Do you long to have sexual adventures? Has 50 Shades of Grey inspired you to get kinky? As I've said before I've had plenty of threesomes and trips to the sex clubs. I'd like to pass along some helpful tips for making the most of your sexual exploration. Whether you're...
(20) Comments | Posted May 11, 2012 | 12:46 PM
We had sex on our first date.
My ex-boyfriend was the first person to make it into my pants after only a nice dinner and a few cocktails. He was also able to convince me to have anal sex that night, but that's another story for a different column.
Having...
(54) Comments | Posted May 4, 2012 | 6:12 PM
"Whips and chains, girl. Whips and chains!"
A jock leaned in and taunted me as we passed each other in the halls of my high school. You see, the previous weekend I had played a little sexual game with my boyfriend at the time, and he obviously told his teammates...
(45) Comments | Posted April 27, 2012 | 4:51 PM
"What's the difference between a yacht and a hard-on? I don't have a yacht right now!"
I warmed up the Harvard kids at my talk last week with a dirty joke that a friend told me. Standing at the podium in front of a lecture hall filled with...
(33) Comments | Posted April 13, 2012 | 1:49 PM
While on the red carpet at the AVN Awards back in January, I couldn't help but notice a cute, petite girl in a mirrored dress coming down the carpet after me. Waiting in line to be interviewed by Showtime, I...
(4) Comments | Posted April 6, 2012 | 7:20 PM
Ambien turns me into a sex-crazed lunatic.
I have chronic insomnia, so when I'm struggling with a particularly brutal bout of sleep deprivation, my doctor will sometimes prescribe a short regimen of the popular snooze tablet. However, Ambien gives me one unexpected side effect: black-out sex.
Because of my overactive...
(60) Comments | Posted March 30, 2012 | 4:36 PM
I love rough sex.
Or at least I thought I did. Lately I've been struggling with my role in the bedroom. Do I really like getting spanked because it feels good, or have I internalized my abusive past?
I went searching for answers from the gorgeous
(6) Comments | Posted March 15, 2012 | 12:25 PM
I am afraid of getting old. I am afraid that my time to be sexy is limited. I am scared that my vagina will become saggy.
Like all of us, I am a member of our youth-obsessed society, which glorifies skinny, beautiful teenagers as the model for which we should...
(21) Comments | Posted March 8, 2012 | 2:37 PM
"This hurts me more than it hurts you," my parents would say when they spanked me or whipped me with belts and switches as punishment when I was a child.
Discipline: when does it cross the line from teaching a child a lesson to scarring them emotionally?
My strict...
(6) Comments | Posted February 24, 2012 | 5:06 PM
Donald Trump is never worried about being an asshole, so why do I worry so much about people thinking I'm a bitch?
The truth is that I know the answer to my own question. Women are still on an unequal playing field. In previous columns I discussed my...
(54) Comments | Posted February 16, 2012 | 3:59 PM
Once, when I was growing up, my mom found a porn video hidden in the house. She took the VHS tape out onto the driveway and made us watch while she smashed it to pieces with a hammer.
It's safe to say that a lot of women hate porn. But...
(65) Comments | Posted February 10, 2012 | 7:39 AM
Sometimes I lie about the first time I kissed a girl.
I kissed a Rockette in Nashville after meeting her in a gay club. She was performing as Mrs. Claus at the Grand Ole Opry's Rockette Spectacular, and we danced together at a local lesbian hangout and then made out...
(12) Comments | Posted February 1, 2012 | 4:24 PM
Sometimes I hate porn.
I love sex. I love arousal and seduction. I love sensuality. Watching Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried kiss in Jennifer's Body makes my inner middle-school nerd quiver with delight. And, yes, I know those women are not gay.
If I love sex, then why is it...
(22) Comments | Posted January 19, 2012 | 4:22 PM
I have one of the few jobs in which a business meeting in a strip club is actually legitimate.
One such meeting evolved rather quickly into a pretty compromising situation. I can't go into graphic detail here, but the experience involved a private room in the titty bar where...
(24) Comments | Posted January 12, 2012 | 11:41 PM
Nakedness. Everywhere. All the time.
Running Juicy Pink Box, I look at women in various stages of undress all day long, every day. I think the nudity issue is one thing about my job that really fascinates people. I understand. I really do. When I was little, I didn't dream...
(60) Comments | Posted December 22, 2011 | 3:05 PM
2011: it was the best of times; it was the messiest of times.
From celebrity sex tapes to rumors of secret trysts and sweet lady kisses... check out this slideshow and discover the 23 naughtiest lesbian scandals of the year! Vote for the most scandalous controversy!
(34) Comments | Posted December 15, 2011 | 6:49 PM
Last week my wife threw up from watching a baby being born on TV.
As I listened to her heaving inside the bathroom, I also found myself grossed out by seeing the goo-covered newborn crowning between his mother's legs.
Pregnancy is disgusting. The more I learn about what it's like...
(11) Comments | Posted December 7, 2011 | 6:17 PM
My wife tried to find other lesbians to date by roaming the aisles at Home Depot.
You see, my wife is Guatemalan, and when her corporate job moved her to the U.S., she didn't know the first thing about how to meet women. A mean/funny gay male friend lied to...
(43) Comments | Posted November 30, 2011 | 11:57 AM
For a long time I was afraid to admit to anyone that I had been raped.
In 2005 I was date-raped. All my life I had been cautioned about rapists; I watched no less than a dozen Oprah shows about rape, and I received countless chain letters over email with...
(22) Comments | Posted November 23, 2011 | 2:17 PM
Before I got married I was a big old slut.
I dated and slept with lots of different women, and I conquered with every slick move possible. I tried every possible combination of dating strategies known to humankind. Therefore, I can tell you tricks that work, and which maneuvers will...

(19) Comments | Posted May 21, 2012 | 7:22 PM