proposing the Demolishing Unenlightened Hegemony, or DUH, Act. The DUH Act would make it illegal for men to speak on the issue of women's health. For too long, men have dominated the discussion over an issue that has no effect on them. Many women, who depend on contraception, have been kept quiet long enough."

Thank you, Jess.
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tnkeating
Dyslexic agnostic insomniac
07:14 PM on 02/23/2012
This was never about womens health Jess, Its about our government overstepping its authority based on the Constitution and religious freedom. This is really about forcing the church to drop its insurance carrier as to not be forced to go against its beliefs and create another portion of people who need insurance and put the government in the insurance business and create a need for a public option. Many employers are dropping their emploees coverage for a plethera of reasons all related to the affordable healthcare act, and the economy, along with many Doctors opting out and retireing early. I am not a Constitutional scholar, but I have read it many times and continue to refer to it, the first amendment states; Congress shall make No laws respecting the establishment of a religion, or prohibiting the free exorcise thereof; I can only interpret that one way and as you said, if you ask a women, its really not an issue at all.
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Cuyahoga
I asked Hank Williams, how lonely does it get ....
02:17 AM on 02/24/2012
tnk - You write, "...if you ask a women (sic), its (sic) really not an issue at all." I reread your posting and don't understand that part at all.

I'm a woman. This is a HUGE issue. I've read hundreds if not thousands of commentaries on this in the last week (number includes blog responses), and it is clear that men talk constitution and women are talking OUR HEALTHCARE. That's how we see it.

D.U.H. Thank you Jess!
ssj337
Has a personal antipathy to the rich.
06:33 PM on 02/23/2012
Concise, well done.
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sillylittleme
humble cosmos shaker
05:55 PM on 02/23/2012
Hopefully you will look to major in law and/or political science. Your generation needs you!!
04:52 PM on 02/23/2012
While I do absolutely agree that women should be heard and are the most important voice on this issue, the idea that men shouldn't be heard is absolutely absurd. The issue being heard by the panel is the mandate for contraception, not contraception itself. Here is a duh rule for you: if you don't want me to have a say in a certain issue, then don't make me pay or subsidize it. After all, it is none of my business whether or not you use contraception, so why should I be paying for it.
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Liberals Are Intolerant
fiscal conservative, social libertarian
05:42 PM on 02/23/2012
Well said. There are so many liberal positions where they want us to stay out of their business, yet demand we pay for it and not take away their so-called rights.
05:55 PM on 02/23/2012
Look up some statistics regarding the likelihood of would-be-aborted children eventually going on welfare. Unwanted children, as a result of an unwanted pregnancy, are much more likely to be poor and use government programs. It affects us all. One way or another, the taxpayer is on the hook. The question is whether you want a one-time, cheap fee to avoid it, or a lifetime of benefits for an unplanned child.

Your argument also assumes that the taxpayer is paying for contraceptives. That is not at all true. The mandate requires insurance companies to pay for it, not taxpayers. Bottom line, if you want to get into the health care business, you have to comply with federal law. Otherwise, what is the point of government at all?
11:22 PM on 02/23/2012
Quick question Jess. Who do you think pays for the insurance? By mandating for a certain product be provided at no cost, the government is effectively taxing the insurance companies which defer the cost down to the consumer me. Furthermore, Obama has mandated that if I do want to work then I have to have an insurance policy from a company that covers such a service and hence, I have to pay for it I I want to work. I am morally opposed to contraception and while I firmly support your right to have access to it, I also refuse to support it.
04:45 PM on 02/23/2012
First, the Catholic Church did not suddenly declare war on contraception. To the best of my knowledge and at least for the last 30+ years they have been against it so they have not changed their stance. Second, if you are interviewing people who use birth control they are not following the doctrine of the Church so that should not change the viewpoint of the Church. Using your tax analogy, if 98% of people decide to stop paying taxes that does not mean that it is suddenly ok. The only choice the administration leaves for these organizations is to drop health care coverage rather than to pay for something that violates their beliefs. And don’t say the insurance company will give it away for free because anyone with any business knowledge knows most of the premiums are paid by the employer and they will just pass the cost along indirectly.
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multidoc
Re-animating the dead since 1922
04:25 PM on 02/23/2012
Hey, I like that!
04:25 PM on 02/23/2012
Thank your parents for the future they've elected for you. Then remind them that you're the one who picks their retirement home.
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newleaf
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04:17 PM on 02/23/2012
The only thing this is about is the lame attempt of the right to paint President Obama in a bad light. But look out, Issa, because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....
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Kiska Lucas
Pagan, Liberal & Poly
04:01 PM on 02/23/2012
Thank you! Wonderful piece and you should be proud.

I am glad that some young men are thinking about what would happen if the men on these panels got their way. When it is about men's health they are the authority, but they cannot be that authority on women's health.

Kudos!
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ariando
Compassion: a feature, not a bug.
03:21 PM on 02/23/2012
Obama and the Democrats have to stop compromising. All that does is embolden the hostage takers to demand more.
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04:49 PM on 02/23/2012
Politics is the art of compromise. Compromise is important and not a negative thing at all.
'The Catholic Church felt otherwise, and quickly shot back. The President compromised, and decided to shift the cost onto the insurance companies rather than the hospital or university. That, still, was not good enough."
That is how an effective politician works. That is how they should all work. One side wants this, the other side wants that, so we meet in the middle. Everybody has to give and take, otherwise the system doesn't work.
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Liberals Are Intolerant
fiscal conservative, social libertarian
05:44 PM on 02/23/2012
There is never a fair compromise when it comes to taking away constitutional rights.

Furthermore it is clear that the church would still be paying for the services anyway, although just indirectly through higher premiums for the remainder of services.