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Posted: 10/19/11 09:55 AM ET

The most important unresolved question of CNN's GOP debate in Las Vegas may be how to tell an apple from an orange. Herman Cain's use of a hackneyed metaphor actually helped him to avoid offering an explanation of how his nine percent national consumption tax doesn't double the sales tax of many states. That apple is rotten, though, and Cain, who was banged around early for his tax plan, and then largely ignored, has discovered what it's like when the luster fades from a bright, shiny political object.

Because he remains the lead dog of a snarling pack, Mitt Romney had to suffer flanking attacks on health care and immigration. When Rick Perry came after the GOP frontrunner for hiring a lawn care company that used undocumented workers. Romney's answer to Perry sounded petulant almost like a troubled rich man who has a hard time finding qualified domestic servants. His description of the conversation he had with the yard guy compounded Mitt's fumble. "I said, look, I'm running for office, I can't have illegals...." Does this suggest it would be okay if he weren't a candidate for governor when this happened? The moment was akin to Perry letting everyone know he can't be bought for $5000.

Romney scored serious body blows on Perry regarding immigration and jobs. The Texas governor keeps yammering about his experience dealing with the border but he has no real results to report. He has spent about $400 million on cameras and cops and patrols but just last week his hometown newspaper in Austin began running a series of reports about how a drug cartel was using the Texas capitol city as a location to trans ship narcotics to the north. The inflow of undocumented workers and contraband seems unabated. Cameras on poles are pretty easy to spot and walk around in the hundred mile gaps.

Michelle Bachmann's solution to this problem, though, is halogen-lit ignorance. A 1700-mile wall from San Diego to Boca Chica Beach in Brownsville is a preposterous concept in terms of cost, engineering, and effectiveness. On the border, the recurrent joke is that the only way the U.S. could ever afford to get it built would be if they got the labor from cheap undocumented workers. Can't be built without Mexicans. Cain's notion, which was first a joke and then a plan, of building a twenty-foot tall wall that is electrified and will kill transgressors, dismisses him as a serious candidate. It also brings to mind a great line from Texan Jason Stanford who said that, "The only thing a 20 foot wall does on the border is create a market for 21 foot ladders."

Border issues are complex far beyond the matter of simply shutting down the frontier. Rick Perry is fond of blaming Uncle Sam, who is supposed to protect the borders, but if Perry were as good at dealing with the issue as he claims, he would have shown some traction with reduced immigration and drugs. Nobody in the GOP has seemed even slightly interested in asking the people who live on the border what they think might work.

Perry and Romney might have appeared publicly in the debate to make peace on the question of faith but the issue won't die off. The Christian evangelicals supporting Perry will keep up their third party efforts to let everyone in their churches know that they ought not be voting for a Mormon. And Perry's campaign is doing a wink, wink, nudge, nudge approval. His super PAC can also be expected to help fund those communications. Romney, though, missed his chance to make Perry squirm. If he had forced the issue with a simple question, "Governor, do you think Mormons are Christians?" Perry would have been backed into a corner he does not have the political skill to escape. His honest answer would be no.

Romney was also right about Perry's letter to Obama urging the president to pass the TARP bailout. Anyone can read it on the Internet. Perry can talk about his intentions all he wants but he realized after he had issued the joint statement with the head of the Democratic Governors' Association that he was on shaky ground with the fevered souls who run his own party. He sent around a statement that was along the lines of "what the governor really meant to say was...." But the debate about TARP was distractingly humorous because the GOP field is wrapped up in whether it was a good idea to bail out Wall Street. TARP isn't exactly what got America into its present mess. The move that led us into the fire was the repeal of Glass-Steagall, which allowed Wall Street to devise a crazy clown car series of investment tools like collateralized debt obligations, bundling together bad mortgages. The Republican presidential hopefuls ignore that part of the story.

If anyone wanted to discern exactly what it means to be a conservative Republican by listening to this debate, they needed only to hear what Romney said about Nevada's record home foreclosures. He said they needed to "go forward," which is presumably his way of saying that businesses like banks need to right themselves and manage their books. This comment coming so closely after he'd expressed his support for Wall Street probably hurt him with Nevada voters. On TARP, Romney is as squishy as he is on every other issue ranging from abortion to gay marriage. He kinda sorta supported TARP but he has no problem saying where he stands on the home foreclosure matter; let them go forward. We can have the little guy in the streets but we can't have Wall Street investors walking to their two martini lunches.

The CNN debate was also notable for the fact that Newt Gingrich was not the grumpiest person in the room. Rick Santorum, who has nothing to lose, went after all of the lead dogs, whose rear ends he can barely see from where he is running. Santorum's "Pennsylvania strategy," though, was more silliness. He got elected twice to the US Senate from his home state but when he got voted out, he was really and truly and forcefully shown the door by an 18 percent margin. Pennsylvania isn't going to launch Santorum to the White House.

Sort through that and try to find an apple or an orange that isn't at least badly bruised or almost rotten to the core.

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09:04 AM on 10/20/2011
Am I missing something? Oh, yeah! Ron Paul! Why haven't you mentioned him?
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alafonse
It's definitely a crap-shoot.
06:32 AM on 10/20/2011
It's more like "Sort the Fruitcakes"
10:28 PM on 10/19/2011
Check out the map of the major GOP candidates' names as keywords in a region-specicific search volume analysis. Does this indicate a third party insurrection?
http://www.visualizepolitics.com/2011/10/blog-post.html
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themightyabealrd
screw the real world-I'm an artist!
10:09 PM on 10/19/2011
My imagery would be a bowl of granola-with the GOP candidates, one has the task of separating the nuts from the flakes.
09:46 PM on 10/19/2011
Mr. Moore, you're as silly as Romney and Perry who thought they really got one over on Cain with the comment about adding the sales tax to the state sales tax. Some of us already pay both federal and state taxes. So, let's see: 9% sales tax plus 9% income tax is still less than the 30 something percent I already pay to the feds. And I can't get around my state taxes with Mr. Cain or Mr. Obama or anyone who holds that office. That's a battle for me and my fellow Georgians. Of course, for those that don't pay any federal income tax it's a tax increase. I do have a problem with the 9-9-9 plan as I am not in favor of letting an income tax and a national sales tax exist side by side. I would rather have a flat income tax or abolish the income tax and have a national sales tax.
10:12 PM on 10/19/2011
a flat tax is a regressive tax that gives windfall tax relief to the wealthy and raises taxrs on the poor. a national sales tax does the same thing. think about it .
10:38 PM on 10/19/2011
No one who has ever proposed either a flat tax or a sales tax has left out a way to protect the low income earners from paying. Besides, our real problem in this country is not a "tax" problem, it is a spending problem. Our elected reps in DC have always demonstrated that even if you triple revenues to the fed govt., they will spend it immediately. I believe people are overtaxed in America and if our govt. would spend less Americans could keep more of what they earn. You'll know we are on our way to solving the problem when you read that govt. workers are losing their jobs.
11:00 PM on 10/19/2011
Would democrats be able to get on board with a flat tax on "disposable income"? What if there was zero taxes on all income up to some realistic measure of necessary spending, say $50,000. Then, all money after that is taxed at the same rate period. That solves a problem from both sides of the spectrum. Liberals should like it because it doesn't punish low income workers, and conservatives should like it because it would force the average voter to consider his/her own pocketbook when deciding about supporting government spending or tax increases (the skin in the game argument).
08:40 PM on 10/19/2011
Yes, we are assured that for the third presidential election in a row we are being forced to choose between rotten candidates (that's putting it mildly).
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Katherine Schock
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07:12 PM on 10/19/2011
Great post, Mr. Moore! The regressive Republican party fruit salad is going to take a whole lot of whipping cream on it to make it even slightly palatable, thankfully! They give a whole new meaning to the term dysfunctional. Their "debates" remind me of of a really horrible thing that you see and can't keep yourself from looking at again, no matter how hard you try not to. If they crank it up more each debate, by the time they finally pick one of these misfits, reelecting President Obama should be a walk in the park.
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05:17 PM on 10/19/2011
What I took away from the exchange is that Perry lives in a glass house, and should have thought first about throwing any stone at Romney, as Mr. Romney pointed out with much more elloquence.
The issues that were raised in that contentious exchange don't seem to be given that much attention in an adult manner. I there any proof of either Perry's accusation or Romney's? In the abcense of substantiation, I can easily conclude that when running for office someone like Romney would need to take a closer look at every aspect of his operations. And so he did and fixed it. Something that Perry should have done before bringing up the subject, that left him open to even wider criticism on the subject he raised. Fortunately, for Perry, few people seem interested in substance.
So, Perry tried to do a Meg Whitman (a person that w-a-s found to hire illegals, while saying she was against hiring illegals) on him. Thing is, it worked t-h-a-t time, because the people pointing it out, weren't also guilty of favoring illegals.
Rickie: don't throw stones when you live in a glass house. Seems like a race to the bottom at this point.
05:07 PM on 10/19/2011
Cain's 999 is a tax reduction for everyone, it ends the current tax structure which raises taxes on lower incomes thru price increases, and replaces it with a tax structure that is transparent and lowers taxes on goods and services while raising taxes on corporate incomes by disincentivizing their moving their headquarters to foreign countries to escape our current taxes.
10:07 PM on 10/19/2011
taxes will be increased on 84 % of americans . what is wrong with you ?
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KEBLAAB
No armor is so resistant as ignorance & bias.
05:06 PM on 10/19/2011
Drudge rips the "librils" and Hufpo rips the Tea Party. This is a sad state of affairs and only separates the nation further by fanning the flames of division. It is the political divide that feeds the rich, powerful and keeps them wealthy and in control. Has anyone ever stopped to consider what progressives may share in common with the Tea Party? Dems with Repubs? We need to start looking at common ground. That is how we will heal the nation, otherwise we all lose.
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09:32 PM on 10/19/2011
Has anyone ever stopped to consider what progressiv­es may share in common with the Tea Party? Dems with Repubs? We need to start looking at common ground. That is how we will heal the nation, otherwise we all lose.
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Who did you vote for? If elected, are they trying to find common ground with electees from the opposite party? Noble sentiments, keblaab, but I fear it is going to take something a little more drastic to get 'bought and paid for' congresscritters stop talking out of both sides of their mouths.
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KEBLAAB
No armor is so resistant as ignorance & bias.
09:53 PM on 10/19/2011
In a democratic republic, we, the voters, put the congresscritters (like your term ;-) into office. We are letting them divide us. As a wise man once said: "In a democracy you get precisely the kind of government the voters deserve." First we decide what we want, then we form a consensus and elect politicians who act on our demands. If they don't we throw them out. If we allow them to remain in office - shame on us!
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04:42 PM on 10/19/2011
>> "The most important unresolved question of CNN's GOP debate in Las Vegas may be how to tell an apple from an orange."

The real problem is that Cain's tax plan is a lemon.
04:12 PM on 10/19/2011
There were seven debaters on stage but only six were mentioned. The omitted candidate has a sizable following and consistently polls ahead of several of the other candidates. By ommission, is this candidate considered a "good apple"?
03:32 PM on 10/19/2011
Yeah, but.... Yeah, but Obama has to run on his record, as opposed to the last time, when he ran on the chimerical hope-and-change theme. So as regards Obama there's: the stimulus package that was supposed to keep unemployment from going above 8 percent--but didn't; Solyndra; the gun-running Fast and Furious; packing CLASS into Obamacare when everyone knew it wasn't economically viable; Obama's "Apologizing for America" tour; his mishandling of foreign policy from the Middle East to South America...and on and on and on.

"We won't get fooled again," Jimmy.
03:10 PM on 10/19/2011
So if the Republicans are apples and oranges, does that make BO a lemon? He has the record of a lemon. (Lost 2,878,000 employed in his first 2 years, has a 9.1% unemployment rate, presided over the first credit downgrade, and has added more to the national debt in less that 3 years that Bush added in over 7.5 years).
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phal4875
The world is run by cats; we just feed them.
05:05 PM on 10/19/2011
Sorry, garyt45, America still mostly blames Bush for the ongoing disaster. Two unfunded wars, an unfunded new Medicare drug program, and tax cuts for the rich tend to cause economic disasters.
05:14 PM on 10/19/2011
The majority of Americans can be wrong (look, they elected BO, didn't they?). The head of the DNC is running around telling everyone that this is now BO's economy. If she wants to say the current economy belongs to BO, fine.
Besides, BO stated, on multiple occasions, that "I can fix the economy".
And then he made a prediction in early 2009 - "If I don't have the economy fixed in 3 years, I'll be a one termer"
Well, that 3 years is almost over. This economy is far from being "fixed'. I'm all for holding BO to his prediction - fail and he will be gone. And he has failed. Big time.
05:07 PM on 10/19/2011
Don't let facts get in your way
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02:07 PM on 10/19/2011
What landscaping company DOESN'T hire illegals? How many of you go check the work status eligibility of your landscapers? Don't you depend on the company you hire to do that? Just saying...