Strippers, Yes! Muslims, No! -- A Rhyming Rant

10/13/2010 12:29 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Give a big "Thank you, gals!" to the Pussycat Lounge
Only two blocks from sacred Ground Zero.
Thanks to Puss in our midst we do not have to scrounge
To find strip shows! And hail - hail the hero -
Doctor Gingrich and his righteous squad!
They will keep out a mosque - oh, thank God.

Thanks to Newt (Ph.D.), no mosque dares to pollute -
With hijabs - blocks more suited for G-strings.
Stuff some bucks down in there! And reserve some for Newt,
Who is clothed in such learning - yes he brings
Gifts of glibness to hate. Feed his fund.
(We have not heard such hate since the Bund.)

And just how far away must that mosque have to move
To appease Doctor Gingrich? (The Mecca
Of his malice is here.) No chance Newt would approve
Any site slightly north, in Tribeca.
"Send the ragheads back home to Sudan
Or Iran!" cry his fans - hatreds fan.

In the Pussycat Lounge, watch the women gyrate
'Round their poles - such a fabulous strip show!
And attend the professor professing such hate
Of The Other (once Jews made such lips go
All a-tremble with spit). O brave heart!
Keep that mosque far away - poles apart.