Jesse Shapiro
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I'm a comedic writer & director based in Los Angeles. I've worked with comedians such as Chelsea Handler, David Spade, George Lopez and brands such as Pepsi, Absolut, and Kroger Supermarkets.

I currently work for Borderline Amazing Productions, Chelsea Handler's production company.Previously I wrote and directed over 60 shorts for Sony Crackle and served as talent booker at the Hollywood Improv. To check out my daily musings and the funny stuff I've created check out www.jesseshapiro.com

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Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats: The Definitive Reason

Posted September 3, 2010 | 15:57:42 (EST)

Why Dogs are better than cats, cats would kill you if they could

I had an important epiphany while at my friends BBQ over the weekend. I've always been a dog guy. I think most sane people feel the same...

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Hillary's "Experience" as Valuable as U.S. Dollar

Posted March 24, 2008 | 17:12:26 (EST)

Hillary Clinton proposed that Alan Greenspan should lead a foreclosure group of economic experts to determine whether the U.S. government needs to buy up home to stem the country's housing crisis.

That's like suggesting Don Rumsfeld lead a group of military experts to find out...

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Hillary's "Experience" as Valuable as U.S. Dollar

Posted March 24, 2008 | 17:12:26 (EST)

Hillary Clinton proposed that Alan Greenspan should lead a foreclosure group of economic experts to determine whether the U.S. government needs to buy up home to stem the country's housing crisis.

That's like suggesting Don Rumsfeld lead a group of military experts to find out...

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Anthony Kiedis Is a Douchebag

Posted November 20, 2007 | 14:43:15 (EST)

As a big fan of the show Californication...let me be the first to give a big F U to the Red Hot Chili Peppers for suing the show.

Cry baby lead singer Anthony Kiedis said in a statement."Californication is the signature CD, video and song of the band's...

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Bonds: Then and Now

Posted November 16, 2007 | 15:47:20 (EST)

Bonds in 1998
Bonds Now


Here's picture proof for anyone out there that still has a doubt in their mind: YES, Barry Bonds DID sport a hipster mustache back in '98 and is obviously a trend setter. You heard it here first: tight spandex...
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Musharraf Compromises

Posted November 15, 2007 | 16:31:26 (EST)

President Musharraf is resigning from the army and will now only occupy a simple paper pushing position better known as THE PRESIDENCY. To clarify - he'll resign once the Supreme Court validates his new term as president and after he's finalized a new, caretaker government to run the country once...

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