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"The Rapture" and "Good Life" -- Two Happy Songs About May 21

Posted: 05/20/11 12:43 PM ET

I have always been fascinated by the end-time believers. I envy their strong faith and certainty, as well as their flexibility when the believed date of doom passes without even a small locust infestation.

I wrote "The Rapture" after buying one of those Left Behind books at an airport bookstore -- I had to do my pre-Millenium Dispensationalist pop-lit research. I didn't finish reading it, as I already guessed the ending. Also, I'd had a couple of Internet conversations with an-ex-gay preacher. He liked me, but said that I was likely bound for hell no matter how nice I was. I gave the song a kind of 1960s happy "Up with People" horn arrangement -- seemed to fit.

THE RAPTURE



What if I am wrong and what if you're right?
What if there is an intelligent design?
When the day comes and judgment begins
Will I be left behind?

What if I'm right and you're not correct
And there's no hell fire when we are dead?
Regretting all the boys you could've kissed
All for nothing, it wasn't a sin

You were busy getting ready for the rapture
For the rapture, for the rapture
You were busy getting ready for the rapture, warning us all

What if I've been a really nice gal
followed the golden rule but now
because I don't believe in your best pal,
you say I'll burn forever?

But let's say he's real, but not like you sell
He's more like the nice hippie in
Godspell
Well, I'd think that he was swell.
Would that bum you out?

You were busy getting ready for the rapture
For the rapture, for the rapture
You were busy getting ready for the rapture, warning us all

I'll give to you, there is a god
All powerful, he sees it all
But do you think that he's that small
To care about your candidate, your football team or who you mate?
No God is great

What if you're wrong, but then so am I
And what really happens when we die?
And what if L. Ron Hubbard he was right?
Well that would bum me out

You were busy getting ready for the rapture
For the rapture, for the rapture
You were busy getting ready for the rapture, warning us all
God is great!

So, let's say it's true; or say, a big, secular asteroid hits Earth, destroying it and all of my plans for my next record. What can we do? I wrote "Good Life" soon after moving to Los Angeles -- a town that does seem like a shake or two away from the apocalypse. That said, it's also a love song...

A GOOD LIFE

Tomorrow the ground may shake
Like they said it was bound to happen one day
And the Hollywood sign will fall
The final call

Well don't you fret and don't be blue
You had me and I had you
It was a good life
It was a good, good life

Tomorrow we could all be gone
When the Russian gangsters sell the bomb.
And the waves come roaring from the sea
A hundred foot swells over Venice Beach.

Don't be scared and take my hand
We'll swim into the Promised Land
It was a good life
It was a good, good life

Tomorrow a tiny cell might grow
In everyone and it's not the cold
Or the hole in the sky will open wide
The aliens land on the 105

If it comes to that, what can we do
You loved me and I loved you
It was a good life
It was a good, good life

I said boom boom, crash crash
Underneath the overpass
Burning buildings, flying glass
A good life

On the day the earth stood still
We won't have to pay our bills
As the mud slides down the hill
A good life

We won't have to make our beds
Break out the booze and like I said
Let's have a ball before we're dead
A good life

Let the pious rise above
And we'll go down in our sweet love
It was a good good life

(Sobule Eaton)

On another note, I have been touring with John Doe (of X fame). We might be in your city, so check jillsobule.com for info. And, can buy our semi-live, fan-funded record there too. But you might only have a few days left!

 
I have always been fascinated by the end-time believers. I envy their strong faith and certainty, as well as their flexibility when the believed date of doom passes without even a small locust infesta...
I have always been fascinated by the end-time believers. I envy their strong faith and certainty, as well as their flexibility when the believed date of doom passes without even a small locust infesta...
 
 
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10:21 AM on 05/24/2011
I have a priest friend - I'm a nonbeliever myself - who took $ bets on the prediction. If the world ended the $ would be split amongst those believing in it, if it didn't the $ would go to his church. Smart way to make his point.
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ScottishScript
"I am not a number, I am a person!"
07:53 PM on 05/22/2011
“I envy their strong faith and certainty, as well as their flexibility when the believed date of doom passes without even a small locust infestation.”

You admire those qualities? They possess certainty without facts and you call it flexible? Would you admire those qualities of someone you were in a relationship with?

When I think of people of strong faith and certainty, I immediately picture the German army invading everywhere and exterminating minorities they believed inferior. They did this without facts, but with complete certainty.

I will never understand why mental health definitions are suspended once the subject turns to religion.
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Ioan Lightoller
Proud Married Gay Pagan Man
04:15 AM on 05/27/2011
Fanned and faved. One can hardly admire stupidity in the face of countless "end dates" that simply don't happen. So sad that people in a modern country still believe this nonsense.
05:41 PM on 05/22/2011
A little too diplomatic, don't you think?
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04:15 PM on 05/22/2011
I have to agree with a few of these comments. The part about envying these folks is just...well, I'm trying to find a word but it isn't happening. It encompasses a group of people who I feel do not offer anything to advance the concept of humanity. People waiting around for a second coming. People who cannot make a move for their fellow man without a mouthpiece that communicates with the other side, or whatever. But it does suck us in, doesn't it. I just spent time reading an article that I have no connection with, and I am writing this comment for no good reason.
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jsgaetano
Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!
03:14 PM on 05/22/2011
Here's my view- all the people getting killed in wars, crime, natural disasters, etc... those are the people getting "raptured".
 
All the conservatives sitting safe and secure in their homes, telling everyone how moral they are, and how immoral all the poor people are... those are the ones Jesus warned about.
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alsm9
Bombshell
02:18 PM on 05/22/2011
"I envy their strong faith and certainty, as well as their flexibility when the believed date of doom passes without even a small locust infestation."

Are you serious???? *sign* I don't envy ANYTHING about a person who could believe so blindly.
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EmmaDarian
All in all, I'm loving every rise and fall (RHCP)
10:39 AM on 05/22/2011
Jill Sobule's songs are always clever and witty. A personal favorite is "Letting Go of God." When she confronts sensitive issues, she manages to be gently cutting (or something...:) )
09:44 AM on 05/22/2011
The higher powers to be were probably laughing there asses off saturday morning. They always have used us people as there little play pawns.
New prediction dec. 12. 2012 at 4 pm. who knows.....
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Counterintuitive
We'll steer by the beacon of our 100 year forecast
10:00 AM on 05/22/2011
Scientists know. And science won't laugh at you. And science won't use you like a "little play pawn". Science only asks that you think methodically about things. Not only has it been responsible for all the wonderful breakthroughs that surround us, but it also tells us things about how we are changing the atmosphere and what consequences this will lead to in the future. If only people would be loyal to science the way they are to religion.
05:43 PM on 05/22/2011
Fanned! Science shows us the true path.
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rflctammt
War doesn't prove who is right, only who is left.
09:23 AM on 05/22/2011
Very nice.

The attitude portrayed in "It Was a Good Life" is a great way to deal with the frequent rapture / end-of-the-world scenarios that roll around.

Thank you.
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Steamboater
Forget hope. Agitate.
03:07 AM on 05/22/2011
Patsy Kline's "Crazy" sums up these rapturers in a NUTshell.
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Steamboater
Forget hope. Agitate.
03:05 AM on 05/22/2011
Envying their strong faith and certainty is like envying the guy who thinks he's Napoleon. He's certain he is and no one can shake his faith in it. There's a sucker born every minute and sometimes you just have to deal with that but envy them?
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Counterintuitive
We'll steer by the beacon of our 100 year forecast
02:54 AM on 05/22/2011
Your post has made me feel sad for so many reasons that I had to write them down.
1.) These people are not praiseworthy. They turned their backs on logic - always a mistake.
2.) These people are not flexible. That would require responding to cues from their surroundings.
3.) Certainty isn't a virtue - especially when directed at untruths.
4.) Books like "Left Behind" are propaganda.
5.) There is no such thing as an ex-gay just like there is no such thing as an ex-straight.
I like your music though, and it cheered me up after reading your post.
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Sheldon archer
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01:40 AM on 05/22/2011
Strange how people claim to want freedom and yet willingly up their thinking freedom to religions. Never did understand idol worship.
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SteveSFM
politically incorrect left-winger
08:34 PM on 05/21/2011
Thanks for the songs and the thoughts, Jill. And Pink Pearl is a great album!
01:06 PM on 05/21/2011
Thanks for sharing your songs, Jill.

I think there's no better way to respond to life than to write songs. A wise little girl once told me, "Music is medicine for you, Mommy."

I especially like "A Good Life." Great song. And when listening to "The Rapture" I couldn't help thinking I felt a twinge of familiarity in the melody and style, and then I realized something about it reminds me just a little of something from "Hedwig and The Angry Inch," my all-time favorite rock musical movie. (Haven't seen the stage production.)

Thanks again! If you can make a living by making music, you really are living a good life!