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"Effing Retards" -- a Rhyming Rant

10/04/2010 01:37 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Obama joked that when Rahm lost
His middle finger... what a cost:
Young Rahm was briefly mute, done in!

But...

Rahm's other middle finger has
Been loudly thrust, been used to razz
The folks who helped Obama win.

Take...

Those "effing retards" -- that's Rahm's rave.
But who's retarded? Ask who gave
Progressives' enemies the store.

Who...

Helped Wall Street and Big Pharma get
'Most all of their agenda met...
While "effing" liberals got door?

Who...

Let Teabag screamers grab and hitch
The populist resentment which
Was there for Democrats to seize?

Who...

Empowered them while trashing US?
Who threw his allies 'neath the bus...
So Boehner takes the House with ease?

Now...

Slick Rahm prepares to run for mayor.
He loves Chicago! But it's fair
To judge the future by the past.

Since...

Rahm gave the finger to the face
Of us, the Democratic base...
One has to ask: Will Rahm's love last?

Wait...

Just wait until he flips the bird
At Chi-town -- yes, beware's the word.