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Jill Morris
Jill Morris is a writer and performer currently living in Brooklyn. She has been contributing for The Onion since 2006. Kensington Books is publishing her first book, "Please Fire Me: Posts from the Revolting Workplace" (due 2011), which she co-authored with Adam Chromy and Johnny McNulty. The book is based on the popular website, which she curates, and includes original written content and artwork. Formerly, she was a sketch writer for the Upright Citizens Brigade house team GORILLA GORILLA. Her sketch comedy team Kape's videos have been featured on The CW Network, and The Comedy Central blog. Her other writing credits include: The Onion News Network, McSweeney's, Yankee Pot Roast and The Texas Travesty. Her Twitter jokes have been regularly featured on Witstream, Someecards, and The Huffington Post.

Entries by Jill Morris

Rape Victims at Robin Thicke Concert

(0) Comments | Posted April 8, 2014 | 10:21 AM

Pop music is no stranger to songs that piss people off. From crappy beats, to crappy lyrics, we've heard it all, most of the time against our will while shopping in a Kmart. Last summer, one song in particular began enraging and re-traumatizing rape survivors, but that didn't...

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The Taxonomy Of Horrible Bosses

(14) Comments | Posted July 13, 2011 | 12:41 PM

As most of us have seen from the marketing campaign for "Horrible Bosses," and some of us from watching the actual movie this weekend, the new comedy focuses on three types of, well, horrible bosses: The Psycho, The Maneater and The Tool. However, since one of my twelve not-so-horrible jobs...

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Are Lobsters Funny?

(19) Comments | Posted May 13, 2011 | 1:11 PM

Are lobsters funny? To a lobster comedian such as myself, the question itself seems like a joke. While we can all agree that man dominates the field of comedy, it can no longer be argued that lobsters are, by nature, not hilarious. But what can we do to get more...

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History of Bad Jobs: The Beginning

(4) Comments | Posted April 28, 2011 | 4:22 PM

On Monday, my book Please Fire Me: Posts from the Revolting Workplace began our "Two Weeks' Notice" campaign. Each day we issue an operation for workers with bad jobs to execute. These daily operations will last until...

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Inanimate Objects Chris Brown Hates And Why (ILLUSTRATIONS)

(11) Comments | Posted April 18, 2011 | 1:34 PM

Written by Jill Morris and Ted Travelstead, Illustrations by Ramsey Ess

Writer Ted Travelstead (co-author of "Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk") and I did some research and discovered that there are hundreds of inanimate objects that Chris Brown would personally destroy if he could. With the...

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