Jesse Kornbluth

Jesse Kornbluth

Posted: September 22, 2007 01:54 PM

What Judi Told Rudy

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We all know what Rudy Giuliani said to his wife Judi during that instantly famous cell phone call in the middle of his speech to the National Rifle Association in Washington yesterday.

As I prepared to atone on my tribe's holiest of days, my mind drifted from the spiritual realm to down-and-dirty reality --- what happens between spouses.

And I wondered about the other side of that call: What did she say?

I've had some thoughts:

"Rudy, on the way home, could you stop in Virginia and get me a pair of pearl-handled ladies pistols?"

"Rudy, why did Hadassah cancel my Pilates appointment for tomorrow?"

"Rudy, remember --- fat-free soy double-decaf chai moccachino, extra whip!"

and, of course.....

"Rudy, tonight...will you wear the pink teddy?"

Tip of the iceberg, I'm sure. More?

 
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Honey, if somebody yells "GUN," don't duck, don't even flinch, it's just me here in the back row trying to make you look fearless.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:00 PM on 09/24/2007
- Halsey I'm a Fan of Halsey 35 fans permalink
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Rudy's son doesn't even have his father's cell phone number..ahhh...family values...what is it..5 marriages between Mrs. Guiliana #3 and Ruby..oops..I mean Rudy?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:42 AM on 09/23/2007
- klondiker I'm a Fan of klondiker 57 fans permalink

"Hi, you've reached Judi. Leave a message. Beeep"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:04 AM on 09/23/2007

So far, Cassandra's the likely winner: "Rudy, don't forget the cannoli!"

"The Godfather," the NRA and Rudy --- is that not a dream trio?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:19 PM on 09/22/2007
- Libsrule I'm a Fan of Libsrule 21 fans permalink

"Rudy? I thought you were going to dump Judi! Why are you keeping her around after you told me you loved only me?"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:23 PM on 09/22/2007
- THISTLE I'm a Fan of THISTLE 63 fans permalink

How pathetic was this very staged phone call
from Rudy's __________. Is there anyone in
the country who didn't see right through this
very staged phone call?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:02 PM on 09/22/2007

H'mm, now why would wife #3 be keeping such close tabs on Rudy?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:58 PM on 09/22/2007
- NuAgeDok I'm a Fan of NuAgeDok 5 fans permalink

Rudy - this is Judy . . .

Is that a Walther PPK in your pocket or are you just thinking about dressing up for me when you get home?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:40 PM on 09/22/2007

Rudy, is Donald Trump kissing your breasts?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:19 PM on 09/22/2007
- kellygrrrl I'm a Fan of kellygrrrl 642 fans permalink
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"You piece of Loser, this little stunt is going to cost you more than the time you made me go to lunch with you and introduce you as my cousin Ruby. You wore that pink skirt of mine and it's just completely stretched out and destroyed now. You Owe Me,!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:14 PM on 09/22/2007
- cassandra I'm a Fan of cassandra 3 fans permalink

Rudy, don't forget the cannoli !

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:58 PM on 09/22/2007
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She probably said, "Darling, I just have to tell you I'm so proud of you at this moment! You are the steadfast soldier this country needs! Oh, by the way, could you pick up an extra-cheese pepperoni pizza on the way home?"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:16 PM on 09/22/2007

"Honey, if these second amendment die-hards buy into your pro-gun poppycock, it's on to South Carolina - where you will be suddenly born-again as a pro life proselytizer. If Mitt can get away with that crap, so can you sweetie?"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:06 PM on 09/22/2007
- Zhonni I'm a Fan of Zhonni 15 fans permalink
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I think she might have said "hello poopikins! ...are they actually buying it or do they think it's stage? Oh really? They've got to be fools. Anyways, got to go shopping"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:35 PM on 09/22/2007

L'Shana Tovah. It had to be the pink teddy.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:25 PM on 09/22/2007
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